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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    This is pretty lame, no video, no artist, no title. Just a story about a real stinker. Maybe somebody's heard of it. Sorry, I didn't know I'd need the guy's name or song sixty years later.

    In the late fifties or early sixties, the local country station played this mournful ballad about this cowboy wrongfully accused of murder. Now he could have cleared his name, but that would mean ruining the reputation of his best friend's wife, who he had been bonking. Naturally, he couldn't do that, so now he's dead and she "walks the hills in a long black vail." I kid you not. Country music was pretty crazy back then, and this one was pretty far out there even for them. Decades later I heard this song covered by two different artists on satellite radio. I don't know where it is or who does it, but it's out there somewhere.
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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    This is pretty lame, no video, no artist, no title. Just a story about a real stinker. Maybe somebody's heard of it. Sorry, I didn't know I'd need the guy's name or song sixty years later.

    In the late fifties or early sixties, the local country station played this mournful ballad about this cowboy wrongfully accused of murder. Now he could have cleared his name, but that would mean ruining the reputation of his best friend's wife, who he had been bonking. Naturally, he couldn't do that, so now he's dead and she "walks the hills in a long black vail." I kid you not. Country music was pretty crazy back then, and this one was pretty far out there even for them. Decades later I heard this song covered by two different artists on satellite radio. I don't know where it is or who does it, but it's out there somewhere.
    I know exactly which song you're talkin' about, from 1959.
    Here ya go...

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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Way to go NorthwestHermit, that was it. Good work, how'd you remember after all these years?

    Now Lefty frizzell can take his rightful place among the worst songwriters ever.
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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    Way to go NorthwestHermit, that was it. Good work, how'd you remember after all these years?

    Now Lefty frizzell can take his rightful place among the worst songwriters ever.
    Why is he called "lefty frizzell" when he's strumming with his right? Was he X-Mafia or something?

    Just an observation...

    Oh, and yea, his style makes me want to blow my skull to pieces with a stick of dynamite.

    I don't want to flood this thread with earwash, so I'll play Rush on my new surround sound and blow the speakers or the windows out, perhaps both!
    Bundle up, boys, it's gonna be a long cold endless winter.


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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    Oh, and yea, his style makes me want to blow my skull to pieces with a stick of dynamite.
    Just supporting a brother's thread, no matter how bad! Who started this shithole ana.. Opps, never mind.
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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    This song is the antithesis to everything RP and MGTOW!

    I heard it a little while ago, my hands were full and I couldn't walk over and smash the radio!

    Que in anywhere on the time track and you'll want to hammer ice picks in your ears! 6 minutes and 39 seconds of rhythmic sobbing blue pill hell! How this ever made the charts blows my mind!

    Gentlemen, fasten your icepicks!

    So tired of this monotonous, babbling bullshit music. Nothing but glorified ass-kissing of women. Itís nauseating. I used to have a simp supervisor at my old job who listened to this trash all day. Whatís funny is he was divorced twice at that point. I guess all his love songs didnít keep him out of court.

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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    Way to go NorthwestHermit, that was it. Good work, how'd you remember after all these years?

    Now Lefty frizzell can take his rightful place among the worst songwriters ever.
    I've heard this one played many many times. I prefer the oldies, be it country or top 40 rock.
    Don't like much of what is out today, though there were plenty of dandies back in the day.
    Ol' Lefty had some good songs, though this wasn't one of them.
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    Re: The worst song on earth!

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    You guys are going to hate me. This is without a doubt the most simpy song of all time. I actually used to actually sing this song when it came out with my own lyrics "Im sprung. Got to drop the dick off quickly". Please forgive me. I was very young and only cared about pussy.

    Goddamn the song has a good beat but the lyrics are full on simp. I can say the same thing for this song I used to listen to a lot as a young kid.







    That's why I'm filling my Hip Hop playlist with songs like these. I would rather listen to songs about money than simping over a girl.


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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    I'll play Rush on my new surround sound and blow the speakers or the windows out, perhaps both!
    LOL.... Leave Rush alone, they were a good Canadian Band.... Maybe try picking from the UK crowd?

    Thunder Thighs - Miss Eaves (Produced by KEISHH) - YouTube

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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Quote Originally Posted by RustyNuts View Post
    LOL.... Leave Rush alone, they were a good Canadian Band.... Maybe try picking from the UK crowd?

    Thunder Thighs - Miss Eaves (Produced by KEISHH) - YouTube
    OMG! Giant meteor, SAVE US!!! New York, LA, Baltimore, take your pick! Mudball meets baseball bat!
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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Quote Originally Posted by RustyNuts View Post
    LOL.... Leave Rush alone, they were a good Canadian Band.... Maybe try picking from the UK crowd?

    Thunder Thighs - Miss Eaves (Produced by KEISHH) - YouTube
    UGGGGH I don't feel so good...feel like I'm about to toss my cooki.........BARF!!!
    Nasty, just Nasty...sight and sound.
    All kinds of orcas in that one, including a toilet bowl hair dyed...chick(?)

    Tower's got the right idea.
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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Quote Originally Posted by NorthwoodsHermit View Post
    UGGGGH I don't feel so good...feel like I'm about to toss my cooki.........BARF!!!
    Nasty, just Nasty...sight and sound.
    All kinds of orcas in that one, including a toilet bowl hair dyed...chick(?)

    Tower's got the right idea.

    Did you check out the YT channel? There is more quality <choke> music there....

    Miss Eaves - YouTube

    Go ahead and click it.... You know you want to....

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    Re: The worst song on earth!



    I used to love this song until I saw the lyrics.

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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Quote Originally Posted by RustyNuts View Post
    Did you check out the YT channel? There is more quality <choke> music there....

    Miss Eaves - YouTube

    Go ahead and click it.... You know you want to....
    I visited the site, but ain't no way I'm clicking any of the vids.
    Nope nope nope nope nope, can't make me, nuh-uh.
    I need at least 1000 gallons of eye bleach for just the page with all the links.
    Bleah!
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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Here's another one for the list
    Rupert Holmes- "Escape (The PiŮa Colada Song)" 1981[Reelin' In The Years Archive] - YouTube

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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Woke up this morning and another dandy popped into my mind.
    It's from '92 and just REEKS with feminism, just rotten to the core.

    Was quite the hit for this "singer."

    In fact, it was overplayed so much that any time it came on, I wanted to pump the radio full of lead...
    ...it's THAT bad.

    If any of you have any kind of weaponry within easy reach, DON'T play this...
    ...I guarantee you will want to destroy your device.

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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    OMG, you guys are killing me. I don't know if I want to laugh or puke.

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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Quote Originally Posted by NorthwoodsHermit View Post
    Woke up this morning and another dandy popped into my mind.
    It's from '92 and just REEKS with feminism, just rotten to the core.

    Was quite the hit for this "singer."

    In fact, it was overplayed so much that any time it came on, I wanted to pump the radio full of lead...
    ...it's THAT bad.

    If any of you have any kind of weaponry within easy reach, DON'T play this...
    ...I guarantee you will want to destroy your device.

    Major EAR WARNING:

    Ok, I see this song as showing female nature, or RP. in music form...

    She married the fellow at 21 to have a family, worked low paying jobs and played the part of the good wife to get what she wanted, kids. 3 kids is all she wanted so she packed his bags, he was of no more use to her. Briffault's Law, came into effect. The husband became a disposable male. He had no clue, he was BP'ed providing for her and the family... He Thinks He Will Keep Her (the title), he doesn't have a choice!!!

    Her love was for her kids, not her husband.... Important lesson, that one.

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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Two bothers simping hard!!!

    How many girls/women got wet over this song??? A hole generation....

    The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics - YouTube

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    Re: The worst song on earth!

    Quote Originally Posted by RustyNuts View Post
    Two bothers simping hard!!!

    How many girls/women got wet over this song??? A hole generation....

    The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics - YouTube
    That wouldn't be a bad song if not for the simp/cuck lyrics.
    As MGTOW, resistance to the collective is NOT futile.
    Don't let yourself be assimilated and become a mindless zombie supporting and submitting to any woman.
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