Thread: Tampons Are Coming

This is straight from the crazy farm, and the wide world of Batshit crazy!

They failed at becoming men, so now they want men to become women!

Proving irrefutably that fools think like women, and only idiots listen to them!

Tampons for men are coming to Brown University.

I...umm....Im left speechless.

I am sorry but Brown University deserves this. Here is what I would say & do in a Brown University class about "Tampons for Men".

Please excuse me while I go slam my dick in a door frame.......

Originally Posted by Hoppes#9

Please excuse me while I go slam my dick in a door frame.......

I've never tried that but have got it caught in a levies zipper, man did that fucking hurt! Once going up and once going down! My dick had a red racing stripe, but it didn't fuck or pee any faster!

Originally Posted by mgtower

This is straight from the crazy farm, and the wide world of Batshit crazy!

They failed at becoming men, so now they want men to become women!

Proving irrefutably that fools think like women, and only idiots listen to them!

Tampons for men are coming to Brown University.

Good God - at least there was this little gem "people born with an X and Y chromosome (previously known as "men,")" Hahahaha - coming soon to a census near you. All our enemies abroad need to do is sit back with popcorn and watch this once great civilization die out. No military invasion will be necessary - If it's not drugs, then it is this...

Originally Posted by mlb6d9

Good God - at least there was this little gem "people born with an X and Y chromosome (previously known as "men,")" Hahahaha - coming soon to a census near you. All our enemies abroad need to do is sit back with popcorn and watch this once great civilization die out. No military invasion will be necessary - If it's not drugs, then it is this...

If I was forced to choose, definitely drugs!

Alright guys, you are being very transphobic.
Trans people just want to be treated equally. Why is that so wrong?

Originally Posted by mgtower

I've never tried that but have got it caught in a levies zipper, man did that fucking hurt! Once going up and once going down! My dick had a red racing stripe, but it didn't fuck or pee any faster!

Ok since we went there......
Back when I smoked weed,...uhhhhhm ,....Dropped the entire lit bowl of bud between my legs while taking a dump. As I did not want to lose the last bud from that good sack..I squeezed my legs to try and catch it before it hit the water

No racing stripes but Willy sure did have a big old sunburn :/

Roasted nuts anyone.....

Originally Posted by Opaque

Alright guys, you are being very transphobic.
Trans people just want to be treated equally. Why is that so wrong?

I'm not afraid of trains!

Originally Posted by Hoppes#9

Ok since we went there......
Back when I smoked weed,...uhhhhhm ,....Dropped the entire lit bowl of bud between my legs while taking a dump. As I did not want to lose the last bud from that good sack..I squeezed my legs to try and catch it before it hit the water

No racing stripes but Willy sure did have a big old sunburn :/

Roasted nuts anyone.....

ROTFL!

What color is shit?

Brown!

Okay, fuck it. Where's my flamethrower...

Originally Posted by Insidious_Sid

Okay, fuck it. Where's my flamethrower...

Flame thrower? that's like welding 1/4'' inch steel plate with a Bic lighter (almost empty), you'll need a fleet of something in the 20 megaton range!

Oh do be careful.... shit is flammable. Well mine is....do not ask me to explain that... lol!

All jokes aside.....Tampons are a great Item for the Battle/Bug-out bag. They are excellent emergency trauma plugs for chest wounds....

My guess is the reason for "men's tampons" is LGBQTI related . . . I've heard that men's bathrooms are a popular meeting place for gays and after repeated "encounters" the sphincter will no longer work to close the anus, so there is a constant "dribble" of fecal matter in the undershorts. To stop dribbling fecal matter in their pants, the stretched out gays use tampons in the anus as a "stopgap" measure. This is the reason tampons are being placed in Men's bathrooms.

Originally Posted by CPRA

My guess is the reason for "men's tampons" is LGBQTI related . . . I've heard that men's bathrooms are a popular meeting place for gays and after repeated "encounters" the sphincter will no longer work to close the anus, so there is a constant "dribble" of fecal matter in the undershorts. To stop dribbling fecal matter in their pants, the stretched out gays use tampons in the anus as a "stopgap" measure. This is the reason tampons are being placed in Men's bathrooms.

Sounds like a pathway for infection! Now people in SF can step over shit and slip on a tampon like a banana peel! I don't anticipate those kind of troubles here in America's favorite forest and living ghost town! This ends any chance of me using a public ass room! I got my piss spots off every interstate highway around!

Excuse me, gotta run, the thought of what legitimizes tampons in the men's room, just made me puke in my mouth!

Usually I'm all for more information, but maybe not this time.

Let the wahmen have fun dealing with their new found "sisters" that invade their "safe spaces"

This is why sometimes you have to sidestep the crazies and let them duke it out Godzilla style.

Originally Posted by CPRA

My guess is the reason for "men's tampons" is LGBQTI related . . . I've heard that men's bathrooms are a popular meeting place for gays and after repeated "encounters" the sphincter will no longer work to close the anus, so there is a constant "dribble" of fecal matter in the undershorts. To stop dribbling fecal matter in their pants, the stretched out gays use tampons in the anus as a "stopgap" measure. This is the reason tampons are being placed in Men's bathrooms.

This gives new definition and meaning to "BROWN" University!

College campuses are a fantasy world. No one coming out of there is ready for reality.