Thread: Happy Valentine's Day

Crap I don't have to put up with and spend money on:

* Roses or some other assortment of dying flowers: $80.

* Useless trinket of jewelry: $150 minimum and it better be "her style" or else.

* Spa coupon: $200 plus the inevitable blowback. ("Are you trying to say I need this?" she demanded as she waved it in his face.)

* Romantic dinner out: $150, and it'll all be in the municipal sewer system in 24 hours, no different than a $12 Big Mac and fries and soda would be.

* Babysitter for the brats, for romantic dinner out: $100.

Total financial outlay: $680.

Statistical probability of getting some later: 0.6.

Statistical probability it'll be the same old same old: 1.0.

What a bargain. Gee I wish I had a girlfriend or a wife. It's not fair...

I like the dying flowers ya smoke a few days later!

$680 bucks can buy one hell of an assortment!

A tropical cornucopia of cerebral bliss!

Valentines day?

Never heard of it...

Originally Posted by kru-kut

Crap I don't have to put up with and spend money on:

* Roses or some other assortment of dying flowers: $80.

* Useless trinket of jewelry: $150 minimum and it better be "her style" or else.

* Spa coupon: $200 plus the inevitable blowback. ("Are you trying to say I need this?" she demanded as she waved it in his face.)

* Romantic dinner out: $150, and it'll all be in the municipal sewer system in 24 hours, no different than a $12 Big Mac and fries and soda would be.

* Babysitter for the brats, for romantic dinner out: $100.

Total financial outlay: $680.

Statistical probability of getting some later: 0.6.

Statistical probability it'll be the same old same old: 1.0.

What a bargain. Gee I wish I had a girlfriend or a wife. It's not fair...

you spend that and you still don't get any action.

Originally Posted by hereward

you spend that and you still don't get any action.

Oh, you get plenty of action!
It's called hustled!

HAPPY MGTOW DAY!

Live from the man-cave (my house), where sports, beer, bikes and tools reign supreme. Pure masculinity!

Peace of mind and good health is worth all the 'good times' I had with women.

Originally Posted by happybachelor

HAPPY MGTOW DAY!

Live from the man-cave (my house), where sports, beer, bikes and tools reign supreme. Pure masculinity!

Peace of mind and good health is worth all the 'good times' I had with women.

I just took a hot shower after smelling like diesel after doing diesel work in my garage. When you have diesel and hydraulics combined, how manly cave is a man cave where you park something like that? If it can tear down your garage from the inside, diesel or gas, you can bet the fucking thing is manly!

I dunno what smells better, naphtha or diesel in the morning?

happy discount chocolate week

And let the wamens have their pink fluffy homes.

The difference is they look around and feel sad they're alone.

We look around, see we're alone and think THANK FUCK! Now, time to strip and service my bike's headset - in the kitchen!

Originally Posted by happybachelor

And let the wamens have their pink fluffy homes.

The difference is they look around and feel sad they're alone.

We look around, see we're alone and think THANK FUCK! Now, time to strip and service my bike's headset - in the kitchen!

I use "all balls racing" bearings when I rebuild a headset, they're roller bearings instead of stock ball bearings. Because nobody likes a death wobble! My kitchen is strictly used for engine rebuilds.

The one day of the year all the post wall single mothers on Facebook take a break from their mental health memes and tell us all how happy they are being single.

Originally Posted by Hyaku Shiki

happy discount chocolate week

Great. I think I have one sweet tooth left. F the womens, give me the sweeties.