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    Happy Valentine's Day

    Crap I don't have to put up with and spend money on:

    * Roses or some other assortment of dying flowers: $80.

    * Useless trinket of jewelry: $150 minimum and it better be "her style" or else.

    * Spa coupon: $200 plus the inevitable blowback. ("Are you trying to say I need this?" she demanded as she waved it in his face.)

    * Romantic dinner out: $150, and it'll all be in the municipal sewer system in 24 hours, no different than a $12 Big Mac and fries and soda would be.

    * Babysitter for the brats, for romantic dinner out: $100.

    Total financial outlay: $680.

    Statistical probability of getting some later: 0.6.

    Statistical probability it'll be the same old same old: 1.0.

    What a bargain. Gee I wish I had a girlfriend or a wife. It's not fair...

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day

    I like the dying flowers ya smoke a few days later!

    $680 bucks can buy one hell of an assortment!

    A tropical cornucopia of cerebral bliss!

    Valentines day?

    Never heard of it...
    01/20/2021 Hell on Earth Day 1.

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day

    Quote Originally Posted by kru-kut View Post
    Crap I don't have to put up with and spend money on:

    * Roses or some other assortment of dying flowers: $80.

    * Useless trinket of jewelry: $150 minimum and it better be "her style" or else.

    * Spa coupon: $200 plus the inevitable blowback. ("Are you trying to say I need this?" she demanded as she waved it in his face.)

    * Romantic dinner out: $150, and it'll all be in the municipal sewer system in 24 hours, no different than a $12 Big Mac and fries and soda would be.

    * Babysitter for the brats, for romantic dinner out: $100.

    Total financial outlay: $680.

    Statistical probability of getting some later: 0.6.

    Statistical probability it'll be the same old same old: 1.0.

    What a bargain. Gee I wish I had a girlfriend or a wife. It's not fair...
    you spend that and you still don't get any action.

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day

    Quote Originally Posted by hereward View Post
    you spend that and you still don't get any action.
    Oh, you get plenty of action!
    It's called hustled!
    01/20/2021 Hell on Earth Day 1.

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day

    HAPPY MGTOW DAY!

    Live from the man-cave (my house), where sports, beer, bikes and tools reign supreme. Pure masculinity!

    Peace of mind and good health is worth all the 'good times' I had with women.
    Slaves can only dream, free men live their dreams.

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day

    Quote Originally Posted by happybachelor View Post
    HAPPY MGTOW DAY!

    Live from the man-cave (my house), where sports, beer, bikes and tools reign supreme. Pure masculinity!

    Peace of mind and good health is worth all the 'good times' I had with women.
    I just took a hot shower after smelling like diesel after doing diesel work in my garage. When you have diesel and hydraulics combined, how manly cave is a man cave where you park something like that? If it can tear down your garage from the inside, diesel or gas, you can bet the fucking thing is manly!

    I dunno what smells better, naphtha or diesel in the morning?


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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day

    happy discount chocolate week

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day

    And let the wamens have their pink fluffy homes.

    The difference is they look around and feel sad they're alone.

    We look around, see we're alone and think THANK FUCK! Now, time to strip and service my bike's headset - in the kitchen!
    Last edited by happybachelor; February 15, 2021 at 9:21 AM.
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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day

    Quote Originally Posted by happybachelor View Post
    And let the wamens have their pink fluffy homes.

    The difference is they look around and feel sad they're alone.

    We look around, see we're alone and think THANK FUCK! Now, time to strip and service my bike's headset - in the kitchen!
    I use "all balls racing" bearings when I rebuild a headset, they're roller bearings instead of stock ball bearings. Because nobody likes a death wobble! My kitchen is strictly used for engine rebuilds.

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day

    The one day of the year all the post wall single mothers on Facebook take a break from their mental health memes and tell us all how happy they are being single.
    Men are becoming MGTOW by the millions, most without ever having heard the term. They are simply doing what all living organisms finding themselves in a toxic environment do. They adapt to it or remove themselves from it. Females are not liking either the adaptations or the removal.

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    Re: Happy Valentine's Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Hyaku Shiki View Post
    happy discount chocolate week
    Great. I think I have one sweet tooth left. F the womens, give me the sweeties.
    "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin


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