So I was having a beer with my buddy. His wife comes along and she is very cordial to me (She heard from my buddy that I was having some issues, and she was trying to be supportive). I thought she was being nice enough.
I mentioned to my buddy, let's call him John, that I had recently met a girl who was complaining to me that she lost her job. Jokingly, I said, "well the girl is desperate for a job, and I'm in need of a blowjob".
I thought it was a funny joke, but his wife went ape shit on me.
She turned from a concerned and soft spoken person, into a really rude and insulting person, a side to her which I hadn't seen before.
I guess it makes sense that women wouldn't want men to be able to use their own tricks on them.