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    Weird, amusing thoughts.

    I occasionally have strange, rhetorical questions running through my mind and thought I’d share the latest couple. Please share if you have these types of thoughts pop in to your head too.

    1. The Itchy and Scratchy Show

    Most of the body’s sensations serve a beneficial purpose:

    When we’re tired we need rest;
    When we’re hungry we need food;
    Pain alerts us to a problem etc.

    But itching causes us to scratch and scratching often only serves to irritate the area more and can even cause open wounds which can leave us open to infection. This does not seem beneficial although it often feels really good.

    And why is it when we scratch an itch in one place it often triggers itching in other places? If it’s just about the reactions in nerve endings surely this wouldn’t happen.

    And while I’m at it why is yawning contagious? Even thinking of the word can trigger the response.

    Chances are you’re itching and / or yawning now. The power of suggestion can be an odd thing.


    2. Don’t be such a pessimist!

    The realist sees things as they are. He is neither happy nor sad about how things turn out and just carries on.

    The optimist doesn’t prepare for the worst and gets fucked-up when things don’t work out. He is often sad.

    The pessimist is happy when things go wrong because this means he was right, but when he is wrong he is pleasantly surprised and this also makes him happy. The pessimist is always happy.

    Which is best: Realist, Optimist or Pessimist?


    It seems I’m not the only one to have thoughts such as these:

    Shower Thoughts

    A few examples:

    #24:
    The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that.

    #36:
    By law our cars have to be road worthy, but the roads don’t have to be car worthy.

    #39:
    25 years ago seeing a toddler use technology was seen as a stroke of genius, today it is largely met with thoughts of a lack of parenting.

    #52:
    If you won the award of the first man to break two world records, that would make it 3 awards, and you win the award of first man to break 3 records, now you have infinite awards.

    #57:
    People that wait until they’re married to have sex only have sex with people in their family.

    #59:
    Since your internal voice doesn’t have to breath, you can scream internally forever.

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    Re: Weird, amusing thoughts.

    I'm mostly stuck on Biden, how he got in, what he's doing, and how nobody seems to care.

    Just pull the trigger already, and put this nation out of it's fucking MISERY!

    Then there's the thoughts of dragging that bumbling pile of incoherent shit behind the woodshed and running him through the chipper!

    Don't think about much else...

    Marriage, dating, divorce, and breakups, are on the rocky road of female empowerment, a road that goes nowhere else but misery and hardship.

    What if I told you there's another road, a road less traveled, a road straight and narrow, free of bandits, checkpoints, taxes, and tolls?

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    Re: Weird, amusing thoughts.

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    I'm mostly stuck on Biden, how he got in, what he's doing, and how nobody seems to care.

    Just pull the trigger already, and put this nation out of it's fucking MISERY!

    Then there's the thoughts of dragging that bumbling pile of incoherent shit behind the woodshed and running him through the chipper!

    Don't think about much else...
    Politics?

    POLITICS?

    I hang my head in despair at western politics.

    Your (US) fuckwits may have voted in Biden but don’t think you’re alone:

    What about this freak (U.K. P.M. Boris Johnson):



    And let’s not leave out my own wonderful Ireland:

    Taoiseach Micheál (pronounced ‘me-hal’) Martin (Fianna Fáil party) who we lovingly refer to as Me-hole Martin entered a non-coalition coalition (get your head around that) with his main adversary Leo Varadkar – Ex-Taoiseach, gay son of an immigrant and leader of our most right-wing party Fine Gael who is due to resume the role of Taoiseach (Irish for Leader, read “Prime Minister” although this is not an accurate translation) in 2022 under the terms of the (non)coalition agreement.

    And our only other major party is Sinn Fein – our only hope of getting rid of this rotten ensemble of corruption – is an extremist left-wing party led by a woman! (Mary Lou McDonald). In latest polls they are coming out top.

    And you think you have problems!!!
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    Re: Weird, amusing thoughts.

    Politicians are like storms.

    They come and go.
    Sometimes they clear away the detritus.
    But they usually leave carnage in their wake.

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    Tannerite Biden exploding heads!

    Only $24.95!
    Marriage, dating, divorce, and breakups, are on the rocky road of female empowerment, a road that goes nowhere else but misery and hardship.

    What if I told you there's another road, a road less traveled, a road straight and narrow, free of bandits, checkpoints, taxes, and tolls?

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    Re: Weird, amusing thoughts.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackoff View Post
    Most of the body’s sensations serve a beneficial purpose: When we’re tired we need rest; When we’re hungry we need food; Pain alerts us to a problem etc.

    https://www.goingyourownway.com/mgto...27/#post150027
    Again just as our evolutionary history makes us prone to making irrational decisions in response to danger the human body's pain system also seems to have the same problems.

    Toothache has given many people sleepless nights but kills few people, while life threatening conditions like cancer can creep up on us with little or no pain at all.

    The pain from many ailments such as having a perforated stomach ulcer served no useful purpose before medical science had reached a point where it could deal with the problem.
    The message for the people advocating for a "return to nature" is clear, nature certainly isn't advocating for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackoff View Post
    POLITICS? I hang my head in despair at western politics.
    I despair at the number of people in the manosphere who seem to be obsessed with politics. If Trump and Biden are the options to lead a world superpower of 300 million people you have bigger things to worry about. The western world is collapsing, Economically, demographically and culturally. Who is in charge today makes little difference in the long term, at most speed up or delay the collapse by a few years.

    One political ideology will work in certain situations but not others, I have been called "far right" and a "leftist" when discussing different issues because I don't subscribe to one area. People have a tough time understanding this and insist on placing me in one box or the other.

    Trump Lost - Well, Did He Make America Great Again? - YouTube

    Don't get too hung up on the title of this video, he attacks both sides of the political spectrum, the futility of clinging to messiah figures (Obama or Trump), voting for the "lesser of 2 evils" and in general wasting massive amounts of your time and emotional energy on politics instead of improving your own life.
    Men are becoming MGTOW by the millions, most without ever having heard the term. They are simply doing what all living organisms finding themselves in a toxic environment do. They adapt to it or remove themselves from it. Females are not liking either the adaptations or the removal.

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    Re: Weird, amusing thoughts.

    There are no uninteresting numbers. The very first uninteresting number would be interesting by virtue of that fact.

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    Re: Weird, amusing thoughts.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    There are no uninteresting numbers. The very first uninteresting number would be interesting by virtue of that fact.
    Ow. That hurts my head. (LOL)


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