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    Want A Date for the 4th of July? Queen Available!


    Commenters: "Thinking someone is actually going to step up and pay for this: Priceless

    The sheer arrogance is mind boggling! But, this cow already has a nose ring, so at least you'll be able to tie her to the bedpost when you leave in the morning...















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    Re: Want A Date for the 4th of July? Queen Available!

    Such a beauty for less than 3k a month?? Wow!! Such a deal!
    If I throw in an extra $500/mo , I betcha she will make my sandwiches 3 or 4 times a week also

    and she looks only 50-70 lbs overweight

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    Re: Want A Date for the 4th of July? Queen Available!

    For Sale

    Only $599.95 +14% APR monthly, 48 months

    Insurance, sales tax, dearer prep, transport, extra.

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    Re: Want A Date for the 4th of July? Queen Available!

    Do the high T jawline and powerlifter neck come for free or are those extra?

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    Re: Want A Date for the 4th of July? Queen Available!

    Quote Originally Posted by FrankS View Post
    I betcha she will make my sandwiches 3 or 4 times a week also
    I don't normally gamble, but I will take you up on that bet. $500... After 6 months you can not get a sandwich 3 times per week for 3 months consecutively. You can choose the days....

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    Re: Want A Date for the 4th of July? Queen Available!

    Quote Originally Posted by RustyNuts View Post
    I don't normally gamble, but I will take you up on that bet. $500... After 6 months you can not get a sandwich 3 times per week for 3 months consecutively. You can choose the days....
    Yea, the cheapest fkn peanut butter and fluff thrown on shitty white bread and shoved in a bag! Why? Because she spent YOUR food money on expensive makeups, hairdos and manicures at the salon!

    Meanwhile here and now I'm eating a late breakfast 4 egg western omelet with my first harvested pepper of the year from my garden! Peanut butter and jelly is for kiddies and simps! Throw in some soy milk and you have the recommended diet for simps and soy boys!

    There's almost nothing they can do that I can't do better, so where's the advantage?
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    Re: Want A Date for the 4th of July? Queen Available!

    I bet some simp will pay up too.
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    Re: Want A Date for the 4th of July? Queen Available!

    Wow. I’m in lurve!

    She’s so hot with her nails and her feet and her eyebrows and shit and stuff. Not to mention what the fuck she’s got going with her nose.

    Where can I sign up?

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    Re: Want A Date for the 4th of July? Queen Available!

    Aunt Jemima's great granddaughter!

    I knew I recognized that face!

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    Re: Want A Date for the 4th of July? Queen Available!

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    Yea, the cheapest fkn peanut butter and fluff thrown on shitty white bread and shoved in a bag!
    She wouldn't even muster up that unless she was paid exclusively for doing it. Then the bet would be off as she is paid exclusively for those actions, and not just the crap in the original post.

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    There's almost nothing they can do that I can't do better,
    Convince a man you are higher value than him, you deserve a ring worth 2+ months wages of his hard earned money, he should jump threw hoops to keep you happy, pay for all your wants and needs, pay for a wedding that includes all of her "friends and family" she wants to impress, get the new husband to take on your kids that you can't prove who sired them because you can't remember if it was the football team or the basketball team that night on a cocktail of drugs and booze (both teams were there), get him to forgive you for the 3 year affair you had with Chad when you left him in a sexless marriage, and then get him to still care and want you back after you divorce rape him and he has to pay child support for your kids he adopted for the next decade???

    mgtower, I have a lot of respect for you, I think you can do great things, maybe I am under estimating you.... But I don't honestly think you could not do any of the above deeds to another male, they all can or try....

    The omelet sounds good but....

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    Re: Want A Date for the 4th of July? Queen Available!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackoff View Post
    . Not to mention what the fuck she’s got going with her nose.
    In the cold weather you could lick the droplets of snot collecting on that nose piece, that would save water(?) stains showing up on her coat (30-60kgs over weight says doplets will not hit the ground) while she is out in the cold....

    You just have to treat her like the queen she is.... Ya, "Man up" and sign up!!!!

    Oh YUCK!!!!!

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    Re: Want A Date for the 4th of July? Queen Available!

    I'm fine with leaving her "TF" alone. My most recent used truck purchase--tax, registration, and the year's insurance included--cost less than a month with her.... and it doesn't complain about anything I ask of it!

    (My now ex-wife used to complain about me having one junk vehicle.... now I have a small collection of junk vehicles, and I'm thinking about adding a super-cheap, "needs mechanical work" Volvo 240 with an almost pristine body.)


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