Thread: Mixed feelings about this guy....

"What we won't do, we do for love.
You'd give everything, but you won't give up."


On the one hand, I admire this man. Doesn't know how to swim, never drove a jet ski before, but wasn't going to let someone telling him "no" keep him from his goal.

He has all the makings of a commando or Tom Clancy-level spy in clandestinely sneaking into a country to accomplish his mission. The stamina and grit to go for a 40 kilometer ocean crossing in the North Atlantic in the winter, and then a 25 kilometer rucksack march. Four and a half hours on those rough ocean waves, getting there with just 10 minutes of fuel left. Dodging coast guard patrols and getting onto the island clandestinely. Seriously, some aspects of SAS or Navy SEAL selection isn't as tough.

But, I wonder if juice was worth the squeeze? Scottish guys, British guys, tell me, is she a Scottish 8? Or a UK 9 because she doesn't put on clownish levels of make-up? Or must she have Kegal muscles that can crack a walnut or turn a lump of coal into a diamond? Or, in the words of Chris Rock, the ability to give "a blow job so good, that when I came, I could read Arabic!"

Or was this guy bitten by a radioactive game controller, acquired mutant powers, and became "Super-Incel?" (I take that back, his ex looks pretty hot.)

When asked what he used planned to use as a flotation device if he got washed off the jet ski, did he say "My balls!"

There is speculation that he will never want for female attention after this.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nd-jailed.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...marry-him.html

https://www.thecut.com/2020/12/scott...irlfriend.html

I'm guessing this guy is just not that bright, and did not fully understand the risk he was taking. Also that must be some excellent pussy, for one reason or another.

How do they compare for SMV? Are they somewhat comparable, it looks like to me? Maybe both 7s, I'm not even sure.

Those pictures made me realize that I have been banging the lovely women from my local Asian neighbourhoods for so long that that I cannot even tell if my own people are attractive anymore. Fuck.

But yeah, things are unlikely to work out long term between these 2, but 4 weeks in the slammer should give him the street cred to rock out with his cock out in his own town.

Greatness of deed, regardless of the need.

Some men climb the Everest "because its there", others do dangerous things for "love"...

The difference being that the Everest will always be there, but women are fickle and flaky.

Originally Posted by Manfred

Greatness of deed, regardless of the need.

Some men climb the Everest "because its there", others do dangerous things for "love"...

The difference being that the Everest will always be there, but women are fickle and flaky.

So, true.

She can leave him, and have the fading status of a man doing this for her. ("What, you found a man that was willing to do that for you....and you left him?")

Meanwhile, he will always have the pride of accomplishment.

Originally Posted by LizardPerson

Those pictures made me realize that I have been banging the lovely women from my local Asian neighbourhoods for so long that that I cannot even tell if my own people are attractive anymore. Fuck.

Ask most Caucasian men and they will say that most Asian women are more feminine.

Most Asian cultures do not encourage unfeminine behavior, dress, comportment in their women.

The exception is the Philippines. Pinoys are very tolerant of "tom boys," which is their euphemism for lesbians who take on the dress and mannerism of teenage boys.

This is the opposite of Thailand, where femininity is so prized, you have the "lady boy" culture.

Special Forces should recruit that guy asap. Balls of steel.

Originally Posted by sam luis obispo

Ask most Caucasian men and they will say that most Asian women are more feminine.

Most Asian cultures do not encourage unfeminine behavior, dress, comportment in their women.

The exception is the Philippines. Pinoys are very tolerant of "tom boys," which is their euphemism for lesbians who take on the dress and mannerism of teenage boys.

This is the opposite of Thailand, where femininity is so priced, you have the "lady boy" culture.

Very true. I will add to that they also know how to treat men, and how to please men (not just sexually, but also definitely sexually). Some of them have the greatest porn star moves I have ever seen, fit for an emporer, even the majority who do not tend to be great lays.

I have sampled many of the Asian countries, but I would rank Chinese women at the very top, then actually Mexico before the rest of the Asian countries. There is a direct correlation between sustained population growth and how pleasant, beautiful and sexy a country's women are. Worth noting that the US would be in population decline if not for opening the floodgates of immigration, legal and otherwise.

Originally Posted by kru-kut

Special Forces should recruit that guy asap. Balls of steel.

Yep.
I recall how Earnest Hemingway was in Cuba and he saw an old local fisherman go out to sea every day, risk his life to make a living, and do it again the next day.
It inspired him to write his best novel, "The Old Man and the Sea."
Someone should write a novel about this guy, "The Young Man and the Sea," or the "The Young Man and the Pu-sea."

Originally Posted by sam luis obispo

Ask most Caucasian men and they will say that most Asian women are more feminine.

Most Asian cultures do not encourage unfeminine behavior, dress, comportment in their women.

The exception is the Philippines. Pinoys are very tolerant of "tom boys," which is their euphemism for lesbians who take on the dress and mannerism of teenage boys.

This is the opposite of Thailand, where femininity is so prized, you have the "lady boy" culture.

having lived out here for the past 12 years the only differences I've noticed are ........
1) the Philippinos were generally smaller and had bigger tits ....
I had to impose a lower weight limit of 38kg as those smaller generally didn't fit.

2) the Vietnamese women were more cold and calculating.
The number of cold approaches I've had in Saigon were unbelievable, I couldn't sit on a park bench reading a book for more than 5 minutes without being hit on.

3) the Thai women were better at making you believe they really loved you.

4) the Cambodian women were more desperate.

All of them were completely untrustworthy, and unfaithful to their husbands/boyfriends at every opportunity.
In fact my conclusions were that only the lack of welfare for single moms made them any different to western women.

AWALT!

Originally Posted by MrWalton

All of them were completely untrustworthy, and unfaithful to their husbands/boyfriends at every opportunity.
In fact my conclusions were that only the lack of welfare for single moms made them any different to western women.

AWALT!

This is actually the reason why I rank Mexican women #2 on the list. They are the most loyal and devoted of all women. They also rarely seem interested in non-Mexican men, so even better for you if you are a Mexican guy. Of course, hit the wall at like 24, but if anything that is a feature, not a bug, helps ensure that they stay devoted to their family because their options for cheating and monkey branching dwindle quickly. So they stay at home and cook delicious food all day for the family, thereby creating an obesity epidemic within their population.

But AWALT still applies. Young, hot, passionate Latinas without supervision is a recipe for promiscuity if there is not a strong man in their life enforcing standards. But they are still the gold standard for women who actually care about their husband and family.

Originally Posted by kru-kut

Special Forces should recruit that guy asap. Balls of steel.

Balls of steel, maybe, but brains of sawdust:

A family source told the Daily Mail that McLaughan is “a nice lad, but thick as a brick.” “The craziest thing is he can’t even swim,” they said.

And now she wants to marry him. How long will the thrill last when he makes new bonehead decisions that actually cost her something?

Originally Posted by sam luis obispo

But, I wonder if juice was worth the squeeze? Scottish guys, British guys, tell me, is she a Scottish 8? Or a UK 9 because she doesn't put on clownish levels of make-up? l

Meh - I'd say, with some generosity, she's a UK 6.5 at best.

Originally Posted by Eddie Willers

Meh - I'd say, with some generosity, she's a UK 6.5 at best.

She's a huge porker ....... maybe a 4, but I wouldn't do her even for free,
I only hire women weighing less than 50kg and under 35 years old.
Why do fat women take selfies?
Don't they know they're fat?

That bitch is not only fat, she's deformed! Either her hips are too high, her tits are too low, or a combination of both! It must be difficult fucking her with her tits slapping against your dick!

I wonder, does she even have a belly button?

Wow, that takes simping to the next level.

Originally Posted by Eddie Willers

Meh - I'd say, with some generosity, she's a UK 6.5 at best.

That's what I thought. However, I thought the use of clown face amounts of make up was more prevalent with UK women. Or is that just a practice of a certain type of UK woman?

Originally Posted by sam luis obispo

That's what I thought. However, I thought the use of clown face amounts of make up was more prevalent with UK women. Or is that just a practice of a certain type of UK woman?

With enough makeup, a good makeup artist, and some JY jelly, most blue pill men will fuck a pumpkin!

Originally Posted by mgtower

With enough makeup, a good makeup artist, and some JY jelly, most blue pill men will fuck a pumpkin!

Wait, what's JY jelly? Gee, I had always assumed you were gentile. :O

Originally Posted by Unboxxed

Wait, what's JY jelly? Gee, I had always assumed you were gentile. :O

I was talking about dudes that'll fuck a pumpkin, as for me, I'm worse, I need full synthetic like Mobil 1, or else there'll be lots of unnecessary wear and tear! :(

A porker that acts like a 49er isn't worth risking your life over. We really need to educate these young men that the fantasy they see in media is not reality.