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    OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    I could not believe the picture that I was looking at. I won't say anymore.

    https://tv.yahoo.com/news/renee-zell...155900626.html

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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    What is more hilarious on that article are people losing their shit over it on Twitter.
    Seriously, that part of Twitter has to have it's originals, the backups and the backups of the backups deleted.
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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall



    Argghhh eye bleach warning next time!!!
    Marrying a woman is like taking a shit upside down every day for the rest of your life. Don't do it!

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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    She made the post wall look worse by having plastic surgery....geez...

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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    Wow. She looks so different that I blame botched plastic surgery. Seriously. I see women get old all the time, but they're still recognizable as that person. This is just weird. Seriously, she looks more like Laura Dern than herself.
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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    not quite the same person i saw in Jerry M....

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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    Quote Originally Posted by ATLien View Post
    not quite the same person i saw in Jerry M....
    Actually, I look at her and start entertaining the theory that the real Renee Zellweger died and this is a distant cousin who has assumed her identity counting on the taboo against being judgmental about a woman's looks to keep people from probing too deeply.
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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    she hit the wall at about mach 3.
    No matter how attractive a woman is. No matter how beautiful she is. Somewhere, out there, some guy is sick of her shit.

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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    Other than nostril shape, it seems to be someone else, with too much UV light exposure. I wonder how much it costs these days to fuck up your looks that well?

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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    Ok I know I am probably in the minority here, but in my opinion she was always firmly planted against the wall. It just seems that now it toppled over on her.

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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    Yes, yes my son: this is what happens. I have seen it happen to all the PYTs I knew in my youth. Except for one - she still looks hot.

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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    Who? Clearly I don't give enough of a shit about pop "culture".

    No matter, that is one ugly crone.
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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    She didn't hit the wall.
    The wall hit her.
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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    Quote Originally Posted by William Noy View Post
    Wow. She looks so different that I blame botched plastic surgery. Seriously. I see women get old all the time, but they're still recognizable as that person. This is just weird. Seriously, she looks more like Laura Dern than herself.
    Agreed. I think that this is an example of what happens when twats with too much money try to take on the wall. She probably started with a simple procedure or two, but didn't know where to stop. Her best features are all gone.

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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    I liked her in Cold Mountain and Me, Myself and Irene. Her squinty eyes were part of her charm, but they've disappeared. She looks plain now.

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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    And now they're gonna hit us with:

    Wait for it...

    Antici...

    "Plastic Surgery Shaming"
    or
    "Cosmetic Surgey Shaming"
    ...pation

    We're going to be told that we can't talk about things negatively and that whatever she does is right for her and that any opinion we have better be a good one because 'thought police'.

    Of course, male shaming will continue unabated regarding marriage, commitment, being a husband/father (provider), chivalry, gaming, other hobbies, etc., (the list goes on). BUT don't anyone dare think or say anything negative about a woman. (yawn)

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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    I will have you know that I was eating Cheetos when I clicked on that link. Notice how I said "WAS" that is because I lost my appetite and my dick went into hiding. Talk about things that nightmares are made of.
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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    Yes, yes my son: this is what happens. I have seen it happen to all the PYTs I knew in my youth. Except for one - she still looks hot.
    Same here, one of them is still hot, married to the same guy after 20 years, and apparently a bit of a unicorn as well.
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    Re: OMG: Renee Zellweger hits the wall

    Quote Originally Posted by WheelBarrow View Post
    Who? Clearly I don't give enough of a shit about pop "culture".
    Same reaction! The name sounded familiar; her 'accomplishments', not so much.

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    The soul such height attain,
    You're free, yet would no longer rove
    But lay you down in chains.


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