I'm not sure why I dreamed this, but I dreamed that I met this woman through business who could at any time supplement her income by creating a bogus check for 1K or more. She had a whole system developed where she would cash it away from all her accounts and then send the cash to a secret offshore account. She had a whole complicated system to keep from getting caught. She was going to eventually have millions and then just retire and enjoy some beach somewhere.
I was super interested in learning how, and she started to teach me. And she was a babe, so I spent some time making out with her. I asked her if she was afraid of getting caught and ending up in prison, but she said not to worry. She was an expert accountant and her system was foolproof. So I studied hard to make sure I could not get caught, but I was always worried about ending up arrested and going to prison. The more worried I got, the more I made out with her and sought her reassurances.
I got to the point where I had something like 15 different identities and I was printing up Social Security checks for each one. By this time, she was totally into me, and I was fucking her all the time. I woke up, still really worried that I would get caught, until I realized it was just a dream.
I'm not sure why I dreamed this crap. Anyone have any idea?