Okay, so about 1.3 years ago, i got lonely. I missed having someone else around my home. So I decided on an Elder Female Cat. Because they are extremely Low Maintenance. You provide a stable home, and they are happy. So in the past 1.4 years, I have done precisely so. And she is a bossy cat. She bosses me around, and tells me what-is-what. And she watches Shudder horror movies with me. And Every. Single. Night. she tucks me into bed.
Seriously..... Is there Any Better?