Thread: SATIRE: Meghan Proudly Announces That Harry Has Of His Own Free Will Decided To Transition Into Princess Harriet

SANTA BARBARA, CA — Meghan Markle, beloved American princess and thespian, announced Friday that her husband Prince Harry would soon begin a lengthy and painful transition into Princess Harriet, a decision he made of his own free will without any coercion whatsoever.

The announcement was made as part of a press conference for the release of Spare, Prince Harry's heartbreaking memoir that was definitely not ghostwritten by his wife.


Markle answered nearly all questions from the press but did allow her husband to give a prepared statement.

"I am Prince Henry Charles Albert David, duke of Sussex, Earl of Dumbarton, Baron Kilkeel no more," the 38-year-old prince read off a piece of paper. "From this day forth, I shall be known as Princess Harriet of Santa Barbara."
Witnesses report the bearded princess then turned to his wife for loving support. "Did I read that right? Please love me."
"Oh and this decision has nothing to do with Meghan. It's all me. I'm a pretty girl," he quickly added after Markle began prodding him with a stick.
According to sources, the two princesses intend to go on a second honeymoon once Harry's transformation into Harriet is complete. They have asked for privacy during this period since it will be the subject of a new Netflix documentary and they want to avoid spoilers . . .

https://babylonbee.com/news/meghan-p...incess-harriet Fake News You Can Trust!

He can't be king, therefore I guess he's hoping to be queen someday?

That guy is one sick person and he openly hates his family.

I hope he gets his dick chopped off from this transition because he doesn’t need it!

The Bee hits it out of the park - again.

I could totally see this happening, though.

Meghan has already turned a prince into a frog. Might as well go all the way and turn him into a woman.

He should have called his book From Prince of England to King of the Simps.
And here I thought that the book was just a marketing ploy to push his signature line of dog collars.

I know this is satire, but a man like that who is such a simp that he throws away his birthright for a woman.

I wouldn't be surprised is he actually does this

Originally Posted by ResidentEvil7

That guy is one sick person and he openly hates his family.

I hope he gets his dick chopped off from this transition because he doesn’t need it!

When it says babylonbee, it's not for real. I like e'm, their funny.

They've fooled most of us one time or another.

I’m sorry for getting mixed up with the word satire. I’m autistic and some words I don’t understand. I tend to take things literally.

Could we ship these two nuts back to Old Blighty, please? We've got enough ass-clowns in this country without those two.

Originally Posted by WheelBarrow

Could we ship these two nuts back to Old Blighty, please? We've got enough ass-clowns in this country without those two.

Except I don't think they're welcome in Olde Albion either - King Charlie seems to have written the spare son off.

I read somewhere that the "spare son Harry" doesn't look like Charles. Harry looks like the spitting image of Diana's driver/security dude that she spent a lot of time with. Anyone know more about these rumors? Any DNA tests proving Harry is Charles' son?

Originally Posted by Eddie Willers

Except I don't think they're welcome in Olde Albion either - King Charlie seems to have written the spare son off.

Originally Posted by WheelBarrow

Could we ship these two nuts back to Old Blighty, please? We've got enough ass-clowns in this country without those two.

No thanks you can keep them, I just wish the press would talk about something else.

Originally Posted by CPRA

I read somewhere that the "spare son Harry" doesn't look like Charles. Harry looks like the spitting image of Diana's driver/security dude that she spent a lot of time with. Anyone know more about these rumors? Any DNA tests proving Harry is Charles' son?

Originally Posted by CPRA

I read somewhere that the "spare son Harry" doesn't look like Charles. Harry looks like the spitting image of Diana's driver/security dude that she spent a lot of time with. Anyone know more about these rumors? Any DNA tests proving Harry is Charles' son?

There's a conspiracy theory that Charles Hewitt who was a British Army captain was the father of Prince Harry. Primarily due to the hair colour and perhaps some facial similarities.

Edward Dutton did a quick YouTube video on it called Who Is Prince Harry's Real Father? which debunks this hypothesis by citing differences with Hewitt's canine teeth and facial structure, the fact King Charles' brother had ginger hair when he was younger and that Princess Diana met Hewitt after Harry was born. Also, Dutton asserts that the entire royal family has a relatively low IQ which is genetic.

Originally Posted by TheManOnFire

Also, Dutton asserts that the entire royal family has a relatively low IQ which is genetic.

Gee, what a big shock. Seriously, the royal families in Europe are surprisingly inbred because of intermarriage among themselves.

Originally Posted by K-Dog

Gee, what a big shock. Seriously, the royal families in Europe are surprisingly inbred because of intermarriage among themselves.

Yup, but what's the excuse for the rest of us?

I wouldn't be surpirsed.

Originally Posted by stanmsl

No thanks you can keep them, I just wish the press would talk about something else.

For the record, we didn't ask for them. Or, is this your idea of retribution for that July 4th thing?