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    Re: Joke Time

    Quote Originally Posted by happybachelor View Post
    Why do Jewish men like to watch adult movies backward?
    They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
    Why do men close their eyes during sex?

    Because we can't stand to look at the fat ugly pig we're fucking, so we imagine she's a hot model, only because women refuse to wear the bag over their head.
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    I prefer to think of her hot mates!
    Slaves can only dream, free men live their dreams.

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    Re: Joke Time

    Some of the dyed-hair, piercing and tattoo covered, bile spewing, barely washed land whales that are "beautiful" by today's standards, I'd rather fuck a bag of mud.

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    Re: Joke Time

    Quote Originally Posted by suspiciouscrow View Post
    Some of the dyed-hair, piercing and tattoo covered, bile spewing, barely washed land whales that are "beautiful" by today's standards, I'd rather fuck a bag of mud.
    Warm mud, right?

    2 minutes in the microwave and she's ready to go!
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    Re: Joke Time

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    Warm mud, right?

    2 minutes in the microwave and she's ready to go!
    Oooh yeah!

    $5, $5, wanna have a go? We gottit all! Brown mud, red mud, we'll even through in some dye - 'ave it any colour you like!

    Ooh, does it feel good sir? Does it sir? I knew you'd like this one sir.
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    Re: Joke Time

    Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, recently received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.
    On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. “Tell me about your staff,” he asked Paddy.

    “Well,” said Paddy, “there’s the farmhand, I pay him €240 a week, and he has a free cottage.

    Then there’s the housekeeper. She gets €190 a week, along with free board and lodging.

    There’s also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about €25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife.”

    “That’s disgraceful,” said the inspector, “I need to interview the half-wit.”

    “That’ll be me then,” said Paddy.

    https://www.meanwhileinireland.com/t...l-time-ranked/
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    Re: Joke Time

    Ooh, does if feel good sir? Does it sir? I knew you'd like this one sir.
    It feels positively radiant sir.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1fMf8CB7jE


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