Thread: Quiz: Identify the creepy statements

Don't look at the answer key until you've answered identified the status of each statement. Each statement is either 1) creepy or 2) normal speech. Let's go.

1. I have a dog named Elmer.
2. I went to the store yesterday and bought a bottle of tea.
3. This town has a really nice park.
4. I like cats. They're funny.
5. I've got a raging hard-on that I want to rub against your tush.
6. A squirrel is climbing in that tree.
7. I'm gonna grab your hooters from behind and fondle them.
8. The sky is blue and an airplane is landing.
9. I took a shower last night.
10. You've got hot and sexy shapes, baby.

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Answer key:
If you're a normal, every day man, all ten statements are creepy. If you're a Chad with six-pack abs or a super rich celebrity, feel free to say any of those ten statements because none of them are creepy if said by you.

That's some blackpill shit, man. Not good, not healthy.

The best statement is the statement of silence. Just go about your day and interact with women as little as possible.

Originally Posted by Chris007

The best statement is the statement of silence. Just go about your day and interact with women as little as possible.

That's basically the point. You wouldn't believe the innocuous statements I've seen that have been warped into "creepy" by some lunatic. I was in a store where they sold computers, and a woman wanted help. It wasn't the guy's department, so he radioed for help something like, "Please come to aisle 6. I have a lady here who needs help with laptops." When the help arrived, she complained that the salesman had used the word "lady."

WTF????

"Lady" is the polite term to refer to a woman just like "gentleman" is the polite term for a man. She acted like he had called her a cunt.

You're totally right. You're way better off if you can just avoid interaction. Of course, if you have a sales job, that's not possible.

Originally Posted by TigPlaze

If you're a normal, every day man, all ten statements are creepy. If you're a Chad with six-pack abs or a super rich celebrity, feel free to say any of those ten statements because none of them are creepy if said by you.

Lol. There's a measure of truth there. If a cute girl gets a negative first impression of you, then nothing you say is going to please her, no matter how innocuous.

In all fairness, though, good-looking girls do get hit on a lot. Many of them come to regard anything from a man as the start of a campaign to get them into bed. So they put on a bitch face and act all offended even when you say the most neutral thing in the world to them.

Later, such girls will hit the wall, lose their youth and their looks, stop getting hit on by men, and they'll turn into "Karens." They'll spend the rest of their lives complaining about the service and demanding to see the manager: A cheap form of attention-seeking by them.

(Meantime, the rules have always been different for the super-rich or people who are super-handsome/beautiful. That's just a normal fact of life.)

I believe context matters. If you say any of those out of social context, regardless of who you are, you'd be looked at as weird and creepy.

This is perennially brilliant, and can never be reposted often enough:

Originally Posted by Mr Wombat

This is perennially brilliant, and can never be reposted often enough:

Totally brilliant.