Thread: Told you guys about the hot 40+ woman date this weekend...it went GREAT!!!

Here's what went down. Long story but you guys may enjoy....

-- I don't text her until late Thursday night (I'm 3 hours away seeing this other woman) and she gets all bi polar saying we aren't for each other and being crazy. So I meet her passive aggression with passive aggression of my own. She says be a man and move on, blah, blah, blah. I'm telling her how crazy she's acting for throwing someone away for frivolous reasons...."I went out to eat with my parents and forgot my phone".

-- Friday around 2pm she texted me apologizing for what she said and said we can still go on our date. I beat around the bush like I don't give a shit but eventually I say ok.

-- We meet at an Italian restaurant and I'm talking smooth as hell. Half way through the meal she's saying it's the best date she's ever went on. After about 4 cocktails I'm really loosened up and saying whatever I want. She might say something like "Ok change of subject" so I look her in the eyes and say something like "you don't fucking tell me to change a subject". She says "you need to calm down" so I say "you don't fucking tell me to calm down that's disrespectful". I'm really just kidding around...that's just how I do when a little drunk.

-- As we sit at dinner a older woman as she walks out gives me a note on a napkin saying I have a little letter for you and walks out quickly. It says and I quote: "Did you enjoy your lecture tonight? All we heard from her was -- me me me me me me me. I I I I I I I -- my my my my my my my. I I I I I I I I I. Better move on.". I AM NOT KIDDING THIS IS WHAT WAS WROTE ON THE NAPKIN. She saw "did you enjoy your lecture" but I quickly pulled it away saying she didn't need to see it and put it in my back pocket although she was begging to read it. We talk and laugh about how rude it was for that woman to be listening to our conversation and how great our date is going.

-- By the end of the meal she's giving me the silent treatment and after I pay we go to the parking lot where we argue a little and I tell her I was just playing around and "I'm not your ex husband.". She crying wanting me to apologize for my rude comments towards the end of the meal. Eventually after some back and forth about how I kid around, I do apologize and hug her. I then kiss her on the lips...several times. I say I sorry babe and that she just doesn't know how I kid around.

-- We then agree to go to Chili's but she says I can't drink but she does. I say ok. I'm joking about going to her house after with her and the bartender. She tells me about all the anti psychotic meds she's on and how her mom was psychotic and her ex husband was a narcissist. I'm consoling her and saying how much I understand. THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY though. She has that blank stare look and doesn't know when to laugh. Just crazy.

-- After Chili's we make out in the parking lot for 10 minutes and she says where are you going. I say to the hotel around there but I wish she would cuddle with me. Eventually she points across the road to a hotel and says she could cuddle a while there but nothing else and she has to get back home to her dog.

-- We get the room and I'm thinking I'm at least getting pussy out of all this. We get comfy and make out in bed. She has her clothes on. I'm kissing her neck and stomach. I take her tits out to suck her nipples. Our bodies are grinding...she moving her pussy on my knee. Two times I try to unbutton her pants and she says no. I tell her I want to eat her pussy, but she rejects. But while my face is down there I can tell she's wet but I do smell a somewhat foul oder through her jeans. So I sorta give up and she eventually says let's go to sleep and you cuddle me. She says she wants us to have a long term relationship. And she says I don't think you need to do oral to have sex with me (I had told her it's something I always do) and I say I don't think I do. Maybe she felt bad about having a stinky pussy?

-- As we cuddle in bed trying to sleep...about 30 min later she starts talking again and telling me about how bad her mom is and her ex husband and her dad and her health and her sleep and her meds and blah blah blah.

-- So then I start talking about my trauma. I make up some shit worse than hers. I then make this long story about how she doesn't know the trauma I've been through. She says the past is the past and we can talk about it. I make it long and drawn out with drama and eventually say "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO TAKE SOMEONE'S LIFE".

-- She shits a brick saying I can't be with you if you've killed someone. Please tell me about what you're saying. I get all cryptic telling her to be careful who you meet online. I get out of bed, put my shoes on and start pacing around the room. I tell her she doesn't know what trauma is that it's hard for me to outrun my thoughts. She's freaking out and says I'm going to have to leave. I say "see how you treat someone when they try to be honest with you?".

-- So here I am at a gas station at 3am telling you guys what happened. I figured if she wasn't giving me pussy tonight and wanting me to go on another date tomorrow that I would give her a night she'll never forget. She was slim and kinda hot but no way I could go on another date with the embodiment of crazy.

I paid about $200 for this date including the room...had to get my money's worth.

Women -- don't go on a date with a man and then go back to a hotel room at midnight if all you want to do is cuddle under the covers with your clothes on.

Sounds like you like to live dangerously.
There was just so much that could have gone wrong, kinda like walking through a mine field with snow shoes on.

I can't wait to hear part 2 (when the cops show up with tazers and guns drawn).

You should start looking for a lawyer now, and save up some bail bondsman money.

You guys are right...I do like to live a little dangerously...especially when alcohol is involved.

Something that annoyed me was her loudly declaring in front of people that I'm basically stupid because I know I don't speak "properly" and knowingly talk with a country accent (from southern tiny town). She also said there was things about me she would change while we are "in our relationship"...like my clothes, trimming my beard and directing me in my career...also the soap I use to bathe.

The very blunt "ok, change of subject" or "next topic" or "yeah yeah you already told me that" comments were pretty offensive too.

Telling me how much she gets hit on and how all her friends tell her she's "too hot to date" was a little conceited too.

But as we sat there at dinner I just kept drinking those italian margarita things that were delicious.

And she was just too much like the prototypical woman we discuss for me to drive an hour and not at least have a story to tell.

But yeah, that's probably my last dance with that type of crazy no matter how the woman looks.

Um ... why would you want to do something like this?

Originally Posted by Edwardhaskell

Here's what went down. Long story but you guys may enjoy....

-- I don't text her until late Thursday night (I'm 3 hours away seeing this other woman) and she gets all bi polar saying we aren't for each other and being crazy. So I meet her passive aggression with passive aggression of my own. She says be a man and move on, blah, blah, blah. I'm telling her how crazy she's acting for throwing someone away for frivolous reasons...."I went out to eat with my parents and forgot my phone".

-- Friday around 2pm she texted me apologizing for what she said and said we can still go on our date. I beat around the bush like I don't give a shit but eventually I say ok.

-- We meet at an Italian restaurant and I'm talking smooth as hell. Half way through the meal she's saying it's the best date she's ever went on. After about 4 cocktails I'm really loosened up and saying whatever I want. She might say something like "Ok change of subject" so I look her in the eyes and say something like "you don't fucking tell me to change a subject". She says "you need to calm down" so I say "you don't fucking tell me to calm down that's disrespectful". I'm really just kidding around...that's just how I do when a little drunk.

-- As we sit at dinner a older woman as she walks out gives me a note on a napkin saying I have a little letter for you and walks out quickly. It says and I quote: "Did you enjoy your lecture tonight? All we heard from her was -- me me me me me me me. I I I I I I I -- my my my my my my my. I I I I I I I I I. Better move on.". I AM NOT KIDDING THIS IS WHAT WAS WROTE ON THE NAPKIN. She saw "did you enjoy your lecture" but I quickly pulled it away saying she didn't need to see it and put it in my back pocket although she was begging to read it. We talk and laugh about how rude it was for that woman to be listening to our conversation and how great our date is going.

-- By the end of the meal she's giving me the silent treatment and after I pay we go to the parking lot where we argue a little and I tell her I was just playing around and "I'm not your ex husband.". She crying wanting me to apologize for my rude comments towards the end of the meal. Eventually after some back and forth about how I kid around, I do apologize and hug her. I then kiss her on the lips...several times. I say I sorry babe and that she just doesn't know how I kid around.

-- We then agree to go to Chili's but she says I can't drink but she does. I say ok. I'm joking about going to her house after with her and the bartender. She tells me about all the anti psychotic meds she's on and how her mom was psychotic and her ex husband was a narcissist. I'm consoling her and saying how much I understand. THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY though. She has that blank stare look and doesn't know when to laugh. Just crazy.

-- After Chili's we make out in the parking lot for 10 minutes and she says where are you going. I say to the hotel around there but I wish she would cuddle with me. Eventually she points across the road to a hotel and says she could cuddle a while there but nothing else and she has to get back home to her dog.

-- We get the room and I'm thinking I'm at least getting pussy out of all this. We get comfy and make out in bed. She has her clothes on. I'm kissing her neck and stomach. I take her tits out to suck her nipples. Our bodies are grinding...she moving her pussy on my knee. Two times I try to unbutton her pants and she says no. I tell her I want to eat her pussy, but she rejects. But while my face is down there I can tell she's wet but I do smell a somewhat foul oder through her jeans. So I sorta give up and she eventually says let's go to sleep and you cuddle me. She says she wants us to have a long term relationship. And she says I don't think you need to do oral to have sex with me (I had told her it's something I always do) and I say I don't think I do. Maybe she felt bad about having a stinky pussy?

-- As we cuddle in bed trying to sleep...about 30 min later she starts talking again and telling me about how bad her mom is and her ex husband and her dad and her health and her sleep and her meds and blah blah blah.

-- So then I start talking about my trauma. I make up some shit worse than hers. I then make this long story about how she doesn't know the trauma I've been through. She says the past is the past and we can talk about it. I make it long and drawn out with drama and eventually say "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO TAKE SOMEONE'S LIFE".

-- She shits a brick saying I can't be with you if you've killed someone. Please tell me about what you're saying. I get all cryptic telling her to be careful who you meet online. I get out of bed, put my shoes on and start pacing around the room. I tell her she doesn't know what trauma is that it's hard for me to outrun my thoughts. She's freaking out and says I'm going to have to leave. I say "see how you treat someone when they try to be honest with you?".

-- So here I am at a gas station at 3am telling you guys what happened. I figured if she wasn't giving me pussy tonight and wanting me to go on another date tomorrow that I would give her a night she'll never forget. She was slim and kinda hot but no way I could go on another date with the embodiment of crazy.

“We get comfy and make out in bed. She has her clothes on. I'm kissing her neck and stomach. I take her tits out to suck her nipples. Our bodies are grinding...she moving her pussy on my knee. Two times I try to unbutton her pants and she says no. I tell her I want to eat her pussy, but she rejects. But while my face is down there I can tell she's wet but I do smell a somewhat foul oder through her jeans. So I sorta give up”

^^Fuck me sideways, man, I was about to cum!!

I ain’t talking to you anymore!

Originally Posted by TigPlaze

Um ... why would you want to do something like this?

I can answer that! It's all part of the excitement! Especially when she uses her 911 speed-dial to call in a SWAT team to respond to her outlandish accusations, adding to it that he's a cereal killer as he told her he murdered someone, leaving her to embellish every word out his mouth! <<<That's like adding lots of fire to a petrol chemical plant!

He may want to go to the police station and surrender himself to avoid a use of deadly force order.

He's standing in a field with a lightning storm on the way.

Some people love it when life gets their blood rushing, sometimes pouring out their brand new bullet holes!

Originally Posted by Edwardhaskell

You guys are right...I do like to live a little dangerously...especially when alcohol is involved.

Something that annoyed me was her loudly declaring in front of people that I'm basically stupid because I know I don't speak "properly" and knowingly talk with a country accent (from southern tiny town). She also said there was things about me she would change while we are "in our relationship"...like my clothes, trimming my beard and directing me in my career...also the soap I use to bathe.

The very blunt "ok, change of subject" or "next topic" or "yeah yeah you already told me that" comments were pretty offensive too.

Telling me how much she gets hit on and how all her friends tell her she's "too hot to date" was a little conceited too.

But as we sat there at dinner I just kept drinking those italian margarita things that were delicious.

And she was just too much like the prototypical woman we discuss for me to drive an hour and not at least have a story to tell.

But yeah, that's probably my last dance with that type of crazy no matter how the woman looks.

Using a creative approach, I would’ve fucked her in the ass, be it on the date 2. ONLY then I’d bid adieu to this small-titted (I ADORE small tits) lass after going thru all this hassle. But that’s just me!

Saying I’m a serial killer is not my style tho. I am different kind of creative.

Originally Posted by TigPlaze

Um ... why would you want to do something like this?

LOL.... Empty his sack into...

Originally Posted by WanderLuster

Saying I’m a serial killer is not my style tho. I am different kind of creative.

It's game. Women are attracted to danger and are attracted to "Bad Boys", it's part of Female Nature.. Not to worry, that would have made her wet without the rest of the night...

[QUOTE=Edwardhaskell;197941]




-- She tells me about all the anti psychotic meds she's on and how her mom was psychotic and her ex husband was a narcissist.

-- ..about 30 min later she starts talking again and telling me about how bad her mom is and her ex husband and her dad and her health and her sleep and her meds and blah blah




The hardest part of going on dates is having to listen to the same old whining. It's practically a script.

Originally Posted by Edwardhaskell

Something that annoyed me was her loudly declaring in front of people that I'm basically stupid because I know I don't speak "properly" and knowingly talk with a country accent (from southern tiny town). She also said there was things about me she would change while we are "in our relationship"...like my clothes, trimming my beard and directing me in my career...also the soap I use to bathe.

She was Shit Testing you hard.... Telling you, the "Bad Boy" that she wants to mold you into a simp... and you have to put up with her bad behavior...

The no sex was a shit test also...

Female Game...

Originally Posted by Hambone

You do you brother, to me, that sounds horrible and stressful and I can think of many better ways to spend $200.

I hear that! My love of money is infinitely greater than my love of women, and I don't even like money that much!

Originally Posted by RustyNuts

It's game. Women are attracted to danger and are attracted to "Bad Boys", it's part of Female Nature.. Not to worry, that would have made her wet without the rest of the night...

Hear ya mate, I do. Been there, fucked that! As I put it before, I use paid, public toilet for a reason known to all of us. However, After this kind of effort and ordeal……….pfft.

Originally Posted by mgtower

I hear that! My love of money is infinitely greater than my love of women, and I don't even like money that much!

There might be a slight difference between a woman and a cunt between the thighs.

As they say in military, different perspectives and vantage points

For shits and giggles I had to send another text...and you gentleman getting me paranoid about the cops lol. She responded back taking about the drinks last night giving her headache and she needs to talk to me...she has no idea what to say right now.

Can probably assume the drunken murderer with bouts of rage since childhood didn't scare her off. It didn't scare off the other few women I told it to either. But this woman has a graduate degree so I thought she might think a little more logically.

edit: I texted: "wish I would've kept holding you, got inside you and not let my thought go there to the past. With how most of our date went I can see myself falling madly in love with you". Just interested in what she says back.

Originally Posted by Edwardhaskell

For shits and giggles I had to send another text...and you gentleman getting me paranoid about the cops lol. She responded back taking about the drinks last night giving her headache and she needs to talk to me...she has no idea what to say right now.

Can probably assume the drunken murderer with bouts of rage since childhood didn't scare her off. It didn't scare off the other few women I told it to either. But this woman has a graduate degree so I thought she might think a little more logically.

edit: I texted: "wish I would've kept holding you, got inside you and not let my thought go there to the past. With how most of our date went I can see myself falling madly in love with you". Just interested in what she says back.

Playing tennis with grenades, that's something I don't see every day...

Originally Posted by mgtower

Playing tennis with grenades, that's something I don't see every day...

I'm also leaving a text trail of her wanting to be with me regardless of what did or didn't happen or was said last night. She has now texted and called me saying she thought she would see me again tonight...I'm in the clear.

Originally Posted by Edwardhaskell

Here's what went down. Long story but you guys may enjoy....

-- I don't text her until late Thursday night (I'm 3 hours away seeing this other woman) and she gets all bi polar saying we aren't for each other and being crazy. So I meet her passive aggression with passive aggression of my own. She says be a man and move on, blah, blah, blah. I'm telling her how crazy she's acting for throwing someone away for frivolous reasons...."I went out to eat with my parents and forgot my phone".

-- Friday around 2pm she texted me apologizing for what she said and said we can still go on our date. I beat around the bush like I don't give a shit but eventually I say ok.

-- We meet at an Italian restaurant and I'm talking smooth as hell. Half way through the meal she's saying it's the best date she's ever went on. After about 4 cocktails I'm really loosened up and saying whatever I want. She might say something like "Ok change of subject" so I look her in the eyes and say something like "you don't fucking tell me to change a subject". She says "you need to calm down" so I say "you don't fucking tell me to calm down that's disrespectful". I'm really just kidding around...that's just how I do when a little drunk.

-- As we sit at dinner a older woman as she walks out gives me a note on a napkin saying I have a little letter for you and walks out quickly. It says and I quote: "Did you enjoy your lecture tonight? All we heard from her was -- me me me me me me me. I I I I I I I -- my my my my my my my. I I I I I I I I I. Better move on.". I AM NOT KIDDING THIS IS WHAT WAS WROTE ON THE NAPKIN. She saw "did you enjoy your lecture" but I quickly pulled it away saying she didn't need to see it and put it in my back pocket although she was begging to read it. We talk and laugh about how rude it was for that woman to be listening to our conversation and how great our date is going.

-- By the end of the meal she's giving me the silent treatment and after I pay we go to the parking lot where we argue a little and I tell her I was just playing around and "I'm not your ex husband.". She crying wanting me to apologize for my rude comments towards the end of the meal. Eventually after some back and forth about how I kid around, I do apologize and hug her. I then kiss her on the lips...several times. I say I sorry babe and that she just doesn't know how I kid around.

-- We then agree to go to Chili's but she says I can't drink but she does. I say ok. I'm joking about going to her house after with her and the bartender. She tells me about all the anti psychotic meds she's on and how her mom was psychotic and her ex husband was a narcissist. I'm consoling her and saying how much I understand. THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY though. She has that blank stare look and doesn't know when to laugh. Just crazy.

-- After Chili's we make out in the parking lot for 10 minutes and she says where are you going. I say to the hotel around there but I wish she would cuddle with me. Eventually she points across the road to a hotel and says she could cuddle a while there but nothing else and she has to get back home to her dog.

-- We get the room and I'm thinking I'm at least getting pussy out of all this. We get comfy and make out in bed. She has her clothes on. I'm kissing her neck and stomach. I take her tits out to suck her nipples. Our bodies are grinding...she moving her pussy on my knee. Two times I try to unbutton her pants and she says no. I tell her I want to eat her pussy, but she rejects. But while my face is down there I can tell she's wet but I do smell a somewhat foul oder through her jeans. So I sorta give up and she eventually says let's go to sleep and you cuddle me. She says she wants us to have a long term relationship. And she says I don't think you need to do oral to have sex with me (I had told her it's something I always do) and I say I don't think I do. Maybe she felt bad about having a stinky pussy?

-- As we cuddle in bed trying to sleep...about 30 min later she starts talking again and telling me about how bad her mom is and her ex husband and her dad and her health and her sleep and her meds and blah blah blah.

-- So then I start talking about my trauma. I make up some shit worse than hers. I then make this long story about how she doesn't know the trauma I've been through. She says the past is the past and we can talk about it. I make it long and drawn out with drama and eventually say "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO TAKE SOMEONE'S LIFE".

-- She shits a brick saying I can't be with you if you've killed someone. Please tell me about what you're saying. I get all cryptic telling her to be careful who you meet online. I get out of bed, put my shoes on and start pacing around the room. I tell her she doesn't know what trauma is that it's hard for me to outrun my thoughts. She's freaking out and says I'm going to have to leave. I say "see how you treat someone when they try to be honest with you?".

-- So here I am at a gas station at 3am telling you guys what happened. I figured if she wasn't giving me pussy tonight and wanting me to go on another date tomorrow that I would give her a night she'll never forget. She was slim and kinda hot but no way I could go on another date with the embodiment of crazy.

WTF?

You wanna lay off the sauce man, it's making you do crazy shit!

$200? I hope you feel you got your money's worth. Sounds like hell to me but each to their own I suppose.

Drop us a line from the slammer when the SHTF on your antics, we'll enjoy reading those tales too.