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    Cool Merry Christmas MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Today is Christmas Day at 4:45 AM Chicago time. I don't believe in Santa Claus but I was willing to play along yesterday about NORAD detecting his arrival to Chicago and he did come. I want to wish all my MGTOW friends a Merry Christmas and peace for us all.

    So far, it's been great. Yesterday, my mom came to pick me up and we went to the local bar and had grilled fish and a beer to celebrate the holiday. She gave me my gifts: Karate Kid 3-movie collection in 4K; Home Alone 4K; a cat calendar which is very cute; Shell gas card; Best Buy card; grocery gift card; Japanese import food you can get at her local Oriental superstore; $200; Hickory Farms cheeses and sausages; and a 36-pack of Coors Light (my favorite beer). After she took me home, I was watching an Indiana Jones marathon on Paramount TV.

    Now that it's officially Christmas Day, early in the morning, I have my own personal traditions to follow. I put on my gray robe my mom gave me when I was 17 (22 years ago), I play cards on the computer and watch Christmas programs until my dad wakes up and we open up gifts.

    I also have a short story about me and Christmas and my cat from 7 years ago today. Christmas 2014, I wanted a cat. My dad bought cat supplies that year, but after months of hard struggle to get a cat, we got the one I got now in April 2015. When I asked the woman who I adopted the kitten from when he was born, she said Christmas Day 2014. So the cat I wanted for Christmas was born that day. Today is his 7th birthday and I feed him fancy cat food, cat snacks and cat nip he loves.

    Well, I want to conclude this message by wishing all my MGTOW friend a Merry Christmas and best of luck in the new year and peace to us all.

    I'll be back later on today.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    Re: Merry Christmas MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Merry Christmas!

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    Merry Christmas!

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    Re: Merry Christmas MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bah'humbug!

    Thanks NORAD, without you I couldn't have done it!



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    Afterward there's indifference, confidence, wisdom, and peace.

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    Re: Merry Christmas MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ya'll!

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    Re: Merry Christmas MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Merry Christmas!!

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    Re: Merry Christmas MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Some asshole hit a pole and knocked the power out yesterday. I am extra grateful to have electricity this morning.

    Merry Christmas.
    Every day I make the world a little bit worse.

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    Actually, Tower, I heard Santa faked his death...and this why...
    No Christmas this year!

    Twas the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed,
    he cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
    Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks,
    I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.

    I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
    instead of thank Santa, what do I hear?
    The old lady bitches, cause I work late at night,
    The elves want more money - the reindeer all fight.

    Rudolph got drunk, and goosed all the maids,
    Donner is pregnant, and Vixen has AIDS.
    And just when I thought that things would get better,
    those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.

    They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny,
    who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money?
    And the kids these days - they are all just the pits,
    they want the impossible, those mean little shits..

    I spent my whole year, making wagons and sleds,
    Assembling dolls, their arms, legs, and heads..
    I made a ton of yo-yo's, with no requests for them,
    They want software and computers, they think I'm IBM!

    If you think that's bad, just picture this,
    try holding those brats, with their pants full of piss!
    They pull on my nose, they grab at my beard,
    And if I don't smile, the parents think I'm weird.

    Flying through the air, dodging the trees,
    Falling down chimneys, and skinning my knees.
    I'm quitting this job, there is just no enjoyment,
    I'll sit on my fat ass, and draw unemployment.

    There's no Christmas this year, you now know the reason,
    I've found me a blonde, I'm going SOUTH for the season!!
    ...and this is why...Santa hasn't been around.

    Merry Christmas all!
    "Don't follow in my footsteps. I stepped in something."

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    My dad and I just got done opening gifts and I'm loaded with gift cards to Best Buy, Shell Gas, eBay, Dick's Sporting Goods and grocery store. I got Willy Wonka in 4K and Resident Evil Infinite Darkness, a Darth Vader Christmas decoration, more Coors Light beer (a man needs his beer, no denying that) and more Hickory Farms sausage and cheese.

    The aunt that always tormented me even gave me $100 for eBay.

    It's not yet 10 AM and it's already a great holiday. Now I just need some breakfast to satisfy my stomach: cinnamon rolls and eggs and hash-browns.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    Re: Merry Christmas MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I woke up, gave my dog a new chew and had myself some panettone. Peace and quiet 👍

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    Re: Merry Christmas MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Merry Xmas all, actually boxing day down here but whatever. Hopefully 2022 will be better than the last two years.

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    Re: Merry Christmas MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kryptic View Post
    Merry Xmas all, actually boxing day down here but whatever.
    What is Boxing Day? Is it where people put on the golden gloves and fight in the ring in a boxing match? I really don't know.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    Re: Merry Christmas MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ResidentEvil7 View Post
    What is Boxing Day? Is it where people put on the golden gloves and fight in the ring in a boxing match? I really don't know.
    Boxing day is the day after Christmas for commonwealth countries. It's an old custom that goes way back, but that's all I know.

    There's a foot of snow outside but the woodstove has things nice and toasty. Not much for material goods this year, but that's ok. I got many cards and calls from some of my favorite people. Neighbors loaded me down with mounds of cookies and other Christmas goodies. Life is good.
    Last edited by frog; December 26, 2021 at 12:49 AM.
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    Re: Merry Christmas MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    There's a foot of snow outside.
    You're lucky you had a white Christmas. Here in Chicago, it was warm enough to where I have to keep my man cave window open and i have the fans on. Last Wednesday, we hit a record high of 66 degrees and the week before that, there were tornadoes in the area. It's been an unusual December. We haven't even had our first measurable snowfall yet, which beats the old record of latest first snowfall which was December 20th and there's no snow in the forecast. I just sure hope we don't regret it the rest of winter with extreme cold and snow.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    Merry Christmas everyone.

    I visited a mate for lunch, cold meats and salads. He was hung over so I didn't stay long. It was a nice day here, 35C or 95F. It was good to have a quiet day.

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    Just had my first post divorce Christmas! What a serene delight!! I am thankful for all of you and am enjoying monk life very much

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    I got the flu for Christmas... had to work 8 hours with it on Christmas Eve. Came home, slept and watched a movie. Good movie, I'll tell you about it later.

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    Re: Merry Christmas MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ScrewJita View Post
    I got the flu for Christmas...
    Sorry to hear that. I hope it's not COVID.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    A little late to the party, but ...Merry Christmas to my MGTOW brethren!

    [Yes, I put up a tree and decorated a bit. I did it because I liked it. ]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faramir View Post
    [Yes, I put up a tree and decorated a bit. I did it because I liked it. ]
    When my dad and I put our tree, we make a party out of it; just he and I and Christmas CDs and finger food with honey and beer.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.


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