
Originally Posted by
kru-kut
In another half century or so, couples will half-disrobe and have sex while they're eating at a crowded restaurant, finish up, and go back to their meals. And no one at the other tables will think anything of it. They'll just go on with their dinners. Maybe one of the other wives will say to her husband as she watches, "Oh look, Brian... he's lasered and he's wearing a purple condom! I think that's so cute, don't you? Look how well it goes with those gray jeans, poking through the button fly like that!"
If Brian's paying attention, he'll make the appointment tomorrow morning for his first of seven treatments. And he'll tell his wife he did. That'll postpone his divorce date (which he knows nothing about yet) another half year or so.