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    Question The Mega Millions Jackpot Is Past The $1 Billion Mark

    As many of you guys know, or may know by now, the Mega Millions Lottery jackpot is up past $1 billion mark and Friday, I want to get in it.

    Let's say you do win the lottery; what would you do with the money after paying your taxes?

    I would:
    1. Build/Buy the Resident Evil Director's Cut mansion and have my best friend live with me
    2. Have every room be a man cave, including pinball machines, arcade, neon lights, tabletop games and a bowling alley
    3. Avoid job searching or getting serious about my would-be supplement shop and live it up.
    4. Go on a world tour, especially Japan
    5. Eat healthy since I would be able to afford good food instead of just box meals
    6. Help war veterans and pet shelters through charities
    7. Buy up everything that's currently in my eBay watch list
    8. Buy a Lamborghini
    9. Buy large open land for my dad to build his dream garden, pond, waterfall and fountain
    10. Live a life where not a single woman, child, Democrat will enter my life, not even casually in public.


    What would MGTOW do if you win the lottery? I know the odds are highly against you, but all you need is that one number to make dreams and fantasies come true.

    Speaking of the lottery, today I played a scratch game of 20 Years Of Cash ($10 worth) and only won $10. I may not of gained anything except fun, but at least I didn't lose any money.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    Re: The Mega Millions Jackpot Is Past The $1 Billion Mark

    All my friends that stuck by me would be set for life.

    All the people that fucked me will regret ever doing so.

    Then I'd repurpose an abandoned mine for my own personal nuclear fallout compound, with a pinball game room arcade that Unboxxed would salivate over, and bungee jumping down the mine shaft!

    Who could ask for more?
    In the beginning, it only ate men, now it's coming for the women and children, and nothing can stop it.

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    Re: The Mega Millions Jackpot Is Past The $1 Billion Mark

    I'd buy an island in the middle of the pacific, establish my own country, threaten the US and Israel with annhialation and have Uncle Sugar send me checks for billions more each year to not continue on with my nuclear weapons goals. I'd get at least a 1,000% return on my investment every year.

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    Re: The Mega Millions Jackpot Is Past The $1 Billion Mark

    Quote Originally Posted by 2_Time_Loser View Post
    I'd buy an island in the middle of the pacific, establish my own country, threaten the US and Israel with annhialation and have Uncle Sugar send me checks for billions more each year to not continue on with my nuclear weapons goals. I'd get at least a 1,000% return on my investment every year.
    Or just start talking with China. The US and Australia will throw so much money at you that you won't know what to do with it!

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    Re: The Mega Millions Jackpot Is Past The $1 Billion Mark

    In Australia, lottery winnings are non taxable as we pay taxes on the ticket itself. So as a billionaire I think I would build that underground bunker with the house above ground as a facade of sorts. It would be out in the sticks somewhere most likely or even remain in outer burbs. I am mostly an indoor type anyway. I would have heaps of guitars and hire actual rock star guitar slingers to give me lessons.

    I don't want much really. Just being left alone would be awesome.

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    Re: The Mega Millions Jackpot Is Past The $1 Billion Mark

    3br house for myself, a couple of rental properties. I'd quit work, garden, drink beer, sleep. That's the thing about being a man - I don't need a lot of stuff to be content.

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    Re: The Mega Millions Jackpot Is Past The $1 Billion Mark

    I would buy a modest 3 br house sitting high up on a hill with sweeping views. Put a nice car in the garage. And then travel the world most of the year.

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    Re: The Mega Millions Jackpot Is Past The $1 Billion Mark

    I’d buy a nice 2/3 bedroom house in the area I currently live in. I like it here.

    I’d hire a maid to clean my shit up and a chauffeur to drive me around – no Lamborghini’s for me, gimme a chauffeur driven Limo any day.

    One more thing – a top-of-the-range computer – one that won’t be past its sell by date by the time I get it out of the box.

    After that I’m fine.

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    Re: The Mega Millions Jackpot Is Past The $1 Billion Mark

    Id buy a reasonable car for each of my kids and pay off their school debt. Then, theyre on their own (till I die and they inherit the rest of it). Id spend whatever effort necessary for them (and everyone else for that matter) to NOT know I won. They need to learn to fend for themselves.

    Id retire immediately. Id stay in the same house Im in. Id trade my current boat in for a new one. Maybe buy a new truck. Upsize my garden. Hunt and fish more- move to being more self reliant food wise. Maybe travel some- do hunting and fishing trips while Im still young enough to do it.

    Thats pretty much it. Nothing lavish.

    Of course, what I say here, and what would actually happen could be entirely different things. Money makes people fucking crazy. Id like to think I wouldnt be, but..

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    Re: The Mega Millions Jackpot Is Past The $1 Billion Mark

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    3br house for myself, a couple of rental properties. I'd quit work, garden, drink beer, sleep. That's the thing about being a man - I don't need a lot of stuff to be content.
    this is well achievable without a billion dollaros broski

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    Re: The Mega Millions Jackpot Is Past The $1 Billion Mark

    Quote Originally Posted by Kryptic View Post
    In Australia, lottery winnings are non taxable as we pay taxes on the ticket itself. So as a billionaire I think I would build that underground bunker with the house above ground as a facade of sorts. It would be out in the sticks somewhere most likely or even remain in outer burbs. I am mostly an indoor type anyway. I would have heaps of guitars and hire actual rock star guitar slingers to give me lessons.

    I don't want much really. Just being left alone would be awesome.
    Maybe buy a new truck. Upsize my garden.

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    Re: The Mega Millions Jackpot Is Past The $1 Billion Mark

    I'd probably leave the US and get an estate somewhere more remote, like Costa Rica or Barbados or something like that. I'd have to do a bit of traveling to find the right place. Somewhere with much less traffic and noise. I really don't need a billion dollars, just enough that I don't have to work at some suckass job for the rest of my life.


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