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    SATIRE: Judge Asks Rittenhouse For Autograph, Selfie

    "KENOSHA, WI—After hearing the arguments and reviewing the video evidence, Judge Schroeder has asked defendant Kyle Rittenhouse for his autograph and a selfie.
    "E-excuse me, m-mister Rittenhouse, sir, but can I maybe have your autograph?" said the judge nervously while looking down at his shoes. "I'm just a huge fan and I thought maybe I could take a picture too, if that's ok with you."
    Sources in the courtroom confirmed that Rittenhouse then signed Schroeder's copy of the Constitution and took a selfie with him.
    "What a great kid," the judge was later heard saying. "A really impressive young man. Few people are so brave as to defend entire cities while dispatching communist pedophiles and sending them to their final judgment. Haven't been this excited since 'Nam."
    He then did a little salute to the flag and hummed Lee Greenwood's "Proud to be an American" quietly to himself.
    Progressives responded with outrage, and are demanding Judge Schroeder be replaced with a fair and balanced Communist judge . . . "
    SATIRE: https://babylonbee.com/news/after-re...tograph-selfie



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    re: SATIRE: Judge Asks Rittenhouse For Autograph, Selfie

    2045:

    The honorable Kyle Rittenhouse, president of the United States!
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    Rule #401. First you eat the dogs, then you eat the dogfood.

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    Re: SATIRE: Judge Asks Rittenhouse For Autograph, Selfie

    I personally think Kyle is innocent on the basis of self-defense. The only thing I disagree with him is that he should of minded his business and stay home instead of getting involved in police matters. However, while he was there, he tried to do good things and felt he had to arm himself because I'm sure he's seen the way Black Lives Matter misbehaves. He was attacked by those rioters and felt he had to shoot to defend himself. I'm just pissed off on how the left wing media is slandering this boy; Kyle should do the Nick Sandman thing by sue the media for slander. He would be so rich on media money, he wouldn't need to go to college and get another job again.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    Re: SATIRE: Judge Asks Rittenhouse For Autograph, Selfie

    They're losing, so obviously the judge is crooked.

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    Re: SATIRE: Judge Asks Rittenhouse For Autograph, Selfie

    Just minutes ago, the jury has found, Kyle Rittenhouse, not guilty on all 5 counts.

    Now I'm worried that Black Lives Matter will start some bullshit in the streets.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    Re: SATIRE: Judge Asks Rittenhouse For Autograph, Selfie

    Thank god, if you can't defend yourself from pedophiles and criminals like KR did - in the US-of-A of all fucking places than the world would truly be going down the shitter.

    Shame the kids life is probably gonna be in ruins and shambles socially at this point - I'm all for shooting rioters destroying property and trying to inflict bodily harm - specially when law enforcement doesn't do it's job.

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    Re: SATIRE: Judge Asks Rittenhouse For Autograph, Selfie

    I can't wait for the media's reaction tonight when FOX News shows video clips of cunts like Joy Reed/Behar and the rest of CNN and MSNBC.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.


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