Thread: Cow Burp Tax

New Zealand proposes taxing cow burps as part of plan to tackle climate change

Sorry, odd as this sounds this is not satire.

At least I don’t think so.

It’s so out there that I don’t know what to believe, but this comes from a usually fairly reputable site.

Originally Posted by From The Article

New Zealand’s government has proposed taxing the greenhouse gases that farm animals make from burping and peeing as part of a plan to tackle climate change.

Just what kind of fucked up world are we living in that such a point would even be conceived of as defensible?

We know that governments just love to introduce new taxes but that’s not my point, my point is that this could be, and is, considered a valid reason.

“So, uh, we like, can’t tax the animals like, cuz, like, they don’t have any money, like, but we can tax those that raise them in order to feed us because they’re bastards for raising and killing the food that we love to eat!”

What’s next, birdsong tax?

“Hey, you love, like, the birdies right? But they, like, shit everywhere like and contribute to climate change. We can’t tax the birdies but we can charge you, so we will!

My apologies for the overuse of the word “like” in my analogous quotes, but this is how I hear these fekkers even when they don’t say it.

I saw a brief interview the other day (on Hannity or the show that came before him or just after him) with a scientist who formerly was very pro climate change. Until another scientist challenged him to sit down and see some data where a small group of scientists had studied climate patterns going way back. I can't find the interview so I am winging it here, but the study showed periods of time as much as where CO2 was up to 13 times the level it is today yet the world was experiencing a cold spell. They found no correlation between CO2 and warming, saying the two ideas in relationship to each other were "all over the map". It was convincing stuff to this scientist being interviewed.

So this scientist no longer is pro climate change ideology and has changed to the other side, and was on this cable show showing a book, the name I did remember, "Climate Change Revisited II", not to be confused with the first edition from 2012. I tried googling and for the moment ran into an article from 2015. All that just to show you a quote from that article:


Climate scientist Stephen Schneider, a global cooling promoter let some unusual truth slip when he told Discover magazine in 1989, “To capture the public imagination, we have to offer up some scary scenarios, make simplified dramatic statements and little mention of any doubts one might have. Each of us has to decide the right balance between being effective and being honest.”

October 17, 2015 - Let’s Talk for Real — About Humans and Climate Change

And he said that in 1989. Not like you thought human corruption in the noble arts was a recently modern thing.

So lemme get this right.

They wanna stop farmers from farming, cows from farting, oil from pumping, things from burning, and for everyone to eat cockroach burgers?

The only scary thing is them getting what they want!

They should have a Vegan fart tax.

Many Vegan/Vegetarian Restaurants on the West Coast now have signs saying that outrageous flatulence during meals is perfectly normal in "healthy bodies".

It's not satire - just another in the WEF-trained leadership across the world implementing the same policies (Netherlands, Canada, now NZ). But that's all a conspiracy theory....it's not like they all publicly belong to the same group, have meetings, plan things out, announce their plans and then try to implement them.

Climate change is the biggest of all the political scams in history. The fact that so many “intelligent” beings believe in this lie is more scary to me than the damage their delusions are causing.

Originally Posted by Survivor64

Climate change is the biggest of all the political scams in history. The fact that so many “intelligent” beings believe in this lie is more scary to me than the damage their delusions are causing.

The only foreseeable climate change forecast for Europe is cold, freezing cold, and lots of carbon monoxide poisoning from faulty ventilation, and lots of housefires from makeshift wood stoves.

I hope they see their faulty assumptions about global warming when they're having their hands and feet amputated from frostbite.

My take on climate change: It happens. It's happening now. It was happening way back then. It will continue to happen in the future.

Why wouldn't it? Nature isn't static, it ebbs and flows. Why should we expect the climate to be any different?

The notion that we can affect it somehow though is preposterous. We cannot stop nature from taking its course. Maybe some day will be able to assert our will over the elements like in some sci-fi story but that day isn't this day.

It has been promoted by TPTB for one reason and one reason only: to increase your tax burden.

Keep them downtrodden. Give them something to worry about in their own lives so they don't look too closely at what's really happening around them.

It isn't the climate one should be worried about, it's all the scams being played on us.