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    SATIRE: New Crisis! Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist or Sexist!

    ATLANTA, GA—Calling brand new things racist—that no one would ever have thought could be racist—is fun, and everyone loves it. But as each new day people breathlessly inform us of the racist history of things like crossword puzzles, math, and punctuality, scientists are warning of an impending catastrophe.

    “At this current rate of coming up with new things that are racist,” warned racism scientist Frank Greene, “we’ll run out of new things to call racist by the end of this year.”

    Anti-racism activists met this news with both fear and denial. “Running out of new things to call racist would be devastating,” said activist Brooke Snyder. “I mean, you’ll only get attention if you come up with something no one knows is racist. You can’t just say things like, ‘Ethnic slurs are racist.’ Everyone knows that.”

    Benny Malone, though, is one of those skeptical of the warning from scientists. “We’ll always be able to find new things that are racist,” he said. “Just watch me.” He thought for a few moments. “Ah. I got a new one: Toothpaste is racist.” His face then fell. “Wait, I have explained how that’s racist already. Well, anyway, we can’t listen to science, because I know for certain we’ve all told everyone that science is racist.”

    Some proposed solutions to the impending problem include giving activists stringent limits on how many things per month they can declare racist, but this has proven unpopular. Another idea is to instead come up with new things each day to call sexist, but no one cares about that as much . . .

    https://www.lewrockwell.com/2021/07/...o-call-racist/ SATIRE

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    Re: SATIRE: New Crisis! Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist or Sexist!

    Ever notice how they wear something out to the point they're all standing around babbling incoherently?

    They're like a flock of chickens waiting for the next bug they can ATTACK!
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    Re: SATIRE: New Crisis! Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist or Sexist!

    I think this piece is racist against anti-racism activists.

    Thanks for my first good laugh of the day.

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    Re: SATIRE: New Crisis! Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist or Sexist!

    According to the liberal-left, everything is either racist or sexist and it really irritates me to the core. It's the liberals who are the real racists/sexists: anti-white, anti-male, anti-straight, anti-American. Whenever I hear someone play the race card, I sometimes say "get your head out of your ass and shut the hell up!"
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    Re: SATIRE: New Crisis! Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist or Sexist!

    Ever notice that those who are calling everything racist are typically ill-educated slobs with nothing better to do? I mean come on! They are always the victim, quick to play the race card and also very quick to take government hand-outs. I am so over this crap.

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    Re: SATIRE: New Crisis! Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist or Sexist!

    I thought women had ran out of things to complain about years ago then they started complaining about pedestrian lights being sexist. So sadly, no, they will always come up with something.

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    Re: SATIRE: New Crisis! Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist or Sexist!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kryptic View Post
    I thought women had ran out of things to complain about years ago then they started complaining about pedestrian lights being sexist. So sadly, no, they will always come up with something.
    With Brandon's new terrorist policies, feminists will soon be worrying about being buried up to their necks without any ability to deflect the stones...
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    Re: SATIRE: New Crisis! Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist or Sexist!

    The intersectionalists have turned concepts such as racism and sexism, and trans-phobia and every other thing that they believe is true, into something so loosely defined that literally ANYTHING can be seen as a form of "ism". And I think alot of it revolves around their deeply held belief that everyone, everywhere, (including their opposition) shares their mindset. And if someone disagrees with their point-of-view, then that person in fact REALLY knows that they are absolutely correct, but is denying them out of self-interest. So anybody who doesn't agree with them is automatically gas-lighting, in their minds.

    This unspoken assumption on their part is corroding both society and their own minds, and the effects of that corrosion are starting to add-up, slowly but at an ever-accelerating rate. And once those consequences reach crisis-level in their OWN lives, they are going to be completely unprepared to deal with basic day-to-day necessities of survival. The last time I even hinted at this truth in a discussion, I got banned from the FB group.

    The best policy is to not engage.

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    Re: SATIRE: New Crisis! Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist or Sexist!

    Quote Originally Posted by ScrewJita View Post
    The intersectionalists have turned concepts such as racism and sexism, and trans-phobia and every other thing that they believe is true, into something so loosely defined that literally ANYTHING can be seen as a form of "ism". And I think alot of it revolves around their deeply held belief that everyone, everywhere, (including their opposition) shares their mindset. And if someone disagrees with their point-of-view, then that person in fact REALLY knows that they are absolutely correct, but is denying them out of self-interest. So anybody who doesn't agree with them is automatically gas-lighting, in their minds.

    This unspoken assumption on their part is corroding both society and their own minds, and the effects of that corrosion are starting to add-up, slowly but at an ever-accelerating rate. And once those consequences reach crisis-level in their OWN lives, they are going to be completely unprepared to deal with basic day-to-day necessities of survival. The last time I even hinted at this truth in a discussion, I got banned from the FB group.

    The best policy is to not engage.
    I'm in dozens of shitposting groups on FB, and in almost all of them we mock and make fun of lefties, women and trannies, it's always a good laugh There's also quite a number of group members who make fake leftie/tranny accounts so they can infiltrate leftie/tranny groups to screenshot the most cringe-worthy shit that's going on there and share it with us for teh lulz, hehehe!
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    Re: SATIRE: New Crisis! Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist or Sexist!

    Quote Originally Posted by Resdayn View Post
    I'm in dozens of shitposting groups on FB, and in almost all of them we mock and make fun of lefties, women and trannies, it's always a good laugh There's also quite a number of group members who make fake leftie/tranny accounts so they can infiltrate leftie/tranny groups to screenshot the most cringe-worthy shit that's going on there and share it with us for teh lulz, hehehe!
    Dude, sweet! I remember back before I unsubbed from literally dozens of left-leaning groups, being accidentally invited to a women's only group. In those places, they only brag about cockteasing, blue-balling, farming dudes for money, inflicting INvoluntary CELibacy on their ex's via alimony and slander... It is very eye-opening to find out just how correct we MGTOW are about them.

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    Re: SATIRE: New Crisis! Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist or Sexist!

    Quote Originally Posted by ScrewJita View Post
    Dude, sweet! I remember back before I unsubbed from literally dozens of left-leaning groups, being accidentally invited to a women's only group. In those places, they only brag about cockteasing, blue-balling, farming dudes for money, inflicting INvoluntary CELibacy on their ex's via alimony and slander... It is very eye-opening to find out just how correct we MGTOW are about them.
    Some of my fav groups are called "The poopwounds are at it again", "The tolerant left is being intolerant again", "No sir, that's not your vagina, that's a shit slit", "Do women ever shut the fuck up?", "A group where we all pretend to be democrats", "Women posting their L's online", etc etc
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