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    The Daily Mash: Woman baffled at inability to find true love using hook-up app

    From the Daily Mash, little red pills:

    Nikki Hollis, 33, said: Id heard about Tinder and its reputation for being used for casual flings. But I decided to completely ignore that, and try to use it to find a serious relationship anyway.
    https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...20181007178080

    Actually, come to think of it - not a red pill at all. The red pill is that Ms Hollis knows perfectly well what hook-up apps are for.

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    Re: The Daily Mash: Woman baffled at inability to find true love using hook-up app

    It's a joke site with joke articles, as we know, but the sad take-away is that there might be dozens, if not hundreds, of men and women every day who actually do use the site to find someone who'll be the person of their (respective) dreams.

    I do like the pic of the woman. I wonder what sort of nasty she's looking at on that tiny screen. Hilarious.

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    Re: The Daily Mash: Woman baffled at inability to find true love using hook-up app

    The effect of all the metoo accusations coming home to women. What man wants to take the risk.
    Oh and when as a woman you are 33 your value as a viable spouse is growing dimmer every day as the wall is incoming very fast if it is not already there.

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    Re: The Daily Mash: Woman baffled at inability to find true love using hook-up app

    "A WOMAN is baffled at her inability to find true love with an app primarily used for hook-ups."

    I'm just guessing sweetheart, but maybe its you.

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    Re: The Daily Mash: Woman baffled at inability to find true love using hook-up app

    looks like she's willfully incapable of realizing that there's a sizable difference in looking for "Mr right" and "Mr right now"...
    "I live in freedom, under my own flag." - Captain Harlock

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    Re: The Daily Mash: Woman baffled at inability to find true love using hook-up app

    Quote Originally Posted by Eiji View Post
    looks like she's willfully incapable of realizing that there's a sizable difference in looking for "Mr right" and "Mr right now"...
    Precisely.

    Before I red-pilled, I used to say that the best way for a woman never to find the right man is to keep going out with the wrong ones. However, I'm betting someone said that before me, 'cause I'm not that creative.

    The fact that it's now totally n/a = Deep Bliss.

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    Re: The Daily Mash: Woman baffled at inability to find true love using hook-up app

    Stupidity does not need much to be baffled.
    Knowledge Bequeaths Power over Destiny. Use it Wisely.

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    Re: The Daily Mash: Woman baffled at inability to find true love using hook-up app

    The hamster is 33 and she can't figure out how to find a LTR but resorts to tinder instead?

    Bullshit.... she doesn't want commitment she wants plausible deniability to mess around on tinder. /end.


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