Thread: Random observation about women and mobile phones

What you call cell phones, we call them mobiles over here. Anyway the observation is that women always carry them in the back pocket so that its attached to the ass. Guaranteed if they are wearing a garment with pockets as opposed to a dress, the phone is sticking out of the ass.

I never see men making that choice. Why carry the most expensive piece of technology about your person in a place where it will be crushed if you forgot about it and sat down in a hurry?

Yet they all seem to do it. Over here anyway. So bizarre.

I'll marry the first woman that doesn't have or use telephones.

That should secure my being MGTOW until the technology no longer exists...

Maybe they consider it an accessory for their oh so perfect ass?

One's I see, it's seldom out of their hand.

My guess is that some famous female celebrity was photographed wearing her phone that way and the insane herd mentality in women kicked in and it became a "must have" fashion statement. Women are so easy to manipulate.

Because that's where they do most of their talking out of?

I assume they have front pockets in whatever they are wearing? Are their front pockets too shallow? I also assume they wear skin-tight pants? My jeans are loose enough in the legs that placing a cellphone in my front pocket is doable, and the pockets are deep enough, but placing it in my back pocket is asking for breakage. Maybe their pants are too tight in the front?

Do these same women carry purses?

Women's jeans are notorious for having small pockets. It makes sense that they want their phones to be accessible tho. Which rules out their purse. So, the back pocket makes sense. That's where I put my phone if I'm walking around somewhere.

One thing I've come to suspect is that women beyond a certain age (Boomers, essentially) have phones so that they can make calls/send texts. Receiving calls/texts isn't rly their priority. My boomer mom expects an instant reply/callback when contacts me. But if I contact her, it could be 48 hours before I get a response because her phone is buried at the bottom of her gd purse and she "totally forgot about it".

Originally Posted by OwenWentFullMGTOW

Women's jeans are notorious for having small pockets. It makes sense that they want their phones to be accessible tho. Which rules out their purse. So, the back pocket makes sense. That's where I put my phone if I'm walking around somewhere.

Well, that clears up another mystery. Its just a clothing design flaw and not group think behaviour!

Call it an occupational hazard of being a psychological professional. I will have to remember that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Originally Posted by Jacknife

Well, that clears up another mystery. Its just a clothing design flaw and not group think behaviour!

Call it an occupational hazard of being a psychological professional. I will have to remember that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I don't think it's a clothing design flaw. I think it's a calculated feature. If women's clothing have inadequate pockets, it boosts purse sales. Win-Win for all manufacturers.

Women's clothes don't have pockets, because a woman should have a man for that kind of thing.

I think women simply do not like the inelegant appearance of carrying bulk in their pockets, like car keys, or coins, or nail clippers, etc.

Eddie Murphy's 'African Bush Bitch' couldn't have pockets, as she'd then want something to keep in them.

Originally Posted by mgtower

I'll marry the first woman that doesn't have or use telephones.

Ever been to an retirement home?