Thread: I pissed off an entitled woman off yesterday

Yesterday was my ex mother in law's viewing and "celebration of life" lunch. I went just to make sure she was dead and I pretended to care. When we all had to pay our final respects one by one I literally looked at her and said under my breath "I'll see you in hell". The lunch had a bunch of free food and sodas. Alcohol had to be bought. I really needed a buzz being around these douchebags so I bought Coronas. $4 a bottle. The waitress kept flirting with me. She kept smiling and making eye contact with me every time she passed me. The thing is I am on to her little game. She thought she was going to get some tip money out of me. When it came time to pay my bill she gave me the computer screen and the first thing there was "gratuity" or tips. I could've tapped the "No tip" option but I'm an asshole and I was drunk. I enter a big fat 0 in the tip amount. When turned the screen around she went from a smile to looking like I just kicked her dog. I couldn't help but laugh. I had a good day yesterday. Said good bye to a huge pain in my ass, ate for free, got drunk, and pissed off entitled women. I am not even hung over today either!

My ex wife tried hitting on me and even said she missed me. My last words to her were Like mother, like daughter so follow her lead and drop dead.

Man, good for you. One less POS on earth. I am sure you chugged that beer to its last bit with the feeling of relieve.

Your ex misses you, but you well know she ain't beautiful as your freedom.

That was a NICE play for the waitress by the way. Nothing can make your day better knowing that you outplayed her BS.

Originally Posted by user97972

Man, good for you. One less POS on earth. I am sure you chugged that beer to its last bit with the feeling of relieve.

Your ex misses you, but you well know she ain't beautiful as your freedom.

That was a NICE play for the waitress by the way. Nothing can make your day better knowing that you outplayed her BS.

I will admit the waitress was cute but I ain't no simp. Would she even say "Hello" to me if she saw me on the street? I don't think so. She ain't getting anything from me for free.

I could've banged my ex wife yesterday. All the stars were aligned but no way in hell would I give her any advantage over me. If I had sex with her then she could file a false #metoo report like she did before. I went to make sure fat ass was really dead and for the free food. That's it.

I probably wouldn't have even noticed the waitress was flirting with me! I am terrible at that kind of thing lol.

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

I went to make sure fat ass was really dead and for the free food. That's it.

I could think of a thousand different things to do than go to my ex-mother-in-law's "Calibration of Life"..... for that matter anyone's CoL... It's just not my thing. I can make/cook my own food, like hell I would show up to scrounge off the ex-in-laws.

I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.

Great post. But I rather go to heaven than to see bitches I hate in hell. If bitches don't bother to follow God or Jesus, why should I help them on anything??? My close buddy had said, "Don't tell women about Christ. They don't listen, anyway, and they end up in hell, anyway."

Originally Posted by Kryptic

I probably wouldn't have even noticed the waitress was flirting with me! I am terrible at that kind of thing lol.

The constant smiling, making eye contact with me every time she walked by, and just her nice nature would be enough for anyone to notice. Once I left a big fat ZERO in the tip amount , her behavior totally changed. She was trying to us her looks. I will admit she had a good ass but I'm still no simp.

Originally Posted by UnKnownSurviving

Great post. But I rather go to heaven than to see bitches I hate in hell. If bitches don't bother to follow God or Jesus, why should I help them on anything??? My close buddy had said, "Don't tell women about Christ. They don't listen, anyway, and they end up in hell, anyway."

Fat ass would always claim to believe in God but would constantly use his name in vain. When you would tell her about it then she would make a billion excuses. Yet one of her favorite sayings was ' When I'm wrong then I own it". She never owned up to anything.

I think she might enjoy hell . She'll never lead another lighter for her cigarettes.

We have a heating crisis here on earth. Hell doesn't have a heating crisis. Her fat ass will provide plenty of heat!

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

I went just to make sure she was dead...

Thank you for that, brother. This last week was a grind in many ways and I needed a laugh. That comment has had me chuckling all day.

The waitress kept flirting with me. She kept smiling and making eye contact with me every time she passed me. The thing is I am on to her little game. She thought she was going to get some tip money out of me.

While I understand the "thinking" behind tips, I loathe how the concept has become an entitlement. Yes, you're not being paid minimum wage and, yes, you should be able to supplement that by the quality of the service you provide. Such service, however, should be professional and competent rather than flirting and lying. If a waitress acts too familiar with me, her tip is reduced.

My ex wife tried hitting on me...

If you hadn't been drinking already, that would have got you started!

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

The constant smiling, making eye contact with me every time she walked by, and just her nice nature would be enough for anyone to notice. Once I left a big fat ZERO in the tip amount , her behavior totally changed. She was trying to us her looks. I will admit she had a good ass but I'm still no simp.

I tend to pick up on it afterwards, like when one of us is walking away. I missed a lot of good opportunities when I was younger and even some recently. When I was younger I was too unassuming and now I just don't care enough to act on it. I figure it has probably saved me a house or two in lost money.

A long time ago I had a female door to door sales err person turn up and she kept leaning forward showing me her ample cleavage, she was ok, chubby but not a bad type of chubby. I enjoyed the view but figured if I let her in she wouldn't show or do anything else so I just listened to her long spiel and then declined. She looked pissed off lol.

I still remember that crusty old Mafia Don in the Godfather that hacked a big loogie into the coffin of one of his enemy's.

I too, am glad you had a good time.

Originally Posted by UnKnownSurviving

Great post. But I rather go to heaven than to see bitches I hate in hell. If bitches don't bother to follow God or Jesus, why should I help them on anything??? My close buddy had said, "Don't tell women about Christ. They don't listen, anyway, and they end up in hell, anyway."

I think there's a Muslim Hadith that there are more women in hell than men...

Also, the warning in Proverbs 7.

Originally Posted by UnKnownSurviving

Great post. But I rather go to heaven than to see bitches I hate in hell. If bitches don't bother to follow God or Jesus, why should I help them on anything??? My close buddy had said, "Don't tell women about Christ. They don't listen, anyway, and they end up in hell, anyway."

Don't listen to your buddy, god goes where he chooses and chooses whom he chooses.

As for me, I'm just one of his tools he doesn't choose that often, but when he does, some more the chrome gets peeled off!

Great post! I enjoyed reading it all. Put a great big smile on my face

Originally Posted by Kryptic

I tend to pick up on it afterwards, like when one of us is walking away. I missed a lot of good opportunities when I was younger and even some recently. When I was younger I was too unassuming and now I just don't care enough to act on it. I figure it has probably saved me a house or two in lost money.

A long time ago I had a female door to door sales err person turn up and she kept leaning forward showing me her ample cleavage, she was ok, chubby but not a bad type of chubby. I enjoyed the view but figured if I let her in she wouldn't show or do anything else so I just listened to her long spiel and then declined. She looked pissed off lol.

She didn't give a crap about you. She was just trying to sell you useless crap. I use to be the ultimate people pleasing nice guy. There is no doubt I probably would've bought something back in my younger days.

Nowadays I don't feel any guilt for telling someone to f**k off. Why? They don't care about me so they don't matter.

I didn't expect so many compliments in this thread. Thanks guys.

Originally Posted by MGTOWFOREVER

She didn't give a crap about you. She was just trying to sell you useless crap. I use to be the ultimate people pleasing nice guy. There is no doubt I probably would've bought something back in my younger days.

Nowadays I don't feel any guilt for telling someone to f**k off. Why? They don't care about me so they don't matter.

I didn't expect so many compliments in this thread. Thanks guys.

Yep even back then I knew exactly what was happening. I was about 18 and the house was my mothers so I wasn't about to buy anything for it especially as I didn't have any money! She wasn't very good at flirting either, it was very obvious and desperate. I can't recall exactly what she was trying to sell but it was expensive. Not something you would buy for the hell of it.

I'm very matter of fact and not much for small talk so for me even if I was interested in what she was selling I would expect her to cut to the chase rather than bullshit me.

Originally Posted by mgtower

Don't listen to your buddy, god goes where he chooses and chooses whom he chooses.

As for me, I'm just one of his tools he doesn't choose that often, but when he does, some more the chrome gets peeled off!

Yeah, but my best friend is still correct. Most women don't listen, and they still do their own shit, ignoring what I say. Why do you think men and women cannot be FRIENDS????

Originally Posted by UnKnownSurviving

Yeah, but my best friend is still correct. Most women don't listen, and they still do their own shit, ignoring what I say. Why do you think men and women cannot be FRIENDS????

That wasn't my point, god uses the devil to get his will done, women are no different, neither are men. He does his own thing and we're all just pawns, weather we're willing or not.

Originally Posted by UnKnownSurviving

Yeah, but my best friend is still correct. Most women don't listen, and they still do their own shit, ignoring what I say. Why do you think men and women cannot be FRIENDS????

Women want compliance. They flip their lids when they don't get it but deep down are turned on cause you stood up to them.

About MGTOWForever's OP, I learned ages ago that when a woman flirts or acts interested in me, it's actually a warning sign. I'm getting old and am not particularly photogenic, so I know better than to assume some bint is really interested in me.