Thread: Something funny, old and Finnish (translated song+video)

Yeah I am a Finn, so bear with me. I translated funny old Finnish song from my childhood that describes female nature beautifully. Blue pill men's life is not easy.
I may have failed with some translations, I don't know if one can use a word "radiant" to describe a woman.

Take this as a cultural lesson.

Tapasin Naisen (I Met A Woman)

1st man:
I met an attractive woman.
I suggested we go to my place for drinks. She said, why not! But went away laughing.

2nd man:
I met a captivating woman.
I suggested we go to my place for drinks.
I suggested dimming the lights. She said, why not! But went away laughing.

3rd man:
I met a radiant woman.
I suggested we go to my place for drinks.
I suggested dimming the lights.
I suggested a moist kiss. She said, why not! But went away laughing.

4th man:
I met an adorable woman.
I suggested we go to my place for drinks.
I suggested dimming the lights.
I suggested a moist kiss.
I suggested we embrace passionately. She said, why not! But went away laughing.

6th man:
I met a passionate woman.
I suggested we go to my place for drinks.
I suggested dimming the lights.
I suggested a moist kiss.
I suggested we embrace passionately.
I suggested taking clothes off. She said, why not! But went away laughing.

last man:
I met a woman of my life.
I suggested we go to my place for drinks.
I suggested dimming the lights.
I suggested a moist kiss.
I suggested we embrace passionately.
I suggested taking clothes off.
I suggested a sexual intercourse. But she said... what's that knob? And she went away laughing... laughing awfully lot.

The last sentence need some explanation, in Finnish the phrase "Why not" = "Mikäpä siinä" (literally: What's there).. but in last sentence it's "mikä se siinä" (literally "What's is that there")

Of course the song is not in no way taken seriously, but when I was a child and heard this song for the first time. I was thinking that those women were really cruel. That are women really so cruel that they laugh to a man who likes them. And now I know, some of them are that evil and even more evil.