Thread: Humorous Acronyms

I suddenly took a notion to look up acronyms for the word WOMAN and surprise, they were nearly all pro-women although I did find this one:

WOMEN: Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs

And a couple of other humorous acronyms:

SCHOOL: Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life
DIET: Do I Eat Today

I then decided to give it a go myself:

MAN: Male Averting Negativity
MEN: Making Everything Notable
MALE: Man Agrees, Ladies Evil (Erratic, Erroneous, etc.)
BOY: Boisterous Overenthusiastic Youth

WOMAN: Why Ordinary Men Are Nothing
WOMEN: War On Men Eventually Noticed
LADIES: Lavishness and Devotion Is Expected Slavishly
LASS: Loves Antagonising, Simply Sadistic
DAMSEL: Domination And Manipulation Seems Easily Leveraged

But my 2 favourites were:

GIRL: Get Impregnated, Receive Livelihood
FEMALE: Fuck Extravagant Males And Loot Everything

I hope at least one of these brings a smile to your face today.

My favorite is FUBAR, because it's the most applicable and describes just about everything!

TV networks. ABC; always bad coverage. NBC; nothing but commercials.

There's a slam for every car out there. AUDI; assholes usually drive it. FIAT; fix it again Tony. FORD spelled backwards stands for driver returns on foot.

Originally Posted by frog

TV networks. ABC; always bad coverage. NBC; nothing but commercials.

There's a slam for every car out there. AUDI; assholes usually drive it. FIAT; fix it again Tony. FORD spelled backwards stands for driver returns on foot.

Spelled forward; Fix Or Repair Daily/ Found On Road Dead...

CNN = Clinton News Network, I remember hearing that one during the 2016 USA elections.

CNN = Cancelled News Network

WOKE = Wankers Oppressively Killing Enlightenment

All I got is something from high school in the 70s:

FUCK = Free Us Chicano Kids

Speaking of vehicles:

GMC: Garage Man's Companion
MOPAR: Mostly Old Parts And Rust

I own one of each.