Thread: What the fuck is This?

Okay, so as I was laying around my backwoods hideout... I got a phone call. I was wearing my aftershocks, and so it came directly to mine ears. There was a girl, talking in mine ears. And despite my protestions, she hung up on me, because I was fairly drunk...

It seems that I have been doxxed.

Somebody knows my name, somebody knows my address... And I say....COME YOU ALL. I CAN TAKE A SUMMER IN THE WOODS. I CAN TAKE AN AUTUMN IN THE WOODS.

And if you are here by Winter? Then I'll take you too.

The post reads as if you're more drunk than when you go the call. Details - did she call you by name? how could she have gotten your number, was it a landline or cell? what did she say?

"Honey" and "Baby" aren't names. You're safe.

Get a gun, keep it loaded...