Thread: Website That Calculates Female Delusions!

www dot igotstandardsbro dot com. Predicts the probability of what men women can marry based on his age, race, height and income levels. Typical choice for women: the 6 foot tall white guy making 100K per year . . . 1.6 percent probability. Verdict: This woman is a future cat enthusiast and will be running a home cat farm!
https://igotstandardsbro.com/results...nIncome=100000

Input your own personal info to see what chance women have of marrying you or Chairman Meow!

That number drops to minuscule when you consider all the 6ft.+ white men that want no fkn part of marrying women in any way shape and form, especially after so much experience at being stalked by the multitudes of women seeking his description! Poor bastards must feel like a rock star in a crowd of fans tearing his cloths off!

Says allot for the mundane ghost that wants nothing to do with fame! Anyone with a full basket of cherries all the time eventually ends up hating the thought of cherries and become vcells to avoid them!

Abundance is a curse no different than scarceness they're two sides of the same coin.

Personally, I'd rather starve a little than succumb to gluttony.

That's a fun program to play with. I tried plugging in the numbers close to average in the US, with the requirement candidates have to not be married or obese, no restriction on race. The result? 10% and an aspiring cat lady.

Is it any wonder so many women by age 50ish are cat farmers?

The person who finally invents a functional strap-on for cats will be richer than Elon Musk.

Breathing a sigh of relief here. I got a 0.81% probability. And the underlying calculus probably assumed I dress halfway decent. But I don't. I dress like a bum because it adds some safety margin.

That "exclude obese" tick box is too funny!

And even if they land their "Perfect Guy" they will put through a test of fire that Superman himself wouldn't pass.

Haha, love this. Regardless of stats, women still think something better is around the next corner. According to that, I'm in a group of .21% In my experiments with online dating, the women that were specifically interested in me were not worthwhile. Then again, worthwhile women, as rare as they are, don't need online dating.

Fine by me. They can fight each other for the rare doctor, lawyer, pilot, etc while I live my life comfortable and drama free.

Here you go! Time for you to save this cat farmer from her fate! Man up and date her! PS: Watch out for the strike to the family jewels! LOL
Crazy Cat Lady . . .

Originally Posted by BeenThereDoneThat

That's a fun program to play with. I tried plugging in the numbers close to average in the US, with the requirement candidates have to not be married or obese, no restriction on race. The result? 10% and an aspiring cat lady.

Is it any wonder so many women by age 50ish are cat farmers?

Originally Posted by mgtower

That number drops to minuscule when you consider all the 6ft.+ white men that want no fkn part of marrying women in any way shape and form, especially after so much experience at being stalked by the multitudes of women seeking his description! Poor bastards must feel like a rock star in a crowd of fans tearing his cloths off!

Says allot for the mundane ghost that wants nothing to do with fame! Anyone with a full basket of fresh and fit calculator cherries all the time eventually ends up hating the thought of cherries and become vcells to avoid them!

Abundance is a curse no different than scarceness they're two sides of the same coin.

Personally, I'd rather starve a little than succumb to gluttony.

I got a 0.81% probability. And the underlying calculus probably assumed I dress halfway decent. But I don't. I dress like a bum because it adds some safety margin.

Better late than never. So long girls, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Banned.

Originally Posted by colleencamacho5

I got a 0.81% probability. And the underlying calculus probably assumed I dress halfway decent. But I don't. I dress like a bum because it adds some safety margin.

Where is that Unboxed Payphone or Frog.... Check the copy and paste out... Then check her profile and the other copy and pastes out....

Originally Posted by RustyNuts

Where is that Unboxed Payphone or Frog.... Check the copy and paste out... Then check her profile and the other copy and pastes out....

Unboxxed is on a flotilla of deckchairs tied together with rags from his wardrobe, and frog's below deck checking boarding passes!

Originally Posted by mgtower

Unboxxed is on a flotilla of deckchairs tied together with rags from his wardrobe, and frog's below deck checking boarding passes!

Even in the sunset of this forum the "Flange" still wants you to return to the plantation... You are a marked man Tower...

Originally Posted by RustyNuts

Even in the sunset of this forum the "Flange" still wants you to return to the plantation... You are a marked man Tower...

Always have been, always will be. I'd have better luck trying to keep a magnet clean while dragging it through a scrapyard!

A website that calculates female delusions? Wouldn't it constantly have overflow errors?

Decide to try my age and income.....2.2% here.

Too funny.
3.6% here, for the aspiring cat lady.

I put in my particulars and got a whopping 15.8% and then I checked the Exclude Married box and it dropped to 4.4%.

This doesn't even take everything into account...if you could plug in average or better face and no debilitating health problems...that 1.6% falls under 1%. I would say no drug addicts but a lot of women don't care about that.

And that's basically what any woman within sniffing range of average thinks she deserves...the <1% rarity man.

In the female brain she rationalizes it as "All I want is...."

And we have always heard the tropes about men being shallow. The internet has put the nails in that coffin...we now KNOW that it's women who are the most shallow gender.

but but but...a few of those 1% dudes fucked her so obviously they can be into to her, right????? Why settle for any less!!!

Never knew how rare guys 6ft and over are, practically winning the genetic lottery and yet the women still aren't throwing their legs wide open even for that minority.

It's a wonder how anyone gets married, the girls must really bring their requirements down to bottom of scrapping the barrel in their mind, amazing look into their POV.

Plugging in current trends popping up on youtube of exclude married and what not, and mine drops to under 1% or 4/5. I am too busy with my life to entertain or be entertained by dating. This tool, if anything, if you get a 4/5 or higher, at least makes it obvious that if you are not doing ghosting with your own finances, that you probably should consider so you don't come across as a catch if you are more interested in doing your own thing.