Thread: My ex mother in law died! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Originally Posted by user97972

You should donate her body to a hospital so students can inspect a bloatlady in person lol

I remembered this sketch of George Carlin while I was commenting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ8jp88_O4g

There is nothing to salvage. Her insides are trashed from decades of fast food, cigarettes,weed, pills, and energy drinks.

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

There is nothing to salvage. Her insides are trashed from decades of fast food, cigarettes,weed, pills, and energy drinks.

You gotta watch this,this is the inspection that they did to her in autopsy (probably lol):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QWpGTSb7TQ

Originally Posted by user97972

You gotta watch this,this is the inspection that they did to her in autopsy (probably lol):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QWpGTSb7TQ

You need to call a hazmat team to see her insides. Close off the street like a meth lab bust.

Originally Posted by user97972

You should donate her body to a hospital so students can inspect a bloatlady in person lol

Medical hospitals usually refuse donated bodies if the deceased was obese. Not a joke.

https://www.nbcnews.com/healthmain/d...rpse-1C6436539

Once again, I'm missing out on all the fun, I never had a mother in law!

Originally Posted by mgtower

Once again, I'm missing out on all the fun, I never had a mother in law!

You should be so happy!

Originally Posted by mgtower

Once again, I'm missing out on all the fun, I never had a mother in law!

I had three. One was totally two-faced, she'd be kind to you in person but trash talk about you to others when you're not around. The second was an ice queen I luckily only saw two or three times, and I can't really remember the third one (actually the first, chronologically speaking) because I only saw her once. The fathers in law were great men, especially the one married to two-face. I think I mentioned him before, gonna check my account to see if I can find anything or if I mentioned him on another forum.

edit: can't access page 2 of my topics posted history, so no clue.

Originally Posted by mgtower

Once again, I'm missing out on all the fun, I never had a mother in law!

Same here.
Someone once told me: If you want to know what a woman will look like in 20 years, look at her mother.
That advice alone kept me from pursuing a few women I'd found attractive at the time, especially after I thought about it.

I've seen a few of them in recent years, and that is quite accurate.

Bullets dodged.

Originally Posted by NorthwoodsHermit

Same here.
Someone once told me: If you want to know what a woman will look like in 20 years, look at her mother.
That advice alone kept me from pursuing a few women I'd found attractive at the time, especially after I thought about it.

I've seen a few of them in recent years, and that is quite accurate.

Bullets dodged.

Man, ain't that the truth?! One of my exes only had to say "mom" for me to lose my boner within seconds, not realizing that she herself might look like her mom in the future

Originally Posted by Resdayn

Man, ain't that the truth?! One of my exes only had to say "mom" for me to lose my boner within seconds, not realizing that she herself might look like her mom in the future

No matter what ,women think they are all that.

Originally Posted by NorthwoodsHermit

Same here.
Someone once told me: If you want to know what a woman will look like in 20 years, look at her mother.
That advice alone kept me from pursuing a few women I'd found attractive at the time, especially after I thought about it.

I've seen a few of them in recent years, and that is quite accurate.

Bullets dodged.

Same here. Also, how her mother treats her father predicts how your girlfriend/wife will treat you at that age.

Originally Posted by K-Dog

Same here. Also, how her mother treats her father predicts how your girlfriend/wife will treat you at that age.

Considering how he had to put up with 2 bitches(more if he has other daughters and a MIL) then the poor bastard is just waiting for God to call his number.