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    Meagan Markle

    https://theprovince.com/life/royals/...e-333887f3a91f

    The scene - Hazza and Meg make embarrassing documentary
    Her Maj: "You guys have screwed the pooch."
    Hazza and Meg: "Fuck you!"
    Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith: "No, fuck you!"

    Isn't it telling how no-one stopped referring to her by her surname "Markle"?

    Megs is such an object lesson in self-destructive crazy. She had a deal so sweet that maybe only a dozen women in the world had had it better. If that. All she had to do was a) fuck Prince Harry; and b) not be a publicly crazy bitch. And she couldn't, she just couldn't fucking do it. No more than Lady Di could refrain from jumping on other dick and foisting a ginger on the royal family. My god, isn't this whole schmozzle a fine demonstration that blood and breeding is actually a thing?

    What will happen? Simple.

    • Megs and Hazza will move to Hollywood.
    • If this article is true, Hazza has been removed from the civil list. He will have to get a job. He could live on his own personal investments, of course, but not as well as his wife would like.
    • Megs will be bending all her efforts towards getting hold of what money Harry has. Which is certainly a considerable amount.
    • Both of them will begin fucking other people. I mean - both of them already are, but it will become more obvious. Everyone knows Megs is a whore, right? Literally a whore?
    • Megs will divorce Hazza, because that's what women do.
    • She will try to get hold of the Crown Jewels of Great Britain. Happily, she will get fuck all because Her Maj can afford some formidable lawyers, and because getting more money would involve the US declaring war on the UK. She's the fucking queen. The US will not declare war on the UK on behalf of miss Markle, because the only thing that made her remotely important is that she was married to Hazza.
    • After several years, if Harry Windsor has been good, and if the line of succession is firmly battened down by a few white, British babies, then King William V will quietly restore Harry's titles.


    By way of contrast, isn't Princess Mary of Denmark doing a wonderful job?

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    Re: Meagan Markle

    US going to war with UK? No way! If anything we'll drag UK into a war with China or Russia over pissing rights! (what countries can piss on other countries and the proper international pissing order). UK is one of the oldest dicks in the pissing business! We took our Q's from them!

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    Women are power freaks, all they want is to be the matriarch of the house, that is why wives don't get along with mother-in-laws. That and cutting all alternative support for the husband.

    This time things didn't work out. She probably instigated the scene and he went along like a good trained dog.

    So the countdown begins. One thing is to be married to a royal, another is being with a disgraced royal.

    This one was fast. A least Diana made it work for a few years.

    Women are getting to impatient, they cannot wait long enough before pulling the pin. Soon the blue pills will start making the connection between marriage and inevitable shitshow.

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    This is what happens when entitlement threatens real power. I would say the Megs and Hazza got pwned.

    But wait, this cannot happen to Megs, she is almost literally a princess. They are perfect and beyond repute. There is a whole list of Hollywood movies that show this to be true. Clearly, this must be the fault of the Matriarchy! /sarc

    All I can say to Queen Bess II is, "Well played."

    I will make a note of the date: this may be the last time in recorded history that a woman enforces decorum, restraint and decency.

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    Re: Meagan Markle

    I feel like an outsider in this thread, oh wait, I am an outsider, have been since the late 1700's!

    Carry on gents, it's interesting to see what I'm missing, being that I'm a rebellious excommunicated orphan of the crown.

    We still have the Kennedy legacy (closest thing to royalty), does that count?

    I'll shut up now....

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    Re: Meagan Markle

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    I feel like an outsider in this thread, oh wait, I am an outsider, have been since the late 1700's!

    Carry on gents, it's interesting to see what I'm missing, being that I'm a rebellious excommunicated orphan of the crown.

    We still have the Kennedy legacy (closest thing to royalty), does that count?

    I'll shut up now....
    Royalty is like movie stars in the US, but more exclusive.

    Its the same thing, drama and soap-operas.

    They serve the same purpose as celebrities like Brad Pitt, as examples to blue pills of how dealing with women is a losing proposition. Not even being Brad Pitt is enough to keep a woman happy.

    The English version is: not even a Prince can keep a woman happy, and BTW don't marry a feminist.

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    Re: Meagan Markle

    Quote Originally Posted by Manfred View Post
    Royalty is like movie stars in the US, but more exclusive.

    Its the same thing, drama and soap-operas.

    They serve the same purpose as celebrities like Brad Pitt, as examples to blue pills of how dealing with women is a losing proposition. Not even being Brad Pitt is enough to keep a woman happy.

    The English version is: not even a Prince can keep a woman happy, and BTW don't marry a feminist.
    Thanks for the explanation, I get it now, I see why the Royal Weddings are such an international event and why the paparazzi cling to them like flies on shit! They cling on celebrities and politicians for very much the same reason, and that is they're all full of shit!

    No flies around here! We're the best kept international secret! In plain sight! Funny how they flee like cockroaches when you shine the light of truth, it's like Alpha, Beta, and Gamma rays all rolled up in one! Even the cockroaches can't survive it! We're burning holes of truth in their fine silk fabric of lies with big fat cigars! Must be why they don't like us...


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