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    Re: Is this guy a creeper, or a god level troll?

    Quote Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER View Post

    (i.e. "Hey Everyone! Don KeyKnob & I just can't hide our love for each other anymore! We are going to get married!!)

    It's true. I admit it.

    I'm gonna be the man, man one and MGTOWFOREVER is gonna be the woman, man.

    Now go fix me a sammich before I give you something to cry about!!!!

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    Re: Is this guy a creeper, or a god level troll?

    Quote Originally Posted by pbisque View Post
    Don't tell me you already rubbed on out!

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    Re: Is this guy a creeper, or a god level troll?

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    It's true. I admit it.

    I'm gonna be the man, man one and MGTOWFOREVER is gonna be the woman, man.

    Now go fix me a sammich before I give you something to cry about!!!!
    How can I be the chick? I am way too big & masculine!

    Im the chick? Here's to ya buddy!


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    Re: Is this guy a creeper, or a god level troll?

    MGTOWFOREVER and Donkey sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g, first cums love, then scums marriage, then scums 10 little bastards I don't have to think about! Drop the little retards down a mine shaft for all I care!

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    Re: Is this guy a creeper, or a god level troll?

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    MGTOWFOREVER and Donkey sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g, first cums love, then scums marriage, then scums 10 little bastards I don't have to think about! Drop the little retards down a mine shaft for all I care!
    Aw man......I was gonna ask you to be my best man!

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    Re: Is this guy a creeper, or a god level troll?

    The only "vow" I ever "made" was to never tend another fucking wedding!

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    Re: Is this guy a creeper, or a god level troll?

    Quote Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER View Post
    How can I be the chick? I am way too big & masculine!

    You didn't used to be. You were slim and feminine when we met. Then you got lazy. Then came the nagging. And don't think I don't know about you and Frog. I've always known...you bastard!!

    That's it....I wanna divorce. I'll be seeing you in court...Loser.

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    Re: Is this guy a creeper, or a god level troll?

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    The only "vow" I ever "made" was to never tend another fucking wedding!
    There will be free booze.......

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    You didn't used to be. You were slim and feminine when we met. Then you got lazy. Then came the nagging. And don't think I don't know about you and Frog. I've always known...you bastard!!

    That's it....I wanna divorce. I'll be seeing you in court...Loser.
    I never been slim or feminine. Hahahaha. But yeah. I was smooching with everyone. I was lonely. You were working all the time and I just couldn't help myself!


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    Re: Is this guy a creeper, or a god level troll?

    Quote Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER View Post

    I never been slim or feminine. Hahahaha. But yeah. I was smooching with everyone. I was lonely. You were working all the time and I just couldn't help myself!

    Slut!!!!

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    Re: New Thread: Shootin' the Shit

    Threads like this one should be tared, that way we can't derail it! Just pave in any direction we want to go!

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    Re: New Thread: Shootin' the Shit

    It's a dirty Lie! Had we been together you'd both have blue balls, the sif, and who knows what else. Your both way too healthy to have been messing around with the likes a me.
    Every day I make the world a little bit worse.

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    Re: New Thread: Shootin' the Shit

    We've been moved onto our own thread!!!

    Sorry Unboxxed - you were absolutely right to move us.

    I'd like to personally take responsibility for all the childish comments and direction of this thread. I'd like to - but I can't...because it is entirely Tower's, CP's, Frog's, MGTOWFOREVER's, Jayden's and Zasta's faults.

    I'd ban all of them in a heartbeat if I were you. They deserve it.

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    Re: Is this guy a creeper, or a god level troll?

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Slut!!!!
    Nope. I'm a whore. Sluts get screwed & have nothing to show for it. Whores get wined & dined. Get it right bozo!

    We've been moved onto our own thread!!!

    Sorry Unboxxed - you were absolutely right to move us.

    I'd like to personally take responsibility for all the childish comments and direction of this thread. I'd like to - but I can't...because it is entirely Tower's, CP's, Frog's, MGTOWFOREVER's, Jayden's and Zasta's faults.

    I'd ban all of them in a heartbeat if I were you. They deserve it.
    Typical woman! Blame everyone else!

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    Re: New Thread: Shootin' the Shit

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    We've been moved onto our own thread!!!

    Sorry Unboxxed - you were absolutely right to move us.

    I'd like to personally take responsibility for all the childish comments and direction of this thread. I'd like to - but I can't...because it is entirely Tower's, CP's, Frog's, MGTOWFOREVER's, Jayden's and Zasta's faults.

    I'd ban all of them in a heartbeat if I were you. They deserve it.
    Wanna know suttin? Dat's a good way'da have an accident...

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    Re: New Thread: Shootin' the Shit

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    We've been moved onto our own thread!!!
    Was that my way of saying, "Get a room!" LOL <-- kidding

    Sorry Unboxxed - you were absolutely right to move us.

    I'd like to personally take responsibility for all the childish comments and direction of this thread. I'd like to - but I can't...because it is entirely Tower's, CP's, Frog's, MGTOWFOREVER's, Jayden's and Zasta's faults.

    I'd ban all of them in a heartbeat if I were you. They deserve it.
    Actually, I feel kinda bad, as if I spoiled the fun, after all I'm enjoying it too, so I am glad to see you and others have continued posting here because I'd feel worse had you not.

    As long as I am here, the Principles actually does offer this Random sub-forum as the place to "shoot the shit" so feel free to initiate threads to do just that. From the Principles:

    Random: Shooting the sh*t. Chat. One sentence posts are perfectly fine here. Comedy. YouTube videos. Stupid polls Anything unrelated to MGTOW.

    No one person has any control over the volume of fun, and I ain't taking names. Like I say, it doesn't usually last very long and I ain't gonna be the Mod who gets all prissy about it. If, though, a large volume spontaneously develops elsewhere in someone's thread, in my view distracting from the topic, I may throw them all over into this here thread?

    Now, did I walk in on a wedding ceremony going on?
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    Re: New Thread: Shootin' the Shit

    Quote Originally Posted by Unboxxed View Post
    Was that my way of saying, "Get a room!" LOL <-- kidding



    Actually, I feel kinda bad, as if I spoiled the fun, after all I'm enjoying it too, so I am glad to see you and others have continued posting here because I'd feel worse had you not.

    As long as I am here, the Principles actually does offer this Random sub-forum as the place to "shoot the shit". From the Principles:

    Random: Shooting the sh*t. Chat. One sentence posts are perfectly fine here. Comedy. YouTube videos. Stupid polls Anything unrelated to MGTOW.

    No one person has any control over the volume of fun, and I ain't taking names. Like I say, it doesn't usually last very long and I ain't gonna be the Mod who gets all prissy about it. If, though, a large volume spontaneously develops elsewhere in someone's thread, in my view drowning out the topic, I may throw them all over into this here thread?

    Now, did I walk in on a wedding ceremony going on?
    Wedding ceremony? With me around? NO FUCKING WAY! I'll shit in the punch bowl and piss on the cake!

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    Re: New Thread: Shootin' the Shit

    Cool your guys fun and antics got us our own thread, and seeing that I was mentioned it was only fair I make a reply that I am still here, so I will reply without qouting everybody and put it all in one post. Anyway, in reply to Towers comment about the sticky theatre, I do not know where those are, I have never been to one, unless you count my own sticky theatre i make, as in when I have a women/escort/prostitute/cunt come over, and we fuck all night excetera, yeah thatís my version of a sticky theatre



    Yeah but no unicorns for me, havenít seen any of those lately, theyíre hard to find, and trust me, I would know, Iím the worlds #1 unicorn hunter, and Iíve been all over the world in search of these mythical creatures, I had a crew follow me around and film everything, and Iím gonna have my own tv show, RPB, the Unicorn Hunter, Iím working on a deal with Netflix, gonna have 3 seasons ready to go on my show, make sure you guys watch it when it comes out. Iíve only come across impostor unicorns, I call these ďUnicuntsĒ.



    So no guys there arenít any virgin unicorns for anybody to go around, and if there was I would have had it already and you guys would we full of jealousy envy and hate you wonít find any if you come over here, Cpig and Donkey, cancel your flight tickets, but actually you should come here, I could use the company, and we could fuck some shit up while you guys are over here. And thereís plenty of thots hoes and unicunts to go around for everybody.

    And to Jayden Jazz, itís not so much the bright lights of New York that got me awe struck, I donít care about New York in itself, even though I do like all the pussy walking around in the streets during the summer, kinda like being in Miami, hot fucking bitches everywhere, i like being around good looking girls. But the main reason Iím in New York, or for my recent non activity on the forums, is because Iíve been getting that paper cash, the only real reason that Iím here, besides the fact that I was born here.








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    Re: New Thread: Shootin' the Shit

    Quote Originally Posted by Unboxxed View Post

    Now, did I walk in on a wedding ceremony going on?

    MGTOWFOREVER ruined it by wanting to be the man, when everybody knows that it would be me who's the man one.

    Now he'll be left at the alter, all alone with just his white dress (that doesn't fit any more cos he's let his gut and ass go lately) and his swollen lips from Frog's chronic case of syphallis.

    I'm well off out of it - and do you know what?

    I've a good mind to GO MY OWN WAY from now on!!!!

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    Re: New Thread: Shootin' the Shit

    My apologies RPB, maybe it was Boston or Amsterdam where I once saw a sticky theater, seen allot of other freaky shit too!

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    Re: New Thread: Shootin' the Shit

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    MGTOWFOREVER ruined it by wanting to be the man, when everybody knows that it would be me who's the man one.

    Now he'll be left at the alter, all alone with just his white dress (that doesn't fit any more cos he's let his gut and ass go lately) and his swollen lips from Frog's chronic case of syphallis.

    I'm well off out of it - and do you know what?

    I've a good mind to GO MY OWN WAY from now on!!!!
    You told me you like more cushion for the pushin! Go ahead and leave me at the altar in my white dress! You know I look so good in it that I will find a sucker to take on the Bahamas honeymoon cruise that you already paid for !!!

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    Wedding ceremony? With me around? NO FUCKING WAY! I'll shit in the punch bowl and piss on the cake!
    No need to do that! Don Keyknob is such a cheap bastard that we already have those items.

    My apologies RPB, maybe it was Boston or Amsterdam where I once saw a sticky theater, seen allot of other freaky shit too!
    Are you trying to tell us something....?? It's okay big boy. How do you think I met that tramp Donkey? Something about a gloryhole , a bottle of tequila, and cheetos. Hey a hole is a hole! hahahaha!


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