Thread: The worst song on earth!

This is pretty lame, no video, no artist, no title. Just a story about a real stinker. Maybe somebody's heard of it. Sorry, I didn't know I'd need the guy's name or song sixty years later.

In the late fifties or early sixties, the local country station played this mournful ballad about this cowboy wrongfully accused of murder. Now he could have cleared his name, but that would mean ruining the reputation of his best friend's wife, who he had been bonking. Naturally, he couldn't do that, so now he's dead and she "walks the hills in a long black vail." I kid you not. Country music was pretty crazy back then, and this one was pretty far out there even for them. Decades later I heard this song covered by two different artists on satellite radio. I don't know where it is or who does it, but it's out there somewhere.

Originally Posted by frog

This is pretty lame, no video, no artist, no title. Just a story about a real stinker. Maybe somebody's heard of it. Sorry, I didn't know I'd need the guy's name or song sixty years later.

In the late fifties or early sixties, the local country station played this mournful ballad about this cowboy wrongfully accused of murder. Now he could have cleared his name, but that would mean ruining the reputation of his best friend's wife, who he had been bonking. Naturally, he couldn't do that, so now he's dead and she "walks the hills in a long black vail." I kid you not. Country music was pretty crazy back then, and this one was pretty far out there even for them. Decades later I heard this song covered by two different artists on satellite radio. I don't know where it is or who does it, but it's out there somewhere.

I know exactly which song you're talkin' about, from 1959.
Here ya go...

EAR WARNING!!!!

Way to go NorthwestHermit, that was it. Good work, how'd you remember after all these years?

Now Lefty frizzell can take his rightful place among the worst songwriters ever.

Originally Posted by frog

Way to go NorthwestHermit, that was it. Good work, how'd you remember after all these years?

Now Lefty frizzell can take his rightful place among the worst songwriters ever.

Why is he called "lefty frizzell" when he's strumming with his right? Was he X-Mafia or something?

Just an observation...

Oh, and yea, his style makes me want to blow my skull to pieces with a stick of dynamite.

I don't want to flood this thread with earwash, so I'll play Rush on my new surround sound and blow the speakers or the windows out, perhaps both!

Originally Posted by mgtower

Oh, and yea, his style makes me want to blow my skull to pieces with a stick of dynamite.

Just supporting a brother's thread, no matter how bad! Who started this shithole ana.. Opps, never mind.

Originally Posted by mgtower

This song is the antithesis to everything RP and MGTOW!

I heard it a little while ago, my hands were full and I couldn't walk over and smash the radio!

Que in anywhere on the time track and you'll want to hammer ice picks in your ears! 6 minutes and 39 seconds of rhythmic sobbing blue pill hell! How this ever made the charts blows my mind!

Gentlemen, fasten your icepicks!

So tired of this monotonous, babbling bullshit music. Nothing but glorified ass-kissing of women. It’s nauseating. I used to have a simp supervisor at my old job who listened to this trash all day. What’s funny is he was divorced twice at that point. I guess all his love songs didn’t keep him out of court.

Originally Posted by frog

Way to go NorthwestHermit, that was it. Good work, how'd you remember after all these years?

Now Lefty frizzell can take his rightful place among the worst songwriters ever.

I've heard this one played many many times. I prefer the oldies, be it country or top 40 rock.
Don't like much of what is out today, though there were plenty of dandies back in the day.
Ol' Lefty had some good songs, though this wasn't one of them.

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

You guys are going to hate me. This is without a doubt the most simpy song of all time. I actually used to actually sing this song when it came out with my own lyrics "Im sprung. Got to drop the dick off quickly". Please forgive me. I was very young and only cared about pussy.

Goddamn the song has a good beat but the lyrics are full on simp. I can say the same thing for this song I used to listen to a lot as a young kid.







That's why I'm filling my Hip Hop playlist with songs like these. I would rather listen to songs about money than simping over a girl.

Originally Posted by mgtower

I'll play Rush on my new surround sound and blow the speakers or the windows out, perhaps both!

LOL.... Leave Rush alone, they were a good Canadian Band.... Maybe try picking from the UK crowd?

Thunder Thighs - Miss Eaves (Produced by KEISHH) - YouTube

Originally Posted by RustyNuts

LOL.... Leave Rush alone, they were a good Canadian Band.... Maybe try picking from the UK crowd?

Thunder Thighs - Miss Eaves (Produced by KEISHH) - YouTube

OMG! Giant meteor, SAVE US!!! New York, LA, Baltimore, take your pick! Mudball meets baseball bat!

Originally Posted by RustyNuts

LOL.... Leave Rush alone, they were a good Canadian Band.... Maybe try picking from the UK crowd?

Thunder Thighs - Miss Eaves (Produced by KEISHH) - YouTube

UGGGGH I don't feel so good...feel like I'm about to toss my cooki.........BARF!!!
Nasty, just Nasty...sight and sound.
All kinds of orcas in that one, including a toilet bowl hair dyed...chick(?)

Tower's got the right idea.

Originally Posted by NorthwoodsHermit

UGGGGH I don't feel so good...feel like I'm about to toss my cooki.........BARF!!!
Nasty, just Nasty...sight and sound.
All kinds of orcas in that one, including a toilet bowl hair dyed...chick(?)

Tower's got the right idea.

Did you check out the YT channel? There is more quality <choke> music there....

Miss Eaves - YouTube

Go ahead and click it.... You know you want to....

I used to love this song until I saw the lyrics.

Originally Posted by RustyNuts

Did you check out the YT channel? There is more quality <choke> music there....

Miss Eaves - YouTube

Go ahead and click it.... You know you want to....

I visited the site, but ain't no way I'm clicking any of the vids.
Nope nope nope nope nope, can't make me, nuh-uh.
I need at least 1000 gallons of eye bleach for just the page with all the links.
Bleah!

Here's another one for the list
Rupert Holmes- "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" 1981[Reelin' In The Years Archive] - YouTube

Woke up this morning and another dandy popped into my mind.
It's from '92 and just REEKS with feminism, just rotten to the core.

Was quite the hit for this "singer."

In fact, it was overplayed so much that any time it came on, I wanted to pump the radio full of lead...
...it's THAT bad.

If any of you have any kind of weaponry within easy reach, DON'T play this...
...I guarantee you will want to destroy your device.

Major EAR WARNING:

OMG, you guys are killing me. I don't know if I want to laugh or puke.

Originally Posted by NorthwoodsHermit

Woke up this morning and another dandy popped into my mind.
It's from '92 and just REEKS with feminism, just rotten to the core.

Was quite the hit for this "singer."

In fact, it was overplayed so much that any time it came on, I wanted to pump the radio full of lead...
...it's THAT bad.

If any of you have any kind of weaponry within easy reach, DON'T play this...
...I guarantee you will want to destroy your device.

Major EAR WARNING:

Ok, I see this song as showing female nature, or RP. in music form...

She married the fellow at 21 to have a family, worked low paying jobs and played the part of the good wife to get what she wanted, kids. 3 kids is all she wanted so she packed his bags, he was of no more use to her. Briffault's Law, came into effect. The husband became a disposable male. He had no clue, he was BP'ed providing for her and the family... He Thinks He Will Keep Her (the title), he doesn't have a choice!!!

Her love was for her kids, not her husband.... Important lesson, that one.

Two bothers simping hard!!!

How many girls/women got wet over this song??? A hole generation....

The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics - YouTube

Originally Posted by RustyNuts

Two bothers simping hard!!!

How many girls/women got wet over this song??? A hole generation....

The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics - YouTube

That wouldn't be a bad song if not for the simp/cuck lyrics.