"What we won't do, we do for love.
You'd give everything, but you won't give up."
On the one hand, I admire this man. Doesn't know how to swim, never drove a jet ski before, but wasn't going to let someone telling him "no" keep him from his goal.
He has all the makings of a commando or Tom Clancy-level spy in clandestinely sneaking into a country to accomplish his mission. The stamina and grit to go for a 40 kilometer ocean crossing in the North Atlantic in the winter, and then a 25 kilometer rucksack march. Four and a half hours on those rough ocean waves, getting there with just 10 minutes of fuel left. Dodging coast guard patrols and getting onto the island clandestinely. Seriously, some aspects of SAS or Navy SEAL selection isn't as tough.
But, I wonder if juice was worth the squeeze? Scottish guys, British guys, tell me, is she a Scottish 8? Or a UK 9 because she doesn't put on clownish levels of make-up? Or must she have Kegal muscles that can crack a walnut or turn a lump of coal into a diamond? Or, in the words of Chris Rock, the ability to give "a blow job so good, that when I came, I could read Arabic!"
Or was this guy bitten by a radioactive game controller, acquired mutant powers, and became "Super-Incel?" (I take that back, his ex looks pretty hot.)
When asked what he used planned to use as a flotation device if he got washed off the jet ski, did he say "My balls!"
There is speculation that he will never want for female attention after this.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nd-jailed.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...marry-him.html
https://www.thecut.com/2020/12/scott...irlfriend.html