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    Humorous Acronyms

    I suddenly took a notion to look up acronyms for the word WOMAN and surprise, they were nearly all pro-women although I did find this one:

    WOMEN: Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs

    And a couple of other humorous acronyms:

    SCHOOL: Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life
    DIET: Do I Eat Today

    I then decided to give it a go myself:

    MAN: Male Averting Negativity
    MEN: Making Everything Notable
    MALE: Man Agrees, Ladies Evil (Erratic, Erroneous, etc.)
    BOY: Boisterous Overenthusiastic Youth

    WOMAN: Why Ordinary Men Are Nothing
    WOMEN: War On Men Eventually Noticed
    LADIES: Lavishness and Devotion Is Expected Slavishly
    LASS: Loves Antagonising, Simply Sadistic
    DAMSEL: Domination And Manipulation Seems Easily Leveraged

    But my 2 favourites were:

    GIRL: Get Impregnated, Receive Livelihood
    FEMALE: Fuck Extravagant Males And Loot Everything

    I hope at least one of these brings a smile to your face today.

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    Re: Humorous Acronyms

    My favorite is FUBAR, because it's the most applicable and describes just about everything!

    Corruption, like low tide, lowers all boats and smashes their hulls on the rocks.

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    Re: Humorous Acronyms

    TV networks. ABC; always bad coverage. NBC; nothing but commercials.

    There's a slam for every car out there. AUDI; assholes usually drive it. FIAT; fix it again Tony. FORD spelled backwards stands for driver returns on foot.
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    Re: Humorous Acronyms

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    TV networks. ABC; always bad coverage. NBC; nothing but commercials.

    There's a slam for every car out there. AUDI; assholes usually drive it. FIAT; fix it again Tony. FORD spelled backwards stands for driver returns on foot.
    Spelled forward; Fix Or Repair Daily/ Found On Road Dead...
    Corruption, like low tide, lowers all boats and smashes their hulls on the rocks.

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    Re: Humorous Acronyms

    CNN = Clinton News Network, I remember hearing that one during the 2016 USA elections.

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    Re: Humorous Acronyms

    CNN = Cancelled News Network

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    Re: Humorous Acronyms

    WOKE = Wankers Oppressively Killing Enlightenment

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    Re: Humorous Acronyms

    All I got is something from high school in the 70s:

    FUCK = Free Us Chicano Kids
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    Re: Humorous Acronyms

    Speaking of vehicles:

    GMC: Garage Man's Companion
    MOPAR: Mostly Old Parts And Rust

    I own one of each.
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