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    Jeremey's Razors, the anti WOKE razor!

    This is being X-posted from another site, originally posted by Ron191.

    Enjoy the alternative to the WOKE narrative, I believe there's allot more to come as new companies try to fill the massive void.

    https://www.jeremysrazors.com?

    P.S.

    I'd like to dub this and things like it as the "VOID" movement.

    Why "VOID" because it's not an acronym! It's the reality created when a destructive philosophy takes root and permitted to grow, sucking all things good kind and gracious out the room! Like air leaving an airliner under depressurization, sometimes gradual, other times, EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION!

    We and our ilk have watched our rights get sucked out the window, each of us RAPED by BIG TECH POLITICAL SENSORSHIP, leaving us in a media VOID, a vacuum where something else is finally RUSHING IN!

    Go to court, make everyone there rich at our detriment? Why? Because we're in the VOID by lacking good public order where criminals are rewarded and the righteous are prosecuted for crimes created in the bosom of conspiracy, making JUSTICE and the institutions of government, NULL AND VOID by nature and TRACK RECORD!

    The VOID is all around us! The barometric pressure has dropped to ZERO MILLIBAR! There's no more air in the room, just SUFFOCATION!

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    Re: Jeremey's Razors, the anti WOKE razor!

    I dumped Gillette when they came out with their "Hey, rapist, buy a razor" ad. I went instead with an old-style safety razor like the one in the picture. Once you have one of these, shaving is dirt cheap. You just have to buy those replacement blades. Just use a good lubricant. I put on shaving butter first and then shaving gel, and it's always totally smooth with just the one blade. The big companies want you to think you have to have 3, 4, or even 5 blades. You don't. You only need one blade.

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    Re: Jeremey's Razors, the anti WOKE razor!

    Godda love his no bullshit approach...

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    Re: Jeremey's Razors, the anti WOKE razor!

    Quote Originally Posted by TigPlaze View Post
    I dumped Gillette when they came out with their "Hey, rapist, buy a razor" ad. I went instead with an old-style safety razor like the one in the picture. Once you have one of these, shaving is dirt cheap. You just have to buy those replacement blades. Just use a good lubricant. I put on shaving butter first and then shaving gel, and it's always totally smooth with just the one blade. The big companies want you to think you have to have 3, 4, or even 5 blades. You don't. You only need one blade.

    One day I was trimming my dogs (I used to take them to a doggie groomer).

    It was around 2010 (after the last collapse), Wilkinson razors hit $25 bucks a pack (without the handle). From Wilkinson I downgraded to disposables and suffered dull blades, nicks, and scratches, and started neglecting to shave. Long story short, I HATE LONG HAIR ON MY HEAD OR FACE!

    So that day I turned the doggie shears loose on my face! Eventually purchased human grade shears and been buzzing it ever since! It's been 12 years and .05 kWh @19.5 cents= 9.75 cents.

    I slaughtered the high price of shaving!

    In the beginning, it only ate men, now it's coming for the women and children, and nothing can stop it.

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    Re: Jeremey's Razors, the anti WOKE razor!

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    One day I was trimming my dogs (I used to take them to a doggie groomer).

    It was around 2010 (after the last collapse), Wilkinson razors hit $25 bucks a pack (without the handle). From Wilkinson I downgraded to disposables and suffered dull blades, nicks, and scratches, and started neglecting to shave. Long story short, I HATE LONG HAIR ON MY HEAD OR FACE!

    So that day I turned the doggie shears loose on my face! Eventually purchased human grade shears and been buzzing it ever since! It's been 12 years and .05 kWh @19.5 cents= 9.75 cents.

    I slaughtered the high price of shaving!

    I also used a Norelco electric razor for a while, but I got better shaves from the safety razor. Plus, who knows if Norelco has become subservient to the Woke Mind Police. So many companies have.

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    Re: Jeremey's Razors, the anti WOKE razor!

    Quote Originally Posted by TigPlaze View Post
    The big companies want you to think you have to have 3, 4, or even 5 blades. You don't. You only need one blade.
    Yeah, do you remember those TV commercials when the 2-blade plastic razors first came out with the animated graphic showing how the first blade only stretched the hair out so the second blade could come along and cut it at its base for a closer shave. Such bullshit!

    I guess my Gillette band razor never worked all of those years I used it? Do you remember those?

    To hear them tell it, I guess when a stubble hair first meets a sharp blade, it cannot be cut by this sharp edge but only permits itself to be tugged into a taut position so a second equally sharp blade can quickly cut it. Hmm... how did the first blade know to never cut but instead hold the hair shaft with its sharpness? Assuming such magic was true, how could that work when the length of the stubble is typically much shorter than the distance between the two blade edges mounted in the holder? Both edges cannot be there at the same time! And why doesn't the second blade also tug instead of cut?

    Ha, I guess that's why they went to three blades and more? They couldn't stop their cheap-ass blades from tugging? LOL. I don't recall them making graphics showing how the first two blades only set things up for the third blade to do the deed. That would have been an awkward explanation.

    I kid there, because one blade is enough, and anyway I'll always give every area of face more than one pass with the blade, and from different directions as my stubble does not all lay in the same direction everywhere.
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    Re: Jeremey's Razors, the anti WOKE razor!

    I don't shave. I'll let my beard grow for 5 or 6 months, then cut it back with the same electric clippers I use to cut my hair.

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    Re: Jeremey's Razors, the anti WOKE razor!

    Shaving is a waste of money imo. Do it if you want but it's just more plastic waste and money to the endless consumerism cycle. Buy a good plug in trimmer, trim your own hair and beard, trimmer and blades will last a lifetime.

    If you want to be a super hippy get old school manual trimmer or learn to shave with a straight razor.


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