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    SATIRE: Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

    "BURBANK, CA—Disney announced today a new standalone Alien prequel that tells the sympathetic origin story of the Xenomorph Queen.
    Part of a slew of new movies that glorify the characters we'd previously thought of as the villains, Queen will show us how the Queen was actually a victim in all this. The plot will show how oppressed the Queen was by the King Xenomorph and how she finally threw off the shackles of the patriarchy to take over the hive of evil, bloodthirsty predators.
    "We've only heard the story from the perspective of the colonizing, white supremacist space marines -- but now, you'll get to hear the real story about how the Queen was oppressed by the patriarchy," said a Disney executive. "It's kind of like Joker, except with a fierce, strong, stunning, and brave female in the starring role."
    "It is our hope that this movie sends a powerful message about the patriarchy and helps us stamp out Xeno-phobia once and for all. Remember, in space, no one can hear the Queen slay!!!"

    SemiSatire https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-a...enomorph-queen




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    re: SATIRE: Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

    They're shitting in their well again. Doesn't mean I'm gonna drink it! I'll watch Clint Eastwood movies instead! They never piss me off!
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    re: SATIRE: Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

    Wouldn't have surprised me in the least if this had been for real. In fact I thought it was until I saw the link.

    The jpg is interesting. Remind anyone of any women you've known in the past? Or, I should ask, remind you of what they really were once the façade fell away and the truth finally made its appearance?

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    re: SATIRE: Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

    To be fair this wouldn't surprise me if it happened - Just another propaganda piece to further the feminist agenda and create a culture of simps who pander to the whims of women. All docile, with the inability to think their way out of feminist rhetorics.

    The nazis did the exact same thing.

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    Re: SATIRE: Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

    What? No mention of "voices" needing to be "heard"?

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    Re: SATIRE: Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

    I love it when one of the tribe, the most racist and supremacist group there is, calls white people racist. Subversive pieces of shit.
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    Re: SATIRE: Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

    Some posters above are not realizing that this is satire from the Babylone Bee.
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: SATIRE: Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

    Some posters above are not realizing that this is satire from the Babylone Bee.
    And you know this, how? It certainly seems like something Disney would say, so it would make quite poor satire.

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    Re: SATIRE: Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

    Quote Originally Posted by happybachelor View Post


    And you know this, how? It certainly seems like something Disney would say, so it would make quite poor satire.

    Babylon Bee is a famous satire site, like The Onion, Cracked, or Mad Magazine.

    (Noting post count, join date.)

    But if you prefer to get worked up, and not just get a chuckle out of it.....well, you do you.
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: SATIRE: Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

    I'm not remotely worked up. It's poor satire. It's actually something Disney et al would say with complete sincerity.
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    Re: SATIRE: Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

    Quote Originally Posted by sam luis obispo View Post
    Some posters above are not realizing that this is satire from the Babylone Bee.
    Or they're preemptively reacting for when inevitably the Bee is overtaken by reality again, and proven to be prophetic once more.

    /s?
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    Re: SATIRE: Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

    We reach a point where real leftist feminist propaganda often overtake people making parodies of leftist feminist propaganda so we can hardly tell which is what.


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