Thread: It's "whoopsie" month at work

My boss in his mid 40's and a co worker in his early 30's both got the "Whoopsie I'm pregnant" news from their girlfriends this month.

Both men have long term girlfriends they live with. Both women wanted kids, the guy's did not. Somehow both women had birth control failures.

Boss man is doing the blue pill thing. Walking down the aisle 9/20/17 with his now pregnant cupcake bride. Even has a picture of the happy couple in our company newsletter.

My early 30's co worker is dumping his cupcake. Said I'd rather pay 18 years of child support payments than live with that sneaky bitch a minute longer. This cupcake did not tell her guy she was knocked up for almost 4 months. When she could not hide it any longer.

Yeah.......Not All Women Are Like That..........

However

Enough Women Are Like That or so it seems.

Couples should have paperwork on file. If he checks "no" under child and she chooses to get pregnant (or has oopsie baby) she will KNOW that he has legal "choice" in becoming a parent as women do. He can have a "financial abortion" and absolve paternity and financial responsibility.

People say "You shouldn't have sex if you don't want to pay for a kid for 25 years!"

Okay, well if we're getting all moral about things, women should not poke holes in condoms, fish them out of the trash, or just missing some pills here and there.

It's so tired that in this world men are the only ones who are truly accountable.

If women had to shoulder the cost of child rearing (instead of men) and it was discovered men tampered with birth control, this would not even be a discussion.

Once you penetrate a women, you've lost all rights. The feminists like to hammer this point that since the woman does the child bearing, that a man has to take all precautions not to impregnate. And surprise surprise, if a women pokes hole in a condom/says she's on the pill and lies about it, they'll blame the man for not choosing the right woman.

There are absolutely no options for men when it comes to reproductive rights.

The French almost had it right once, but the white-knights and manginas quickly came to the RESCUE!!

Paternity choice and the French Revolution

https://www.purplemotes.net/2012/12/...ch-revolution/

I had a gal play "oopsie" on me once. I was 18 years old. I stood my ground and said "NO", and gladly paid my child support every month until he was adopted by his mother's beta-provider. I've never seen him, and don't care to.

Deception is not an acceptable way to start a family.

There might be a special place in Hell for a guy like me who abandons his spawn, but I'll deal with that when the time comes.

Originally Posted by Jonitus

I had a gal play "oopsie" on me once. I was 18 years old. I stood my ground and said "NO", and gladly paid my child support every month until he was adopted by his mother's beta-provider. I've never seen him, and don't care to.

Deception is not an acceptable way to start a family.

There might be a special place in Hell for a guy like me who abandons his spawn, but I'll deal with that when the time comes.

DNA test or it didnt happen .

Originally Posted by O.G.

My boss in his mid 40's and a co worker in his early 30's both got the "Whoopsie I'm pregnant" news from their girlfriends this month.

Both men have long term girlfriends they live with. Both women wanted kids, the guy's did not. Somehow both women had birth control failures.

Boss man is doing the blue pill thing. Walking down the aisle 9/20/17 with his now pregnant cupcake bride. Even has a picture of the happy couple in our company newsletter.

My early 30's co worker is dumping his cupcake. Said I'd rather pay 18 years of child support payments than live with that sneaky bitch a minute longer. This cupcake did not tell her guy she was knocked up for almost 4 months. When she could not hide it any longer.

Yeah.......Not All Women Are Like That..........

However

Enough Women Are Like That or so it seems.

I liked your post . Its like a breathe of fresh air thinking to myself " dude , you have it so good "

Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov

DNA test or it didnt happen .

When I left the child's mother, I told her that I was legally entitled to a paternity test, and while she threw a fucking fit about it, she discovered that I was well within my legal right to ask for one, so I had the DNA test done. It was conclusive. The baby she birthed was fathered by me.

Originally Posted by Jonitus

The baby she birthed was fathered by me.

...as the result of a crime, essentially being "Spermjacked".

If he checks "no" under child and she chooses to get pregnant (or has oopsie baby) she will KNOW that he has legal "choice" in becoming a parent as women do. He can have a "financial abortion" and absolve paternity and financial responsibility.

Mr. early 30's had this kind of talk with his cupcake earlier. Before the whoopsie. Told her if she played this game with him he would walk on her and the kid. That he would only have a kid with her if they BOTH decided to do so. Yet she whoopsed him anyhow.

We were talking about what he was going to do now. He was saying how it's a lot harder to walk on the kid than he thought. Just like the post below.

I had a gal play "oopsie" on me once. I was 18 years old. I stood my ground and said "NO", and gladly paid my child support every month until he was adopted by his mother's beta-provider. I've never seen him, and don't care to.

Deception is not an acceptable way to start a family.

There might be a special place in Hell for a guy like me who abandons his spawn, but I'll deal with that when the time comes.

My co worker is having a tough time with the guilt. He to is feeling the "special place in hell" thing if he decides to walk. Cupcake is pushing him too. To sign over any parental rights and leave. Calls it "her" baby. Laid out all kinds of rules and conditions on if she would "allow" him to see or be with the child etc. He's in shock. Can't believe cupcake would do this to him. (Oh how familiar that all sounds) That's shes not that kind of girl etc.

Until she is.

Mr. mid 40's boss man really cracks me up. He is know in the company as a super sharp numbers geek. Can analyze all kinds of business data and identify growth trends etc. Very good at guiding our division by what the "numbers" tell him.

So this fucking idiot hasn't looked at marriage stats and let that guide him?
He's a super smart numbers guy, and still bought a plane ticket for and airline that crashes over 50% of the time?

Despite the growing MGTOW awareness, this shit just keeps on happening.

For me I feel just like my MGTOW brother below

Its like a breathe of fresh air thinking to myself " dude , you have it so good "

Originally Posted by O.G.

My boss in his mid 40's and a co worker in his early 30's both got the "Whoopsie I'm pregnant" news from their girlfriends this month.

Both men have long term girlfriends they live with. Both women wanted kids, the guy's did not. Somehow both women had birth control failures.

Boss man is doing the blue pill thing. Walking down the aisle 9/20/17 with his now pregnant cupcake bride. Even has a picture of the happy couple in our company newsletter.

My early 30's co worker is dumping his cupcake. Said I'd rather pay 18 years of child support payments than live with that sneaky bitch a minute longer. This cupcake did not tell her guy she was knocked up for almost 4 months. When she could not hide it any longer.

Yeah.......Not All Women Are Like That..........

However

Enough Women Are Like That or so it seems.

NAWALT...until AWALT...

Lurkers... My life was made a living hell (and still is to some extent) by ooopsies and my own stupidity.. Not only did I fall for it once but 3 times with the same chick who literally played god!

Keeping this one.
Getting rid of that one.
Keeping this one.

And so fourth.. While I accept full responsibility for the last 2 for not using condoms after being stitched once the first one, my daughter, that was all the ex. In the decade and a half that has passed since she has not "accidentally" got pregnant again and she'd definitely been putting it about! How strange!

Last year I got in an argument with my sisters (6) who are all feminists and all in their 60s or 70s. After listening to them talk about guys GETTING women pregnant for too long, I couldn't help saying, "Today no woman ever gets, or stays, pregnant unless she wants to." They then started with the BS arguments that back in the 60s, when they were young, that this just wasn't so. It tried to point out that I was not talking about the 60s, but right now. They kept right on ignoring that point, and arguing pre pill, pre Roe v. Wade, pre morning after pills, pre dozen other contraceptive options for women, BS. Women and rational discussion; mutually exclusive.

No woman for at least the past 3 decades has gotten pregnant unless she wanted to. We men have the options of a condom (about 80% effective) and vasectomy (100% effective, but usually irreversible). We end up fathering children we didn't want all the time. We are not getting women pregnant. That is the usual "women have no agency" BS. The blue pill world believes down to their bones that anything a woman does is the fault of some man that made her do it, or that it was only in response to something a man did. They don't realize that their attitude is saying that women are little children compared to men. Now, it is true that women are just big children all their lives (Arthur Schopenhauer), but only because they are treated as children by the blue pill tradcons (when they want that, and strong, independent women otherwise). The women are making the decisions and taking the actions. They just deny any agency so they can make the man 100% responsible. And that tactic is working. The blue pill a**holes still think the way to end out of wed lock pregnancies is by punishing men more. They strongly believe that the way to support single mothers is to beat men more and rob them to pay the single mothers. After all, the father is the one responsible for bring this child into the world; and absolutely not the mother.

Originally Posted by Mikediver

Last year I got in an argument with my sisters (6) who are all feminists and all in their 60s or 70s. After listening to them talk about guys GETTING women pregnant for too long, I couldn't help saying, "Today no woman ever gets, or stays, pregnant unless she wants to." They then started with the BS arguments that back in the 60s, when they were young, that this just wasn't so. It tried to point out that I was not talking about the 60s, but right now. They kept right on ignoring that point, and arguing pre pill, pre Roe v. Wade, pre morning after pills, pre dozen other contraceptive options for women, BS. Women and rational discussion; mutually exclusive.

No woman for at least the past 3 decades has gotten pregnant unless she wanted to. We men have the options of a condom (about 80% effective) and vasectomy (100% effective, but usually irreversible). We end up fathering children we didn't want all the time. We are not getting women pregnant. That is the usual "women have no agency" BS. The blue pill world believes down to their bones that anything a woman does is the fault of some man that made her do it, or that it was only in response to something a man did. They don't realize that their attitude is saying that women are little children compared to men. Now, it is true that women are just big children all their lives (Arthur Schopenhauer), but only because they are treated as children by the blue pill tradcons (when they want that, and strong, independent women otherwise). The women are making the decisions and taking the actions. They just deny any agency so they can make the man 100% responsible. And that tactic is working. The blue pill a**holes still think the way to end out of wed lock pregnancies is by punishing men more. They strongly believe that the way to support single mothers is to beat men more and rob them to pay the single mothers. After all, the father is the one responsible for bring this child into the world; and absolutely not the mother.

Only 0.0 % get pregnant if they do not want it . National Bureau of Statistics 2016 .

Originally Posted by O.G.

My boss in his mid 40's and a co worker in his early 30's both got the "Whoopsie I'm pregnant" news from their girlfriends this month.

Both men have long term girlfriends they live with. Both women wanted kids, the guy's did not. Somehow both women had birth control failures.

Boss man is doing the blue pill thing. Walking down the aisle 9/20/17 with his now pregnant cupcake bride. Even has a picture of the happy couple in our company newsletter.

My early 30's co worker is dumping his cupcake. Said I'd rather pay 18 years of child support payments than live with that sneaky bitch a minute longer. This cupcake did not tell her guy she was knocked up for almost 4 months. When she could not hide it any longer.

Yeah.......Not All Women Are Like That..........

However

Enough Women Are Like That or so it seems.

When women move into a place they are plotting for long term domination of the domain as they often discuss this with other women openly. This is why cohabitation is a big no no for any logical man.

You will still have women that try to do a whoopsie once in a while. But if she hasn't scouted out your place extensively or your finances then her hamster mind is easily bored and wanders to the next man that comes along found on tinder.

Best way to avoid all that is to not date women at all though.

Personally, this is why I don't think cohabitation or LTRs are a good idea. Because once the hamster has the idea for some nesting it is game over for the dude if he doesn't realize the snare in front of him.

Yep, i was 'ooppsied' once or twice by different women.
One of them actually skipped the pill, and i talked her into abortion. I was too young and not about to settle down with someone who would try to trick me like that.
The other one assumed i was stupid, and used a friend's positive pregnancy test to keep me from kicking her to the curb. Epic fail there too.

This is one of my main gripes with women these days. Besides the lies and tricks, they want children for their OWN selfish reasons. NOT to start a family with someone they love. IMHO, they're not worthy of decent sperm.

I would never allow myself to be put in that situation ever again. Always use your own condoms!

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

I would never allow myself to be put in that situation ever again. Always use your own condoms!

Condoms are not an effective birth control for men, even if they are your own. I agree with you that they must absolutely be your own. I have found that when it comes to birth control no man should ever trust any woman. I am fighting against the urge to remove the limitation of, when it comes to birth control, in the previous statement. Women know that they can get pregnant even when a man uses a condom, and fight tooth and nail to keep this as our only easy option. The only 100% effective method currently available to men in the west is a vasectomy.

I have heard that you can get Gandarusa through the internet from Indonesia; as a food supplement. It has considerable evidence in studies documented in peer reviewed scientific journals that it is an effective, and reversible, male birth control pill. It alters a protein on the shell of the sperm causing it to be unable to penetrate the ovum. You could try that. If you are waiting for it to be approved as a male BC pill by the FDA, you will be long dead before that day comes.

Now I am not saying you should not wrap that rascal at every encounter. You should. But the reason is not birth control, it is to reduce the probability of catching the many STDs that are swimming in the crotches of today's tumblerinas. If you are looking for a certain preventative for catching an STD you have two options; abstinence, and getting married to a virgin, and both of you remain faithful. Both of these options have been strongly encouraged by the church (Catholic) for almost two thousand years.

Originally Posted by Mikediver

The only 100% effective method currently available to men in the west is a vasectomy.

The great thing I love about my vasectomy is that it allows me to go without condoms, which I absolutely fucking hate. It feels like being strangled with an elastic band.

It's amazing though how a woman goes from hot to cold when she learns that you have had the snip though, as she knows she can't play you with an "Ooopsy!"...even if she is NAWALT...or some other form of unicorn.

For maximum lulz though, you should have the vasectomy and then wear a condom, but complain about "not feeling it", then when she gives you the "It's okay, I'm on the pill", you can still bone her with 100% confidence of not being "Ooopsed". At least not with a kid that shares your DNA anyway...