Thread: I decided to come out of the closet today

You guys are amazing and this forum is something its a wonder of the internet, very , very important to me but...

You probably heard the rumors already and yes they are all true , all true so i decided , and its a big decision for me . So yes .

Yes im heterosexual ;D

Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov

Yes im heterosexual ;D

You may be heterosexual, but I'm not...

Does this outfit make me look sexy?

I'm afraid I have to come out of the closet in opposition to Delmore. I am not afraid to be labeled heliphobic.

Originally Posted by Mikediver

I'm afraid I have to come out of the closet in opposition to Delmore. I am not afraid to be labeled heliphobic.

You need to check your vehicle privilege.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly.

If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

And I'm a V-22 Osprey. I guess you can tell from my nickname I like anything that flies and doesn't need a runway. :P I wonder why they never build a gunship version of the Osprey....

Originally Posted by Delmore Schwartz

You may be heterosexual, but I'm not...

Does this outfit make me look sexy?

Motherfucker how did you know ? It is fucking beautiful !!!!!

Originally Posted by Delmore Schwartz

You may be heterosexual, but I'm not...

Does this outfit make me look sexy?

You look hot hot hot.

Compliments to your fashion photographer. Your blades are not even blurry.

Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov

Yes im heterosexual ;D

No, you're not. You're a actually a transgeder non binary lesbian with bisexual tendencies. I know these things, I'm a women's studies major. Its better than being a scientist.

Originally Posted by Nasir Jones

No, you're not. You're a actually a transgeder non binary lesbian with bisexual tendencies. I know these things, I'm a women's studies major. Its better than being a scientist.

Fuck you cis gender nigga like you woulnt try your sis bra on , just to look how it is , we wear the same size so i mean ...and once doesnt even count

And for your knowledge womens` studies is a concrete science otherwise why do they teach it in colleges ?

I'm autosexual. It's handy because when when feminists and SJWs tell me to go fuck myself, I just say:

"I already do!!"

Originally Posted by Nasir Jones

No, you're not. You're a actually a transgeder non binary lesbian with bisexual tendencies. I know these things, I'm a women's studies major. Its better than being a scientist.

Actually I am a man trapped in the body of a cross dressing lesbian. I look and dress like a man, and I like to fuck women, but I deserve every break women get.

Originally Posted by Mikediver

Actually I am a man trapped in the body of a cross dressing lesbian. I look and dress like a man, and I like to fuck women, but I deserve every break women get.

As that Jap dude masturbation champ of the world said " Yuck women are dirty "

I once read a book about "love shy" men.. author called them "closet heterosexuals"

You're just delusional, I'm sorry to say it hit it's true. You're clearly not an Apache and you need to get your Shit together.

you know I can think of many hospitals for you to go to to deal with your dysphoria and you really need to go.

I mean just look in the mirror. What do you see? You aren't an Apache helicopter and that's obvious, what do you see? I see a beautiful Cobra attack helicopter and you should be proud.

Originally Posted by Eiji

I once read a book about "love shy" men.. author called them "closet heterosexuals"

Most modern media is utterly corrupt and contemptible.

When I formerly classified myself as "Disenfranchised, Disenchanted Heterosexual" people thought I was
talking about some kind of bug spray. In a way, I was. Nowadays, I am too busy for sex. TBFS.
Got Stuff To Do. GSTD. They called me gay: TCMG. I am not. I am determined, driven and purposeful.

I'm hetero, mgtow, rolling like a train. I am fully capable of being a bachelor, I just don't want that.
There is no such thing as INCEL, and I could pretend to be INCEL as easily as pretending to be a bachelor.
Ghost works for now. Truth is for me, there is nothing left worth fucking for. My own work is what I pay my own
way to do and I include other gentlemen as I see fit.

Humans make choices and live them out. Both genders, continually.
I'm not a closet heterosexual. In no way am I homosexual. Not in the closet about anything.
Open, Free and extremely wary of anyone who wishes to sell me something which I do not NEED.
My sexual desires have no bearing on my purpose, upon which I work and labor continually, even
in my sleep.

I wish to sell something which I made with little help from others which is good. I'm going my own way.
Going Your Own Way means to me, being in action about ones' purpose and making something
useful to all, for a profit simply because it came from oneself and intent first. I own this thing. It is mine.
It is very valuable and I alone choose where, how and when to employ it. Simple as that.

There is so little time for me to consider women, and there is little left in the petty cash drawer for them to spend.
I can't afford the time to network it socially, no matter how cheaply sexual intercourse can be had.

Way Too Busy: WTB!

In my field of work, women seldom apply themselves and have always shown up as saprophytic.

I have no time to deal with bullshit, so I cannot claim economic INCEL. Only Interest, and purpose
INCEL.

There was a new guy who fought to be here recently. He gets this idea.

He can be rescued.
LP

Eiji, nice comment bro. I'm on fire.

Originally Posted by Harleys&Beer

You're just delusional, I'm sorry to say it hit it's true. You're clearly not an Apache and you need to get your Shit together.

you know I can think of many hospitals for you to go to to deal with your dysphoria and you really need to go.

I mean just look in the mirror. What do you see? You aren't an Apache helicopter and that's obvious, what do you see? I see a beautiful Cobra attack helicopter and you should be proud.

Don't try to stop a train with a truck bro. Don't even try it with a Volvo. Bad idea.

This thread speaks in allegories and metaphors.

Analogues and analogies.

and yes, anal-retentive is hyphenated here.

Eiji looks in the mirror and sees awesome every time he brushes his teeth.

Look for your own awesomeness and smile when you spit, once you find yours.

You'll get there soon.
Wherever you lose yourself, you find yourself.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Thank yourself first.


Much love and respect to you brother.
LP

Just more satire, though I think we're saying the same thing?

I'll be honest I'm not sure I follow exactly what you're trying to say

Hihihiih closet heterohomosexual

Originally Posted by Harleys&Beer

I'll be honest I'm not sure I follow exactly what you're trying to say

Just remember, not even Stephen Spielberg envisioned Jaws as a hidden menace in a bathtub playing with some rubber, yellow duck. Hopefully, you see the irony here—both ducks and helicopters can fly.