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    New Crisis! Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ reports say

    A man in New Jersey is accused of habitually urinating on his ex-wife’s grave, according to media reports. The purported desecration occurred at the Tappan Reformed Church cemetery, a centuries-old burial ground on the border between New Jersey and New York.

    Michael Murray told News 12 that the saga began when he repeatedly noticed deli bags full of feces placed near the grave of . . . Linda Torello, and contacted the police.


    Officials took a report of the incident, and Murray later obtained permission to place cameras on the cemetery grounds to try to obtain footage of the act, according to the outlet.
    The footage, which was too poor quality to bring to the police, revealed Torello’s ex-husband was the perpetrator, according to the New York Post. Murray later returned and obtained higher quality footage with his phone . . .
    A public urination charge was filed against the man by the Orangetown Police Department on Sept. 18, and the investigation is ongoing, according to Orangetown police.
    https://us.yahoo.com/news/man-caught...183630028.html

    Comments: That's what i admire about the older generation. They have a much larger sense of dedication to a task than younger folks.

    I have an ex-wife. Married for 20 years. She took me for EVERYTHING I had. I would consider it, but she's going to outlive me...

    Punctuality, and dedication. While I'm not condoning his actions, there are lessons to be learned here for younger generations.

    I could understand if the divorce was more recent and she took a big chunk out his retirement funds. But after a short marriage 4 decades ago? Dude let it go.

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    Re: New Crisis! Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ reports say

    Love to know the story behind this.

    Older Gen DGAF more than younger gens (inc. Mine, X)

    Chances are her will left some stuff to an unknown man or unknown child he never knew about, or he looked through her stuff and her dying comms were to the Alpha she was "Widowed" from.

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    Re: New Crisis! Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ reports say

    Awwww, what a nice gesture making sure the grass over her stays nice and green. Such a thoughtful guy!
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    Re: New Crisis! Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ reports say

    Smokey Bear consolidated some offices once, and I inherited three co-workers from hell. They used me like a roll of paper towels to clean up their mess's. Years later I found their old office sign laying around. I got out the forklift and moved that big wooden mother out behind the warehouse where I pissed on it for years. I suppose it was a childish thing to do, but it was also endlessly satisfying and never got old.

    So I can see where the old guy's coming from. But he should have stopped there, leaving bags of shit arounds what got him caught.
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    Re: New Crisis! Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ reports say

    I can see the humor in this, but I would not want to be so emotionally attached to a dead person that I regularly piss on their grave. IMO, an important part of going your own way is letting go of the painful past. This person clearly has not.

    It was still worth a laugh though.

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    Re: New Crisis! Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ reports say

    Quote Originally Posted by TigPlaze View Post
    I can see the humor in this, but I would not want to be so emotionally attached to a dead person that I regularly piss on their grave. IMO, an important part of going your own way is letting go of the painful past. This person clearly has not.

    It was still worth a laugh though.
    I couldn't agree more!

    One good long piss (ending with shivers) should ought to do it.
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    Re: New Crisis! Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ reports say

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    I couldn't agree more!

    One good long piss (ending with shivers) should ought to do it.
    When I was in school, there was this atrocious and despicable old sea hag teacher/administrator who treated kids like shit. She would hold some defenseless kid by his two wrists and scream in his face. She used to give ass beatings for the most minor of offenses. To the world's great fortune, she's finally dead, and hopefully is in hell where she belongs with Satan shoving a red-hot stove poker up her ass.

    I had considered pissing on her grave, and maybe putting a sticker on her headstone that says:

    Thank God the evil bitch is dead and rotting in hell as she deserves.

    I considered that, but it would not hurt her. It would only hurt her family. Nowadays I don't worry about her or about her vitriolic behavior at the school I went to. I just assume she must have gotten that way via trauma. Maybe a whole pack of drunken slobs raped her up her cunt and up her ass when she was 13 or some shit. You never know for sure how people get to be the way that they are, but this dead bitch is no longer my problem. I just go on with life and try to make some good things happen.

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    Re: New Crisis! Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ reports say

    Quote Originally Posted by TigPlaze View Post
    I just assume she must have gotten that way via trauma.
    Maybe an Alpha Widow? Her Price Charming wouldn't marry her, so she was taking it out on all the males she could for the rest of her life...

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    Re: New Crisis! Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ reports say

    Quote Originally Posted by RustyNuts View Post
    Maybe an Alpha Widow? Her Price Charming wouldn't marry her, so she was taking it out on all the males she could for the rest of her life...
    It's very possible. She was a miserable and always angry person.
    Last edited by TigPlaze; October 1, 2022 at 1:03 PM.


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