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    World Champion Simp? After Divorce, Man Mows Ex-Wife’s Lawn for 28 Years

    A viral photo is giving us serious #relationshipgoals. Codie LaChelle McPhate posted a photo of her father mowing the lawn on Facebook. According to the post, the man, a Texas native, still mows his ex-wife’s lawn even though they’ve been divorced for 28 years.
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    Re: World Champion Simp? After Divorce, Man Mows Ex-Wife’s Lawn for 28 Years

    Meh - there might be a bit more to the story. Maybe his kid is allergic to pollen. Then again, judging from the height of that grass, if he mows it then he doesn't mow it very often.
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    Re: World Champion Simp? After Divorce, Man Mows Ex-Wife’s Lawn for 28 Years

    What is she growing for grass? Marijuana?

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    Re: World Champion Simp? After Divorce, Man Mows Ex-Wife’s Lawn for 28 Years

    Dude be ploughin' the wrong furrow!
    Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far – West African proverb popularised by Teddy Roosevelt

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    Re: World Champion Simp? After Divorce, Man Mows Ex-Wife’s Lawn for 28 Years

    Hmmm, will guess he wants to keep tabs on who his EX brings home maybe to intimidate them too. Probably mows Friday Evening, Saturday Morning or Sunday Morning. A guy wont want to date a woman whose Ex is coming over all the time, her Ex might go postal

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    Re: World Champion Simp? After Divorce, Man Mows Ex-Wife’s Lawn for 28 Years

    Maybe he knows being a simp is a turn off and it’ll keep her from trying to come back someday... playing the long game.

    Most likely he’s just an idiot

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    Re: World Champion Simp? After Divorce, Man Mows Ex-Wife’s Lawn for 28 Years

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    Meh - there might be a bit more to the story. Maybe his kid is allergic to pollen. Then again, judging from the height of that grass, if he mows it then he doesn't mow it very often.
    He's been divorced for 28 years, likely his youngest is an adult by now.

    From another article:

    McPhate explains that her mother has bad knees and that her stepfather isn’t home all the time because of work. Therefore, her father graciously stepped in and helped out.

    McPhate explained the photo in greater detail to the website, telling them that her dad was actually visiting her in Texas when the photo was taken. “So not only did he do something selflessly for her, he did it for her while he was on his VACATION,” she added.

    October 12, 2018 This Man Still Mows His Wife’s Lawn After Being Divorced For 28 Years
    Q: Did you see the tall grass? So, why can't busy step-father hire someone to mow his own damn lawn? I guess daughter's knees don't work too well either, or does anyone ask her if she ever pitches in and mows her parent's lawn?

    A: Because the father, who doesn't even live there, is a simp. And I'm sure the mom and step-father did not have sufficient dignity to tell the father to NOT mow the lawn, that's it's THEIR responsibility. They saw a freebie and figured why not.

    They used him. And daughter takes pictures and posts it on facebook. Look at how this event is redecorated as some noble moment after which we should all model ourselves.

    we should all choose kindness whenever we can,” she explained.
    Whenever we can. "We" does not include herself, of course.


    More gaslighting from daughter can be found here, and the choir of angels are in the background:

    Octiber 17, 2018 - Man Heads To Ex’s House With Mower, Internet Divided After Seeing What He Did

    "the only thing that matters is showing your children (even ones that are 32 years old) how to treat people, and how to love your family, no matter how it came together” says daughter.

    The only thing that truly matters to daughter's lovely POV is that a woman be the beneficiary. When men test this out, women get annoyed.
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    Re: World Champion Simp? After Divorce, Man Mows Ex-Wife’s Lawn for 28 Years

    Quote Originally Posted by FrankS View Post
    A guy wont want to date a woman whose Ex is coming over all the time, her Ex might go postal
    Or her ex is still reaping the benefits?
    Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far – West African proverb popularised by Teddy Roosevelt


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