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    My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail

    Get this. My cousin (23 years old) sent me a wedding invitation in the mail today for her special day next month. Do you think I'm going: NO WAY MAN! First of, I hate her like it's no one's business and I don't believe in marriage. I believe in freedom, independence and true happiness; all things you will not get with marriage. Weddings are just the start of a man's enslavement.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    Re: My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail

    Quote Originally Posted by ResidentEvil7 View Post
    Get this. My cousin (23 years old) sent me a wedding invitation in the mail today for her special day next month. Do you think I'm going: NO WAY MAN! First of, I hate her like it's no one's business and I don't believe in marriage. I believe in freedom, independence and true happiness; all things you will not get with marriage. Weddings are just the start of a man's enslavement.
    You don't have to beat up her feelings, just say you got sick after the wedding, I know I get sick when a man throws himself in wedding chains!

    Hopefully the groom won't show up either or comes to his senses and runs away from the alter!

    I swore off weddings too, it's hypocritical for me to attend and I'm very cautious of being a hypocrite.

    Same thing as boycotting Woka-Cola, Jillette, TV, and numerous other things!

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    Re: My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail

    Maybe she's hoping for a big turnout and just wants numbers? Likely though, she sent you an invite without thinking a thing about it.
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    Re: My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail

    Maybe she's hoping to fix you up with one of her friends during the reception?
    "Don't follow in my footsteps. I stepped in something."

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    Re: My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail

    I think Frog nailed it. She wants a cast of thousands because it's "her day" and it's all about her.

    Tell her you got checked at the hospital for the China Virus and they told you you don't have that but you're positive for the Bubonic Plague.

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    Re: My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail

    Just politely decline.

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    Re: My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail

    I didn't open the invitation, but I know it's some time in September. It better not be the 4th, because that's my birthday and I want to be with my dad that day.

    Regardless, I'm just going to stay at home that day and watch Man Caves on YouTube. The wedding maybe her day, but I'm staying home, making it MY DAY.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    Re: My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail

    She just wants you to provide either cash or a present, that's all they want.

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    Re: My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail

    I've discovered that just because one receives an invite for a wedding/baby shower/whatever, does not mean that they actually want you to show up. Yes, it takes a divining rod to figure out the truth. However, they do want a gift.

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    Re: My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail

    I dunno, you could always go, bang one of the cute bridesmaids then eat a load of free food and booze.

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    Re: My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail

    Hate weddings. I try to keep away from them; my parents usually end up going whilst me and my brother stay out of the way. I got one coming up in October however that is pretty close, and my parents are forcing me to come along. Needless to say I'm dreading it.

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    Re: My Bitch Cousin Sent Me A Wedding Invite In The Mail

    If another guy wants to play a losing game after knowing all the available information out there (he doesn't need to be a MGTOW to know most marriages end in divorce and that most divorced guys experience hell), that's his choice. I just ask him "Are you sure?" and if he goes yes, I respect his decision...

    That said, I don't go to events I'm not interested in going. If RSVP is needed, I answer with a "Sorry, have another commitment..." and forget about it. If the issue comes out in a family function or casual encounter, I just blame work (I'm self employed). These days, Covid gives a perfect reason to not attend, so just take that day and enjoy it the way you prefer.


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