Results 1 to 12 of 12
  1. #1
    Senior Member ResidentEvil7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2021
    Location
    Suburban Chicago, IL
    Posts
    333
    Reputation
    320
    Type
    Ghost

    Today Is The Day Of My Cousin's Wedding

    Remember 2 months ago I said that I got an invite? Well today is the day I get a new male cousin, because my bitch relative is getting married today. Rather than waste my time at some cunt's wedding, I'm staying home and watching manly movies like Gladiator and Saving Private Ryan watching wrestling in my new wrestling trunks and having cold beer. My dad is going to the wedding and staying the night wherever it's being held. So it's Freedom Night for this MGTOW.

    I didn't want to go for a few reasons; 1, I hate my cousin; 2, I hate weddings; 3, I'm a hardcore MGTOW and I don't believe in enslavement marriages because I'm a strong believer of freedom independence and man power.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

  2. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2018
    Posts
    1,011
    Reputation
    5945
    Type
    Ghost

    Re: Today Is The Day Of My Cousin's Wedding

    In honor of this tragic event, I will wear a black armband for seven days. If someone asks why, I'll just say, "Another poor sap got married."

  3. #3

    Re: Today Is The Day Of My Cousin's Wedding

    Never been to a wedding yet, if it's only a few KM away go there, get drunk and see if it's any fun - can always just say you don't feel well and yeet yourself into an uber home.

    If you gotta fly and waste time in a hotel then forget it.

  4. #4
    Senior Member ResidentEvil7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2021
    Location
    Suburban Chicago, IL
    Posts
    333
    Reputation
    320
    Type
    Ghost

    Re: Today Is The Day Of My Cousin's Wedding

    Quote Originally Posted by JustWannaRetireFk View Post
    Never been to a wedding yet, if it's only a few KM away go there, get drunk and see if it's any fun - can always just say you don't feel well and yeet yourself into an uber home.

    If you gotta fly and waste time in a hotel then forget it.
    Too late. My dad already left, leaving me alone at home in my wrestling trunks watching guys wrestling on YouTube while The Three Stooges on TV.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

  5. #5
    Junior Member bokie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2021
    Posts
    23
    Reputation
    32
    Type
    Neutral

    Re: Today Is The Day Of My Cousin's Wedding

    At least send a card, here's an example for modern weddings:

    Attached Images Attached Images
    The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

  6. #6
    Senior Member ResidentEvil7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2021
    Location
    Suburban Chicago, IL
    Posts
    333
    Reputation
    320
    Type
    Ghost

    Re: Today Is The Day Of My Cousin's Wedding

    No, I want nothing to do with any of it. No card, no attendance, no money, NOTHING! I want to watch wrestling in my trunks and do other manly things until 4 AM tomorrow and recover from yesterday's hour-long workout which I'm sore in the upper chest and right biceps.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

  7. #7
    Senior Member mgtower's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2019
    Posts
    4,212
    Reputation
    12417
    Type
    Ghosted by law and order.

    Re: Today Is The Day Of My Cousin's Wedding

    I didn't go to my cousin's wedding, he's an asshole and I'm glad he got married! I hope she takes him for everything he's got!
    Tower's Book of Survival:

    Rule #401. First you eat the dogs, then you eat the dogfood.

  8. #8
    Senior Member ResidentEvil7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2021
    Location
    Suburban Chicago, IL
    Posts
    333
    Reputation
    320
    Type
    Ghost

    Re: Today Is The Day Of My Cousin's Wedding

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    I didn't go to my cousin's wedding, he's an asshole and I'm glad he got married! I hope she takes him for everything he's got!
    So I'm not alone in this. Good for you for not going. MGTOW Power!
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

  9. #9
    Member DanielPlainview's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2021
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    105
    Reputation
    169
    Type
    Bachelor

    Re: Today Is The Day Of My Cousin's Wedding

    Weddings are tiresome anyway. Never been to one I've enjoyed. It's for the couple really (well, the bride), not for you. The only good thing is the free food and drink.

  10. #10
    Senior Member ResidentEvil7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2021
    Location
    Suburban Chicago, IL
    Posts
    333
    Reputation
    320
    Type
    Ghost

    Re: Today Is The Day Of My Cousin's Wedding

    Quote Originally Posted by DanielPlainview View Post
    Weddings are tiresome anyway. The only good thing is the free food and drink.
    Still not enough to get me to go to one. The only free drinks I'm having today is the leftover Coors Light beer my dad bought me for my birthday.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

  11. #11
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2021
    Posts
    425
    Reputation
    561
    Type
    Ghost

    Re: Today Is The Day Of My Cousin's Wedding

    Just let him know in a few more years you'll buy him a beer when he gets divorced.

  12. #12

    Re: Today Is The Day Of My Cousin's Wedding

    Ahhhh weddings (pukes) sounds like you got the better end of the deal.


Similar Threads

  1. My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail
    By ResidentEvil7 in forum Lounge
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: September 2, 2021, 2:38 PM
  2. Replies: 9
    Last Post: April 17, 2020, 11:02 PM
  3. Replies: 10
    Last Post: May 20, 2018, 7:32 PM
  4. I have to go to a wedding...HELP!
    By John Deer in forum Lounge
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: June 24, 2016, 8:57 PM
  5. So my Feminist cousin are I done.
    By John Deer in forum Lounge
    Replies: 28
    Last Post: July 25, 2015, 9:33 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •