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    SATIRE: Alert! CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill

    ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has cautioned Americans against taking the red pill, as it can lead to severe side effects such as "realizing the truth about the way our society is manipulated by the elites" and "spending all your time on YouTube watching Jordan Peterson videos."

    According to the CDC, many are overdosing on red pills, which are a black market drug that has never been approved by the American government.

    "We've seen a lot of people recommend taking the red pill," said CDC Director Rochelle Walensky. "And we just have to remind everyone that the CDC is not approved by the FDA or any other governing body. It could spread ideas like that freedom is a good thing and that thinking for yourself is a healthy American value. People might start getting the wrong idea."

    Walensky said the red pill is contagious, and that just one person taking it could lead to more and more instances of people thinking outside the box of conventional opinion and questioning their leaders.

    Meanwhile, the FDA is rushing out an emergency approval process on a new, stronger blue pill to counteract the red pill crisis. These pills will be available free at your local NOW office (National Organization for Women)
    https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-caut...g-the-red-pill

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    re: SATIRE: Alert! CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill

    I don't know how it is where you live. But here, I don't believe anyone without a MGTOW background even knows what the blue pill-red pill debate is. The blue pill type's here remains so wrapped up in their own world that we don't even show on their radar. They have no clue that we've walked away.

    This makes me wonder what this "news item" is trying to accomplish. I doubt much of the blue pill world would understand what their talking about. Looks like I'm missing something.
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    re: SATIRE: Alert! CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    This makes me wonder what this "news item" is trying to accomplish. I doubt much of the blue pill world would understand what their talking about. Looks like I'm missing something.
    It's a joke.

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    re: SATIRE: Alert! CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill

    CDC?
    Centralized Democrat Control?
    Communist Dictator Central?
    Creatures from District of Columbia?
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