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    SATIRE - Fauci Recommends Stopping Spread Of Monkeypox By Covering Eyes, Ears, Mouth

    "WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Monkeypox pandemic has finally breached the shores of the United States, with the CDC confirming a staggering 1 infections so far. In response, America's favorite, most trusted doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci, issued a statement recommending people stop the spread of Monkeypox by covering their eyes, ears, and mouth.

    Fauci accepted 137 TV interviews and a book deal after issuing the guidelines essentially recommending people look the other way rather than investigate the source of this new outbreak.

    "As I, the Science, have always said, lockdowns don't work. What really works is turning a blind eye to where this outbreak nonsense may or may not have leaked from," said Dr. Fauci to a fawning NBC news anchor trying to get his autograph. "And I'd like to add that there is no evidence the Monkeypox outbreak is connected to the NIH-funded Institute of Monkeypox Studies next door to patient zero."

    Not all health professionals agree with Dr. Fauci's health order. Dr. Corry Larreia, a world-renowned monkey virologist and respected expert in finding the source of Monkeypox outbreaks, said Dr. Fauci was wrong and the outbreak should be investigated in full.
    At publishing time, Dr. Larreia had been disbarred, lost his virology license along with his official stethoscope, was banned from his local book club, snubbed by Apple's Siri, and lost both of his hands in a tragic wood chipper accident . . . "
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    Re: SATIRE - Fauci Recommends Stopping Spread Of Monkeypox By Covering Eyes, Ears, Mouth

    The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

    The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
    - Henry David Thoreau

    There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    Re: SATIRE - Fauci Recommends Stopping Spread Of Monkeypox By Covering Eyes, Ears, Mouth

    Been having a little read. So far the "experts" on twitter have taught me. #monkeypox - Twitter Search / Twitter

    It's natural, but it was also manufactured in a laboratory, but it doesn't exist as it's the side effects of the covid jab.
    It's a bioweapon, but we should also resist all attempts to contain or reduce it's spread.
    The virus is nothing to worry about, but is also a pre planned depopulation exercise.
    It's deadly serious, but also no big deal and meant to distract you from something else.
    It's a scam to sell more vaccines but is also a plot to kill us all with vaccines.
    It's a plot to depopulate the world just like Aids (1980s), Covid (2020), Covid jab(2021), Covid booster (2022)
    If the media reports it that's "fearmongering", if the media doesn't report it that's "covering up the truth".
    I shouldn't trust the media, but some random stranger on Twitter knows "the truth".
    The 4th richest man in the world (66 years old) who could be dead in a decade needs to make more money and depopulate the earth.

    Now where have I heard this before ?

    Just waiting for some obscure substance to be touted as a miracle cure that the "experts don't want you to know about" by some "alternative health" person who's making millions while telling you to "follow the money".
    Men are becoming MGTOW by the millions, most without ever having heard the term. They are simply doing what all living organisms finding themselves in a toxic environment do. They adapt to it or remove themselves from it. Females are not liking either the adaptations or the removal.


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    Re: SATIRE - Fauci Recommends Stopping Spread Of Monkeypox By Covering Eyes, Ears, Mouth

    I've been coughing and sneezing for the last two years and it's getting worse, much worse.

    I don't know about monkeys and their pox, but I do know about bulls and their shit, because I'm highly allergic to BULLSHIT!
    Corruption, like low tide, lowers all boats and smashes their hulls on the rocks.

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