Thread: Sad

Originally Posted by Unboxxed

Not angry. I can easily and calmly call you a cunt. See?

You're repeating yourself, and it didn't work the first time, either.

Yes, I can see the beauty in the world without having phony people like you in it. Cunt.

So, you've returned to soothe me, huh? How's this:

Scrolling up to that post made me LOL!

As for Sam, and wallowing in misery, anger and loneliness, sorry Sam, if I wanted that, I'd put a woman front and center in my life, like a buck staring down a freight train!

As for "feeling sorry", all my pity is reserved for women and this world of misandry you created, I'm down to the last straw of life worth living, now without, country, community, family and other blessings of life hijacked and stolen, leaving me with my god and his vengeance. It was women moving as a monolithic conglomerate that extracted and bypassed the need of men through the reigns of government and gynocentric rules, laws, and regulations, complete with gender and ethnic preferences over that of the discarded white male population, I say white male, because black men were the first to be relegated to social obscurity and isolation.

Go fuck yourself.

Samantha, where did you go? Don't leave me! I understand now! You are the only one for me! Please, please, rescue me from my misery and isolation! Oh, my darling, I can't bear it.

And bring your paycheck.

Originally Posted by mgtower

As for "feeling sorry", all my pity is reserved for women and this world of misandry you created, I'm down to the last straw of life worth living, now without, country, community, family and other blessings of life hijacked and stolen, leaving me with my god and his vengeance. It was women moving as a monolithic conglomerate that extracted and bypassed the need of men through the reigns of government and gynocentric rules, laws, and regulations, complete with gender and ethnic preferences over that of the discarded white male population, I say white male, because black men were the first to be relegated to social obscurity and isolation.

Go fuck yourself.

She doesn't care. You're using big words, you know, and creating compound thoughts. She has no idea what you are talking about. She's not even gonna read it. Thinking is for men. Unless they're in science class. (Yeah, but when are they ever in science class?) However, say something personalized on the relationship front and boy you've got her attention. Like your closing comment. That, she heard, grist for the windmills of her mind.

She was doing their Florence Nightingale routine. She tried it on jackoff, then on me. She knows exactly what I said to her.

See, mgtower, ya gotta know how to read women. LOLOL. See how she felt sorry for me until she didn't? She got no traction from me on that and so she dropped her phony Florence Nightingale pretense, showing me the cold bitch that brought her here in the first place. Knew it was there all along.

Women are phony until they're not. It's best that I not play along.

Originally Posted by Unboxxed

She doesn't care. You're using big words, you know, and creating compound thoughts. She has no idea what you are talking about. She's not even gonna read it. Thinking is for men. Unless they're in science class. (Yeah, but when are they ever in science class?) However, say something personalized on the relationship front and boy you've got her attention. Like your closing comment. That, she heard, grist for the windmills of her mind.

She was doing their Florence Nightingale routine. She tried it on jackoff, then on me. She knows exactly what I said to her.

See, mgtower, ya gotta know how to read women. LOLOL. See how she felt sorry for me until she didn't? She got no traction from me on that and so she dropped her phony Florence Nightingale pretense, showing me the cold bitch that brought her here in the first place. Knew it was there all along.

Women are phony until they're not. It's best that I not play along.

okay, lets see who can make her go away first! Between the two of us, we'll fist fuck her mind! Remember, I'm the guy that can get a cunt to fart and squirt like a clam! Everything they do is motivated to pull heartstrings to the point of emotional terrorism, the way she flipped and flopped on you!

When it comes to heartstrings, they call me Kojack!

Lets fry this clam.

Originally Posted by mgtower

Remember, I'm the guy that can get a cunt to fart and squirt like a clam!

I defer to you on this! I know when I am outmatched! LOL. Besides, all we have in my neighborhood are geoducks.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

LOL

Geoducks, I had to look that up (native to the western US).

Feminists are like zebra mussels; an invasive species of mollusk and the only species of fresh water mollusk that affixes itself to solid objects, like water intakes, boat hulls, and other fresh water machinery. Hover dam has to clean them from the generator cooling intakes regularly, otherwise, just like the motorboats, they'll overheat and be destroyed.

Feminist:


Zebra Mussel:


Both need to be eradicated!

Originally Posted by mgtower

Geoducks, I had to look that up (native to the western US).

Pronounced "gooey duck". Now that you know what they look like, I hope my Seinfeld-style "gay" joke didn't go to waste...

Originally Posted by Unboxxed

Pronounced "gooey duck". Now that you know what they look like, I hope my Seinfeld-style "gay" joke didn't go to waste...

I wish mine looked that good after 140 years!

Originally Posted by Unboxxed

Pronounced "gooey duck". Now that you know what they look like, I hope my Seinfeld-style "gay" joke didn't go to waste...

We making gay dick jokes ?! I'm IN !!!

If the chicks on the west coast are anything like the chicks on the east coast, I'll betcha!

Originally Posted by mgtower

Geoducks, I had to look that up (native to the western US).

Feminists are like zebra mussels; an invasive species of mollusk and the only species of fresh water mollusk that affixes itself to solid objects, like water intakes, boat hulls, and other fresh water machinery. Hover dam has to clean them from the generator cooling intakes regularly, otherwise, just like the motorboats, they'll overheat and be destroyed.

Feminist:


Zebra Mussel:


Both need to be eradicated!

Is this meant to be a "spot the difference"? Because I'm not finding too many.

Methinks (do you like the Shakespearian reference?). Methinks she on drugs!

enjoy all the beauty the world has to offer!

Life is wonderful! Cheer up and start enjoying yourselves.

Try to see the beauty and wonder in the world

Methinks she on acid man. She be seeing beautiful rainbows an’ shit n’ stuff. She be flyin’ high like a fly in the sky. She be out there man.

No drugs, just high on life! Why not try being happy? It's got to be worth a try, hasn't it? Much better than your current misery.

Originally Posted by Samantha

No drugs, just high on life! Why not try being happy? It's got to be worth a try, hasn't it? Much better than your current misery.

Samantha, we are happy. Without women. Too bad you can't see that, due to your personal high.

It's so sweet how you pretend to be happy and put a brave face on your loneliness. Bless!

Originally Posted by Samantha

No drugs, just high on life! Why not try being happy? It's got to be worth a try, hasn't it? Much better than your current misery.

I don't have to "try", happiness is something you either are or are not, it's not found in others, it's found in self and the individual's efforts to maintain it.

Honestly, I think you're the kind of girl that would make me unequivocally miserable and depressed, going by life's experiences and the law of averages.

I found my happiness and joy, sorry to say, it's not of this world, and it's not found in others like yourself and your projections.

I'm glad you found your happiness, and even more glad I found mine! Therefore we have nothing to offer one another along the lines of happiness, contentment, and purpose.

Originally Posted by Samantha

It's so sweet how you pretend to be happy and put a brave face on your loneliness. Bless!

The veneer is thinnest here.

Originally Posted by Unboxxed

The veneer is thinnest here.

I think she has one hell of a mind itch coming to terms with the fact that men can be happier without women, it's chipping away at the inside of her skull like hundreds of little miner's picks!

It must suck to realize your market value has dropped below zero.

Turn those machines back on! (Randolph Duke)

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I like reading posts like this from Samantha right after I had yet another psycho woman encounter at work from my let the job go to her head assistant manager. I honestly believe they work as a team not let men see how crazy they are. One does some crazy shit but they have a helper drone like Samantha to try to cover it up.

First, she's "sad" and "feels sorry" for us, saying "It's a shame". Next, it "Makes no difference to me". And, most lately, she says we are "so sweet"!

The needle on the PsychoticMeter went from -1 to 0 to +1.

Slowly moving further away from her first opinion, Psycho Samantha is starting to come around! Let's get her to a +5, boys! Let's get those pledge drive phones a-ringing! We know why she's here. PsychoticMeter never lies!

What are you wearing, Psycho Samantha? Aw, baby, you knoooow what I like! Chantilly lace...