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    Man Glad He Has A Day Off Work So He Can Work For Wife Instead

    DECATUR, IL—Barry Coldwater took the day off from his busy job as a construction foreman and was about to stretch out on the couch when he was reminded how great it would be to work on projects for his wife all day.
    "We've got a leaking sink, a dirty rain gutter, and those shelves aren't going to hang themselves," said loving wife Charlotte Coldwater. "These need to be taken care of right now. There is literally no time in the future this can wait for."

    The happily married man reportedly jumped up with a smile. "Sure thing, babe," he said. "Happy to be a part of the team!"
    Sources confirm that while the man happily went about his work Charlotte watched over his shoulder to make sure he did everything correctly.
    "He's a good worker," said Charlotte. "But you gotta' stay on him or he'll try and relax and forget about the stress of his other job. Not on my watch!"
    The couple broke for lunch at noon, but Barry only got twenty minutes to himself before he was asked to rearrange all the furniture in their house for no reason.
    When asked how he felt about his second job toiling away for his wife's every whim Barry told reporters . . . "
    Full article: https://babylonbee.com/news/man-glad...r-wife-instead

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    Re: Man Glad He Has A Day Off Work So He Can Work For Wife Instead

    "Barry Coldwater." Hilarious!!!

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    Re: Man Glad He Has A Day Off Work So He Can Work For Wife Instead

    No sexual appetite, no matter how voracious, can ever reduce my life to such a fate worse than death.
    Last edited by Hedon; January 19, 2022 at 1:24 PM.
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    Re: Man Glad He Has A Day Off Work So He Can Work For Wife Instead

    You’d think his wife would be able to do those things.

    So much for equality.

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    Re: Man Glad He Has A Day Off Work So He Can Work For Wife Instead

    A pop-up ad mentioned something about signing up for fake news, looks like their messing with us.
    Every day I make the world a little bit worse.

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    Re: Man Glad He Has A Day Off Work So He Can Work For Wife Instead

    She sounds like a slave master. They should call her Coldheart instead of Coldwater.
    It's a man's world and we need to take it by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

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    Re: Man Glad He Has A Day Off Work So He Can Work For Wife Instead

    The Babylon Bee is a satire site. Often pretty good.

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    Re: Man Glad He Has A Day Off Work So He Can Work For Wife Instead

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    The Babylon Bee is a satire site. Often pretty good.
    Writing satire is easy nowadays, just tell the truth.

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    Re: Man Glad He Has A Day Off Work So He Can Work For Wife Instead

    Pussy. It's not free. You gotta earn it.


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