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    Question The Bow Flex

    Does anyone have a Bow Flex machine? If so, please tell me how well it works on your workouts? I mean, does it give you the results the infomercial states? I like to get a machine some day, because I like cable weights more than free weights, but it's expensive; like $900. I want my body to look like Randy Potter in the following video. I should of looked like that 15-20 years ago, but instead I look like Dr. Robotnik from Sonic The Hedgehog.

    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    Re: The Bow Flex

    I love the way the ad says "you can get these kinds of results", when the model they are pointing at almost certainly didn't use a bowflex.

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    Re: The Bow Flex

    I had a bowflex (POS) it was recalled for hazards unknown, it's easy enough to hit sonic speeds with the shackles fully loaded and suddenly released. Better off with dumbbells and mechanical devices that don't load up with so much kinetic energy transformed to compounded speed. I didn't like it the day I got it, building stone walls is safer and a full body workout down to your pinkies and toes! Fuck Bow slap! Do a few tons of rock and mortar and call me in the morning!

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    Re: The Bow Flex

    Are you kidding me? I want to look like Huge Jackman, with his jacked body for a role in Wolverine. It's fucking awesome. (NO homo, by the way.)

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    Re: The Bow Flex

    Quote Originally Posted by UnKnownSurviving View Post
    Are you kidding me? I want to look like Huge Jackman, with his jacked body for a role in Wolverine. It's fucking awesome. (NO homo, by the way.)
    Not only do I want my body to look like Randy in the above video, but I want my upper body to look like actor Ryan Merriman from 18 years ago when he did a short-lived TV series called Veritas: The Quest. See image below:
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    Re: The Bow Flex

    Quote Originally Posted by ResidentEvil7 View Post
    Not only do I want my body to look like Randy in the above video, but I want my upper body to look like actor Ryan Merriman from 18 years ago when he did a short-lived TV series called Veritas: The Quest. See image below:

    No doubt about that. Here's Hugh Jackman's WOLVERINE workout physique:




    He's a badass. I thrive to transform my body like his. (again, no homo.)
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    Re: The Bow Flex

    Mind you, I don't like his wife. Hugh Jackman's old wife. What ever he sees in her, beats me. When Jackman was working out, transforming his Wolverine body that he always wanted, when he showed his physique to public, for publicity stuff prior for the movie The Wolverine in 2013, women of all background were in heat over his body. Myriads of women told Jackman's wife that she's "very lucky" to snag him up.

    Basically women are saying he's hot and such a Chad. But according to his wife, she's "not interested" in his body or that she's "very lucky".

    Color me unconvinced. Women want what other women have.

    While I don't agree with Jackman's taste in mature women, I'd gladly support his workout transformation. I need to lose weight and transform my body.

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    Re: The Bow Flex

    You can admire a man's body without being a homo. I do it all the time, because I look at shirtless men to get inspirations and motivation to workout to lose weight and transform my body into something I can feel confident and proud of. I don't jerk myself when I look at those hunks.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.


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