Thread: My ex mother in law died! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

She was a fat miserable broad. She loved to go around insulting others cause it was her way of "telling it like it is". She even made fun of someone who was paralyzed cause they were drunk when it happened.

She caused me over a decade of pain. Many sleepless nights, days I didn't eat, panic attacks, worrying about how the cops will believe her lies as always, etc. Her fat ass never missed a meal though! Her lifestyle finally caught up to her. Constantly eating McDonalds, smoking 2 packs a day, a 6 pack of red bull a day, constantly stoned on weed and pills, and just mean .

I was told by a casual acquaintance that knew my ex and I. I heard fat ass literally was fine one second and dropped dead the next. Deep down there is no remorse from me. I heard she made fun of my mom when she died. Fat ass was always cruel and cocky to me. My mother was a saint. We had our differences, but my mom was Carol Brady compared to these creatures today.

I guess she will never ever get to open that bottle of rum now. She told me many years ago that she has a bottle of rum (I've seen it) and she will only open it when I die painfully which she prays for every night. CHOKE ON IT!

This is how she looked. Gorilla Moonson's face.



She had the glasses and teeth too! Now put them on the Penguin's body. She had this exactly body type and hair.

Good news is always nice to hear.

Yo, how old was she when she died? My father has almost the same goddamn lifestyle.

Originally Posted by frog

Good news is always nice to hear.

Too funny!!

Originally Posted by user97972

Yo, how old was she when she died? My father has almost the same goddamn lifestyle.

She was 59 and she just turned 59 in June.

Her blood pressure was 250 over something back in March of 2021 according to what I was told. But did she listen to doctors? Nope. But she could "tell it like it is" to everyone else. Typical woman. DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO! She demanded compliance but when she didn't get it then God help you!

Sounds like she brought a lot of pain and suffering to a lot of people. Good riddance to her royal bitchiness!

If she drank a 6-pack of energy drinks a day, then I'm assuming she died of a heart attack.

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

She was 59 and she just turned 59 in June.

OH NO! *sets the stopwatch to 5 and half years countdown for redemption* Anyways..

Man I feel ya, my dad is almost something like her. Fat, always moaning, cigarette addict, eats like shit, talks like shit,pessimistic,unemployed af.... I could count till mornin and it wouldn't stop. They would be really good partners huh?

Originally Posted by ResidentEvil7

Sounds like she brought a lot of pain and suffering to a lot of people. Good riddance to her royal bitchiness!

If she drank a 6-pack of energy drinks a day, then I'm assuming she died of a heart attack.

Oh boy you don't know.. My father is just like her. Like he makes my mom's life nightmare. He is so fucking childish and a weak idiot. Like you have to be a real useless POS to be ungrateful person for such person like my mom lol.

Originally Posted by user97972

OH NO! *sets the stopwatch to 5 and half years countdown for redemption* Anyways..

Man I feel ya, my dad is almost something like her. Fat, always moaning, cigarette addict, eats like shit, talks like shit,pessimistic,unemployed af.... I could count till mornin and it wouldn't stop. They would be really good partners huh?

They sound like twins! I can almost bet that she would find what you said about him totally repulsive.......while she is cramming McDonalds in her face, downing it with a red bull, and taking puffs off cigarettes.

God doesn't sleep . She use to use the Lord's name in vain and "God D**n this & that" and told her to stop. She told me that it isn't even his real name and of course Fat ass would always walk around criticizing other while saying "If I'm wrong then I own it". She never owned anything. If you ever apologized to her then she used it against you cause she successfully gaslit you.

This is how the devil announced her arrival in hell!

Originally Posted by ResidentEvil7

Sounds like she brought a lot of pain and suffering to a lot of people. Good riddance to her royal bitchiness!

If she drank a 6-pack of energy drinks a day, then I'm assuming she died of a heart attack.

I think she died of sudden cardiac arrest. I heard she was fine then walked out of the room then people heard a thud and she was basically gone. I am surprised her fat ass didn't fall through the floor.

I am not joking when I say I feel this overwhelming sense of peace. I can't describe it.

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

They sound like twins! I can almost bet that she would find what you said about him totally repulsive.......while she is cramming McDonalds in her face, downing it with a red bull, and taking puffs off cigarettes.

God doesn't sleep . She use to use the Lord's name in vain and "God D**n this & that" and told her to stop. She told me that it isn't even his real name and of course Fat ass would always walk around criticizing other while saying "If I'm wrong then I own it". She never owned anything. If you ever apologized to her then she used it against you cause she successfully gaslit you.

This is how the devil announced her arrival in hell!

DUDE WTF?THATS MY DAD!

He also uses God's name in everything. But always talks from back of people,always ungrateful,always pessimistic,doesn't own to his mistakes..

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

I can almost bet that she would find what you said about him totally repulsive.......while she is cramming McDonalds in her face

Yeah.. tell that to my dad that has stomach pain like hell and has to take pills everybody but even when he is sleeping he wakes up around 1-2 am and stuffs food in his mouth and sleeps. He is almost up to 3 packs of cigarettes..

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

If you ever apologized to her then she used it against you cause she successfully gaslit you.

Dude I asked him one time to stop arguing with my mom and he started to cry while saying "Do you know how it feels like?" . Yeah, i know how it feels like.. When she is cleaning every shit you do and still does not divorce you or cheat on you when you are an ungrateful unemployed weasel fuck...

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

I think she died of sudden cardiac arrest. I heard she was fine then walked out of the room then people heard a thud and she was basically gone. I am surprised her fat ass didn't fall through the floor.

I am not joking when I say I feel this overwhelming sense of peace. I can't describe it.

Welp thats the feeling of one less POS in your life and one less asshole wasting Mother Nature's resources.

Originally Posted by user97972

DUDE WTF?THATS MY DAD!

He also uses God's name in everything. But always talks from back of people,always ungrateful,always pessimistic,doesn't own to his mistakes..






Yeah.. tell that to my dad that has stomach pain like hell and has to take pills everybody but even when he is sleeping he wakes up around 1-2 am and stuffs food in his mouth and sleeps. He is almost up to 3 packs..



Dude I asked him one time to stop arguing with my mom and he started to cry while saying "Do you know how it feels like?" . Yeah, i know how it feels like.. When she is cleaning every shit you do and still does not divorce you or cheat on you when you are an ungrateful unemployed weasel fuck...

He sounds like a ticking time bomb. 3 packs at his age? He is just sucking off death by doing that. I know this is cliche to say but I am an asshole. I am. I don't bite my tongue and the same shit I say to Person A , I'd say to Person B.

I don't know how people make it as far as they do. Considering their unhealthy diets and life it's a surprise to me they make to 50. I'm a former smoker but I only smoked like half a pack a day. More when I was drinking but even I knew I had to get rid of them and did.

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

He sounds like a ticking time bomb. 3 packs at his age? He is just sucking off death by doing that.

Dude, he is literally ticking time bomb like you said. He has NO healthy habits. Even I myself wonder how he is still living, he never works out (hardly walks 1 hour a day),has a bag of belly, he had excessive drinking issue in his teenage years (ALMOST EVERY NIGHT) which fucked up his stomach , eats lot of pastry stuff instead of healthy food.

I don't know when he went for a check up to doctor. My old granddad was same like him. Then he just died suddenly at 64. We learned he had cirrhosis, half of his body infected with late stage cancer and a collapsed liver. He also smoked 3 packs a day and had excessive drinking issues and only ate at night before he slept.

I myself never smoked,never drank a sip of alcohol. I ate junk food at my high school years but right now I eat and live clean. I have no problems like these ones.

I never tell this IRL but I have to here to get it out of my chest. I can't wait for the day mother nature has redemption on these type of people. They are basically waste of time. When he dies, world will be relieved of one more useless POS. I can't imagine the day of serenity where I will have to live without him existing as a living person.He is the ONLY person I am thinking like that.

Originally Posted by user97972

Dude, he is literally ticking time bomb like you said. He has NO healthy habits. Even I myself wonder how he is still living, he never works out (hardly walks 1 hour a day),has a bag of belly, he had excessive drinking issue in his teenage years (ALMOST EVERY NIGHT) which fucked up his stomach , eats lot of pastry stuff instead of healthy food.

I don't know when he went for a check up to doctor. My old granddad was same like him. Then he just died suddenly at 64. We learned he had cirrhosis, half of his body infected with late stage cancer and a collapsed liver. He also smoked 3 packs a day and had excessive drinking issues and only ate at night before he slept.

I myself never smoked,never drank a sip of alcohol. I ate junk food at my high school years but right now I eat and live clean. I have no problems like these ones.

I never tell this IRL but I have to here to get it out of my chest. I can't wait for the day mother nature has redemption on these type of people. They are basically waste of time. When he dies, world will be relieved of one more useless POS. I can't imagine the day of serenity where I will have to live without him existing as a living person.He is the ONLY person I am thinking like that.

I understand completely. I maybe ROTFLMAO now but before when I found out she died I was nervous. I didn't need her haunting me so I went out and bought some holy pictures. Put them on the sides of doors and windows so evil can't enter.

People like her and your dad are the types to come back just to fuck with you. It amazes me that people like her lived as long as she died but my mother died from emphysema. My mom didn't drink, didn't use drugs, no tattoos, no different colored hair, or any of the modern woman drama. The older I get the more I realize my mom was one of a kind. I miss her so much.

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

She was a fat miserable broad. She loved to go around insulting others cause it was her way of "telling it like it is". She even made fun of someone who was paralyzed cause they were drunk when it happened.

She caused me over a decade of pain. Many sleepless nights, days I didn't eat, panic attacks, worrying about how the cops will believe her lies as always, etc. Her fat ass never missed a meal though! Her lifestyle finally caught up to her. Constantly eating McDonalds, smoking 2 packs a day, a 6 pack of red bull a day, constantly stoned on weed and pills, and just mean .

I was told by a casual acquaintance that knew my ex and I. I heard fat ass literally was fine one second and dropped dead the next. Deep down there is no remorse from me. I heard she made fun of my mom when she died. Fat ass was always cruel and cocky to me. My mother was a saint. We had our differences, but my mom was Carol Brady compared to these creatures today.

I guess she will never ever get to open that bottle of rum now. She told me many years ago that she has a bottle of rum (I've seen it) and she will only open it when I die painfully which she prays for every night. CHOKE ON IT!

This is how she looked. Gorilla Moonson's face.



She had the glasses and teeth too! Now put them on the Penguin's body. She had this exactly body type and hair.

This whole post in a nutshell:

You guys aren't going to believe this but I got a GoFundMe for her funeral expenses in a text message.

Fuck that. I ain't giving anything. None of these cocksuckers cared about my mom. I got told that's life and to grow a sack. They were laughing at me behind my back too.

But this freaking blob dies and it's a tragedy? Donate her to the scrap yard. Toss her in the wood chipper. Funeral done.

I'd say you dodged a real bullet there.
In 20 years your ex most likely would've looked just like that.

Imagine waking up next to that? *********

Excuse me while I toss my cookies.

I should post this on her GoFundMe page.

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

You guys aren't going to believe this but I got a GoFundMe for her funeral expenses in a text message.

Fuck that. I ain't giving anything. None of these cocksuckers cared about my mom. I got told that's life and to grow a sack. They were laughing at me behind my back too.

But this freaking blob dies and it's a tragedy? Donate her to the scrap yard. Toss her in the wood chipper. Funeral done.

You should donate her body to a hospital so students can inspect a bloatlady in person lol

I remembered this sketch of George Carlin while I was commenting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ8jp88_O4g