Thread: The worst song on earth!

I always enjoy "Drops of Jupiter" by Train to keep my disgust fresh. No, she did not miss you while she was looking for herself out there, dude, she was waaaaay too busy fucking.

Originally Posted by Mr Wombat

I always enjoy "Drops of Jupiter" by Train to keep my disgust fresh. No, she did not miss you while she was looking for herself out there, dude, she was waaaaay too busy fucking.

This song helped me through a brutal divorce.

Originally Posted by mgtower

Definitely gets the screwdriver!

This is a song is about women being Gods. I think this one gets a bazooka!

Hahaha, this thread is hilarious! I was a sucker for plenty of songs like this, especially pop-punk and RnB. Don't listen to that shit anymore!
Here's a fairly recent red-pilled song I've been enjoying a lot:



EDIT: Funnily enough, Bruno Mars was the biggest simp out there back when I was in high school. Catching up on his newer work, he seems to be doing a lot more "bachelor-style" music than he ever did. He still has his simp moments but at least things are more balanced now

Here's another runny turd for the shit pile. I hated this tune the moment I heard it. My hate for it only grows over time.

Originally Posted by mgtower

Here's another runny turd for the shit pile. I hated this tune the moment I heard it. My hate for it only grows over time.

Given the way she treated Sonny Bono, I always thought that she has been, and always will be, an egotistical, narcissistic cunt.

I am so fucked for saying this. I gotta admit something. I use to sing this to my cunt of an ex wife when we were still just dating. Please be gentle! I was young, horny, and a total fucking retard.

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

I am so fucked for saying this. I gotta admit something. I use to sing this to my cunt of an ex wife when we were still just dating. Please be gentle! I was young, horny, and a total fucking retard.

That's nearly identical to "Angel Of The Morning" by Merrilee Rush (released in 1968).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUX8oZVfvsA

Originally Posted by The Captain

That's nearly identical to "Angel Of The Morning" by Merrilee Rush (released in 1968).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUX8oZVfvsA

Here is one to piss off my buddy mgtower.

I kept hearing this song all day. Every place I went it was playing and I had to Shazam it. Simpy bullshit.

Time to piss on mgtower's cheerios!

Here's some extra yellow cornflakes back at'cha!

Originally Posted by mgtower

This song is the antithesis to everything RP and MGTOW!

I heard it a little while ago, my hands were full and I couldn't walk over and smash the radio!

Que in anywhere on the time track and you'll want to hammer ice picks in your ears! 6 minutes and 39 seconds of rhythmic sobbing blue pill hell! How this ever made the charts blows my mind!

Gentlemen, fasten your icepicks!

Managed 20 seconds and even that was too long.

How about this one, Keith isn't even trying to be clever about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qSW96a2aKY

Female

Keith Urban

When you hear somebody say somebody hits like a girl
How does that hit you?
Is that such a bad thing?
When you hear a song that they play saying you run the world

Do you believe it?
Will you live to see it?

Sister, shoulder
Daughter, lover
Healer, broken halo
Mother nature
Fire, suit of armor
Soul survivor, Holy Water
Secret keeper, fortune teller
Virgin Mary, scarlet letter
Technicolor river wild
Baby girl, women shine

Female

When somebody laughs and implies that she asked for it
Just 'cause she was wearing a skirt
Oh is that how it works?
When somebody talks about how it was Adam first
Does that make you second best?
Or did he save the best for last?

Sister, shoulder
Daughter, lover
Healer, broken halo
Mother nature
Fire, suit of armor
Soul survivor, Holy Water
Secret keeper, fortune teller

Virgin Mary, scarlet letter
Technicolor river wild
Baby girl, women shine

Female
Yeah
Female

She's the heart of life
She's the dreamer's dream
She's the hands of time
She's the queen of kings
Sister, shoulder

Daughter, lover
Healer, broken halo
Mother nature
Fire, suit of armor

Soul survivor, Holy Water
Secret keeper, fortune teller
Virgin Mary, scarlet letter
Technicolor river wild
Baby girl, women shine

Female

Mhm

Female

This song is about a woman abandoning a man, missing her while she deliberately ignores him, her losing everything , and finally him saving her ass. Basically monkey branching and captain save a hoe crap. Awesome song to be honest even though it's simp shit.

A musical shit list!

I like the thought, but I can’t get past the notion that I would never have heard of most of this shite if not for this thread.

You want to listen to shite? Try this one on for size!



On the other hand if you want to see something innovative, try this:

I'm having a really bad day so I'm going to shit in mgtower's dinner.

Oh yea? MGTOWFOREVER'son,

Here's a turd for your punch bowl from 10,000 miles away! Land of the rising herbivore!

This my song I sing to my darling mgtower...........hahahahahahahahha...........