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    SATIRE - Powerful: Military To Allow Troops To Replace Camo With Colors Of Their Gender Identity Flag

    WASHINGTON, D.C.—A new executive order handed down from President Joe Biden will allow service members to select camouflage that reflects their chosen gender identity.
    Soldiers, Marines, and sailors deployed to the front lines will be given the choice of which kind of uniform to wear. Options range from transgender flag colors and rainbow colors to lesser-known gender identity flags, such as tater-tots and dragonkin. You can even choose a furry suit, if you so desire.
    "Rather than being stuck with patriarchal desert, forest, or urban camouflage, U.S. service members can now select camouflage that matches the flag of their chosen gender identity," said a spokesperson for the Pentagon. "It is important that every military member feel comfortable in their uniform and that it reflects their lived truth, whether that be a man in a woman's body, a woman in a man's body, or a grapefruit."
    "Finally -- you can live your truth even as you fight America's enemies."
    In unrelated news, there has been a spike in casualties among the armed forces fighting on the frontlines, though it's unclear why.

















































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    re: SATIRE - Powerful: Military To Allow Troops To Replace Camo With Colors Of Their Gender Identity Flag

    Circa 1770- Aim for the X on the red coats amongst the drab green background.

    Circa 2021- Aim for the fruit striped gum amongst the drab green background.
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    Re: SATIRE - Powerful: Military To Allow Troops To Replace Camo With Colors Of Their Gender Identity Flag

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    Re: SATIRE - Powerful: Military To Allow Troops To Replace Camo With Colors Of Their Gender Identity Flag

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    Circa 1770- Aim for the X on the red coats amongst the drab green background.

    Circa 2021- Aim for the fruit striped gum amongst the drab green background.
    Funny!

    lesser-known gender identity flags, such as tater-tots and dragonkin.
    This cracks me up! They're hitting the target so well for me!
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    Re: SATIRE - Powerful: Military To Allow Troops To Replace Camo With Colors Of Their Gender Identity Flag

    Quote Originally Posted by Unboxxed View Post
    Funny!



    This cracks me up! They're hitting the target so well for me!

    Satire is a sign of brilliance, and it's the reason why so many see it the wrong way, making them bitter, angry, and ready to fight, while the brilliant lol some more!
    I rolled in on this thread like merging on the interstate, didn't even need my blinker.
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    Re: SATIRE - Powerful: Military To Allow Troops To Replace Camo With Colors Of Their Gender Identity Flag

    The problem is that today it's the Bee and tomorrow the Washington Post.

    Clown World is accelerating at the speed of light.
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    Re: SATIRE - Powerful: Military To Allow Troops To Replace Camo With Colors Of Their Gender Identity Flag

    Quote Originally Posted by WheelBarrow View Post
    The problem is that today it's the Bee and tomorrow the Washington Post.

    Clown World is accelerating at the speed of light.
    Interesting observation. Yes, it is getting evermore difficult to discriminate between what is considered news and satire.
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    Re: SATIRE - Powerful: Military To Allow Troops To Replace Camo With Colors Of Their Gender Identity Flag

    Quote Originally Posted by WheelBarrow View Post
    The problem is that today it's the Bee and tomorrow the Washington Post.

    Clown World is accelerating at the speed of light.
    Every small town has a Clown Hall, it's where the people get together and figure out ways to royally fuck each other...
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