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    LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    I'll just leave this here:

    http://dangerousminds.net/comments/f...the_selfie_arm

    So far this is only a prototype.



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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    OMG! Wow, just Wow!

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    Next thing you know they're going to invent something shaped like the male anatomy with batteries in it. Oh wait......

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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    Check this out!

    http://news.yahoo.com/japan-firm-sel...093106512.html

    No surprise that this one is shaped like a baby and sells in Japan, where most if not all their women are destined to be spinsters.

    Sounds like da wymyn are going insane now that men are walking away worldwide!
    AHAHAHAHAHA!
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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend



    See? Her cell phone IS her "significant other."
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    See? Her cell phone IS her "significant other."
    I knew that, sort of.

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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Inspector Callahan View Post
    Next thing you know they're going to invent something shaped like the male anatomy with batteries in it. Oh wait......


    I'd better put up a Trigger Warning for this:





    They've got that idea covered ... or, er, uncovered ... too ...

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    Ohhh-kayyy. I'm going to leave that at thumbnail size. Click it at your own risk.
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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    Nothing surprises me these days. Since I heard about that one woman marrying her cat, then this other more recent story where a woman married herself... talk about the literal manifestation of malignant narcissism.

    Marrying yourself. Pft.

    She should have a honeymoon so she can go fuck herself.

    I'll even donate some C-size batteries.
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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    A cardboard cut out of their favourite celebrity thug could also give the illusion of a boyfriend.

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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    Inflatable thugs. That's not a bad idea...

    They don't provide sexual pleasure. They get drunk, hit her and have sex with her friends.

    You know, meet all of her most basic needs...
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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Insidious_Sid View Post
    Nothing surprises me these days. Since I heard about that one woman marrying her cat, then this other more recent story where a woman married herself... talk about the literal manifestation of malignant narcissism.

    Marrying yourself. Pft.

    She should have a honeymoon so she can go fuck herself.

    I'll even donate some C-size batteries.
    They won't last long. They'll likely need some large-capacity, deep-discharge batteries for that. Let's start with, say, 100 A-hr.
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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarter Wave Vertical View Post
    They won't last long. They'll likely need some large-capacity, deep-discharge batteries for that. Let's start with, say, 100 A-hr.
    Heh heh heh. Deep discharge.


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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarter Wave Vertical View Post
    They won't last long. They'll likely need some large-capacity, deep-discharge batteries for that. Let's start with, say, 100 A-hr.
    You know, there's a big 6-volt, deep-draw golf-cart battery they call a 'Trojan' ... like that brand of condoms ...
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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    Best comment:

    next up: selfie stick shaped like a dick: "pretend you're blowing some guy"...

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    Can you imagine how much shit a guy would get if he did something like this? He'd never hear the end of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insidious_Sid View Post
    Inflatable thugs. That's not a bad idea...



    That term makes me imagine some guy in a wifebeater with tattoos everywhere starting a fight, and then he gets prodded by a sharp object and explodes into tiny bits of rubber.

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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkbait View Post
    Can you imagine how much shit a guy would get if he did something like this? He'd never hear the end of it.
    Because we value authenticity. They value external appearances.
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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah4:1 View Post
    Check this out!

    http://news.yahoo.com/japan-firm-sel...093106512.html

    No surprise that this one is shaped like a baby and sells in Japan, where most if not all their women are destined to be spinsters.

    Sounds like da wymyn are going insane now that men are walking away worldwide!
    AHAHAHAHAHA!
    Sheesh. I would find their customers alienating, to put it mildly. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. I suppose if they can haul a mattress around, they can haul one of those, or an inflatable male doll, or a department store mannequin...

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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by William Noy View Post
    Because we value authenticity. They value external appearances.
    ^ That's astute.
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    Re: LOL New literal selfie arm gives appearance of boyfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarter Wave Vertical View Post
    They won't last long. They'll likely need some large-capacity, deep-discharge batteries for that. Let's start with, say, 100 A-hr.
    Women today need all the cold cranking amps they can get to feel anything.
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