When one of the clerks said that a far away "soulmate" of hers had died. I consoled her. Eventually I told her that I had no need for feminine companionship. She told me that I was bitter. All women want in a "relationship" is their own way. I refuse to be a woman's "pawn" or "puppet". This is all they want.
"Tough titty", said the kitty when the titty went dry.