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    MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/evew...hores-and-kids

    Who knew the one room in the house primarily associated with bodily functions would offer such a sanctuary?

    But apparently men are finding their toilets offering them a respite from family life.

    So much so, that many of them are purposefully hiding in the loo - and not just for a few minutes, either.

    The study was conducted back in 2018 and it uncovered that amidst all the chaos of family life, the men were beating a hasty retreat into the loo for a number of reasons.

    According to the study, which surveyed 1000 male participants, men rack up seven hours of time spent in bathroom in a year.



    When reality goes beyond parody...can you imagine being a grown adult locking himself in the bathroom to run away from his nagging wife?

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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    Come to think of it, the bathroom is the only room in the house with a lock! Poor bastards!

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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    I can still remember my father spending hours in the bathroom reading the news paper. God, did it stink when he was finally finished, and I mean both the paper AND the bathroom! And he wondered why I never got interested in reading the paper. This was in the 1960's and these so called experts are just now finding this out? Some experts!
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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    Similarly: have you ever wondered why golf was popular? Have you wondered why it is declining in popularity now in particular? Golf offered a respite away from the wife and the honey-do list. There were only three places a married man was allowed to be: at work, at home, or on the golf course.

    The reason is is losing popularity now is that mobile phones have destroyed the thing that made it popular in the first place.

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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    I don't have to lock myself away in the bathroom for anything. My bathroom door doesn't even have a lock on it. But, for those who must, and for those whose doors do, I hate to say it, but... We told you so and you didn't listen! Enjoy the remaining decades of your ensnared life.

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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    The reason is is losing popularity now is that mobile phones have destroyed the thing that made it popular in the first place.
    Yea, a cellphone is more like a mobile dog collar when married or dating! I don't wear that collar!

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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    Up here in Minnesota, they build a small shack, put it on the middle of a frozen lake, and hide out there. Some times, they even catch a few fish!!
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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    Quote Originally Posted by Knarley Bob View Post
    Up here in Minnesota, they build a small shack, put it on the middle of a frozen lake, and hide out there. Some times, they even catch a few fish!!
    Same here in Massachusetts and throughout New England, and you can bet when the freezing winds are howling, everything's going down that hole in the ice, no doubt they use the ice ladle to shove turds under the ice! Tell me I'm wrong...

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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    It's one of the many reasons why I enjoy living alone. MGTOW saved my life. Why live with a nagging woman who will drive me to an early grave while already spending me into one?

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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    Ohey really?
    Time to watch Home Improvement / Tool Time.. I'm out..
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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    Has anyone done the math? According to the article, men take just a little over a minute a day in the bathroom. Clearly there is a typo. I assume each man spends 7 hours a month in the bathroom as apposed to the year mentioned in the article. Even then, it's around 69 minutes per day. It may seem excessive, but I know women who spend that much time in the bathroom just the one time in the morning painting the picture of the pretty woman over their own face.

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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    Quote Originally Posted by pbisque View Post
    Has anyone done the math? According to the article, men take just a little over a minute a day in the bathroom. Clearly there is a typo. I assume each man spends 7 hours a month in the bathroom as apposed to the year mentioned in the article. Even then, it's around 69 minutes per day. It may seem excessive, but I know women who spend that much time in the bathroom just the one time in the morning painting the picture of the pretty woman over their own face.
    Yes, I noticed that also. However I figured that they were talking about time they spent in the loo unnecessarily. Hell, I can take a minute in the bathroom just trying to figure out how to undo my fly depending on how much drink I've had. LOL

    7 Hours per year works out at over half an hour a month spent hiding from your 'loved' one in a toilet of all places because you just can't take her bullshit any more. I think this says a lot.
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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    Just as a slight aside, I noticed when I went back to the Forum main screen, as the latest post under Lounge heading it says "MGTOW are all immature, says... Jackoff"

    I am not impressed!

    LOL
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    Re: MGTOW are all immature, says the guy typing from his toilet seat

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    Similarly: have you ever wondered why golf was popular? Have you wondered why it is declining in popularity now in particular? Golf offered a respite away from the wife and the honey-do list. There were only three places a married man was allowed to be: at work, at home, or on the golf course.

    The reason is is losing popularity now is that mobile phones have destroyed the thing that made it popular in the first place.
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