Don't look at the answer key until you've answered identified the status of each statement. Each statement is either 1) creepy or 2) normal speech. Let's go.
1. I have a dog named Elmer.
2. I went to the store yesterday and bought a bottle of tea.
3. This town has a really nice park.
4. I like cats. They're funny.
5. I've got a raging hard-on that I want to rub against your tush.
6. A squirrel is climbing in that tree.
7. I'm gonna grab your hooters from behind and fondle them.
8. The sky is blue and an airplane is landing.
9. I took a shower last night.
10. You've got hot and sexy shapes, baby.
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Answer key:
If you're a normal, every day man, all ten statements are creepy. If you're a Chad with six-pack abs or a super rich celebrity, feel free to say any of those ten statements because none of them are creepy if said by you.